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Police: Naked cowgirl drove drunk
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Posted on 02/15/2012 1:54:02 PM PST by Perdogg

Texas police said they arrested an 18-year-old woman who led them on a chase while wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots.

Corpus Christi police said officers responding to a call about a suspicious person around 3:10 a.m. Sunday spotted Taylor Burnham, 18, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots, The Smoking Gun Web site reported Tuesday.

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1 posted on 02/15/2012 1:54:10 PM PST by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg

I have to say it...

This thread is worthless without pics.


2 posted on 02/15/2012 1:56:32 PM PST by BCR #226 (02/07 SOT www.extremefirepower.com...The BS stops when the hammer drops.)
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To: Perdogg

18, Nakid, Cowboy Boots, Jeep

I'll give her 30 days supervised probation. ..bet she cleans up pretty well.

3 posted on 02/15/2012 1:57:56 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: BCR #226

4 posted on 02/15/2012 1:58:26 PM PST by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: BCR #226

After 2 beers, not guilty...

5 posted on 02/15/2012 1:58:33 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: BCR #226

I concur.


6 posted on 02/15/2012 1:58:58 PM PST by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: Perdogg
Normally I'd say this thread needs pics, but this cowpuncher is best left unseen.



Etiam non princeps sed usque ad genua, Principis Pacis!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

7 posted on 02/15/2012 1:59:03 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: BCR #226

We need the dash-cam video to be able to analyze this properly.


8 posted on 02/15/2012 1:59:23 PM PST by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's "Economics In One Lesson.")
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To: Perdogg

Ping - check back for pics later - ping


9 posted on 02/15/2012 1:59:23 PM PST by acw011 (Great Goooogly Mooogly!)
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To: TexasCajun

Doesn’t do anything for my tastes. She looks like a 14 year old.


10 posted on 02/15/2012 1:59:41 PM PST by Darren McCarty (Rick Santorum in the primary)
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To: TexasCajun

We are going to need more than a face to make a decision on this one.


11 posted on 02/15/2012 2:00:35 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: arthurus

Ping - check back for dash cam video later - ping


12 posted on 02/15/2012 2:00:45 PM PST by acw011 (Great Goooogly Mooogly!)
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To: TexasCajun
I'll give her 30 days supervised probation. ..bet she cleans up pretty well.

Sober, some makeup and a hair do she might look pretty good.

13 posted on 02/15/2012 2:00:48 PM PST by trailhkr1
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To: Perdogg
Was she saying "Yeeeee-Haaaaawwwwwwww" when the cops got there?

Just wondering :^)

14 posted on 02/15/2012 2:02:03 PM PST by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Newt......Nuff said.)
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To: Perdogg
"...Taylor Burnham, 18, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots..."

I've seen lots of Jeeps with bikini tops but I'm not sure how you'd get one into boots....

15 posted on 02/15/2012 2:02:34 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Perdogg

So, her photographer ditched her and hid when the cops came?


16 posted on 02/15/2012 2:03:11 PM PST by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: Perdogg

She has the same expression my dog has when he gets in trouble.


17 posted on 02/15/2012 2:03:39 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican
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To: Joe 6-pack

Snort


18 posted on 02/15/2012 2:04:21 PM PST by Halgr (Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Usually the boots only cover a small part of the suspension. It would be a tight fit!


19 posted on 02/15/2012 2:04:49 PM PST by 17th Miss Regt
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To: TexasCajun
I'll give her 30 days supervised probation. ..bet she cleans up pretty well.

And we know she likes to party and take her clothes off so that's a big plus.

Sounds like a fun girl!

20 posted on 02/15/2012 2:05:36 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Perdogg

HE HAW!....saddle up!


21 posted on 02/15/2012 2:06:25 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Perdogg

http://www.facebook.com/T.Burnham


22 posted on 02/15/2012 2:08:31 PM PST by mnehring
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To: ConorMacNessa
"I'm ready to ride!"...
23 posted on 02/15/2012 2:09:13 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: BCR #226

I’m waiting for the dash-cam video of the chase to be released.


