[cripplecreek]

Important questions like this must be answered.

For instance, when it comes to bread, I’m a twist and flipper meanuing that after removing the twist tie, I toss it, spin the bread bag and flip it over.

Men’s briefs. Who the hell came up with the idea of making us negotiate an “S” turn to get our junk out? If I’m in a hurry I say screw the slalom and go over the top instead.

[Daffynition]

>>I’m a twist and flipper<<

...but do you *shuffle* through the slices to get to an interior one? [Carlin used to have a funny routine about that].

And which way do you roll?

[rellimpank]

—yep—and even the same brand can be different when purchased a few months apart—got some about a year ago that are unusable except for the “over the top” method-—

[heylady]

I’m laughing so hard I am crying.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

” I’m a twist and flipper meanuing that after removing the twist tie, I toss it, spin the bread bag and flip it over.”

I use plastic clothespins for that job. Twist ties and those flat plastic thingies go straight into the garbage.

[Vinnie]

Who the hell came up with the idea of making us negotiate an “S” turn to get our junk out?

And what about us lefties? Got tired of wearing them inside out. :)

Munsingwear 'Kangaroos'. Problem solved.