24 posted on 02/15/2012 2:09:57 PM PST by READINABLUESTATE ("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
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To: Darren McCarty

“She looks like a 14 year old”
A 14 year old what?


25 posted on 02/15/2012 2:10:02 PM PST by BigCinBigD
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To: Drew68

“And we know she likes to party and take her clothes off so that’s a big plus”

Yea. And they say all the good ones are taken.


26 posted on 02/15/2012 2:10:20 PM PST by saleman (!!!!)
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To: Darren McCarty
At least she wasn't threatening her bf with a knife for being dissed on Valentine day.

Also on The Smoking Gun:

FEBRUARY 15--Angered that her boyfriend did not buy her a Valentine’s Day gift, an Ohio woman last night attacked the man, who barricaded himself inside a bedroom as she threatened to stab him with a kitchen knife, police allege.

Stay away, very far away!

27 posted on 02/15/2012 2:12:55 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Darren McCarty

Most 14 year old girls look like they’re 21 anymore.


28 posted on 02/15/2012 2:13:19 PM PST by traderrob6
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To: Perdogg

Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some Howlin’ Wolf
About some voodoo healin’.

-ZZ Top - My Head’s in Mississippi


29 posted on 02/15/2012 2:13:45 PM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Perdogg

Poor girl. I hope she can get her act together.


30 posted on 02/15/2012 2:14:59 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: TexasCajun

If she gets a decent lawyer, a haircut, and a go-to-meeting dress by the trial she might even get the 30 days suspended ;-)


31 posted on 02/15/2012 2:16:26 PM PST by bigbob
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To: TexasCajun

She looks like she was crying a lot. She doesn’t appear to have any makeup on, so that alone would cause her to lose points by the highly critical FR Beauty Judges. As a layman, I would find her attractive when I was her age, so long as she wasn’t half covered with tattoos.


32 posted on 02/15/2012 2:22:15 PM PST by Bringbackthedraft (Who)
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To: mnehring
http://www.facebook.com/T.Burnham

And she has 460 Facebook friends. If I drove around naked, I'd have more friends than I could shake a stick at too...

33 posted on 02/15/2012 2:23:17 PM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (A half-truth masquerading as the whole truth becomes a complete untruth. (J.I. Packer)
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To: Joe 6-pack

She had her “Wranglers” on....I go out in public wearing mine all the time....


34 posted on 02/15/2012 2:23:59 PM PST by G Larry (We are NOT obliged to carry the snake in our pocket and then dismiss the bites as natural behavior.)
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To: Perdogg

All I know is I’m glad my days of being drunk, stupid and 18 predated the internet.


35 posted on 02/15/2012 2:25:10 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Bringbackthedraft

We really need a better pic so we can “check” for tattoos.

Personally a nice big tramp stamp kinda turns me on.


36 posted on 02/15/2012 2:29:45 PM PST by saleman (!!!!)
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To: dfwgator

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/boysdontcrylyrics/iwannabeacowboylyrics.html

“I Wanna Be a Cowboy”

Riding on the range,
I’ve got my hat - on,
I’ve got my boots - dusty.

I’ve got my saddle
On my horse.
He’s called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

(woman’s voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy


37 posted on 02/15/2012 2:31:02 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This mean Liberals and/or Libertarians (Same Thing) NO LIBS.))
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To: TexasCajun

Pussinboots, sorry, coud’n help myself


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39 posted on 02/15/2012 2:34:35 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: TexasCajun

She’s cute.

Has real purdy lips too.

Just needs a brush through her hair and a smile.


40 posted on 02/15/2012 2:34:35 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: TexasCajun

NOT GUILTY.


41 posted on 02/15/2012 2:34:54 PM PST by Astronaut
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Now cut that out!!! :)


42 posted on 02/15/2012 2:38:02 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Yo Mitt - Money can't buy you love...)
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To: Perdogg

This thread got pulled yesterday before any comments. What a difference a day makes...


43 posted on 02/15/2012 2:39:42 PM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: TexasCajun

I’m kinda diggin’ that single strap foundation garment.


44 posted on 02/15/2012 2:40:13 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: Perdogg

Bet this happens every week in some western town.


46 posted on 02/15/2012 2:44:50 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity
If I drove around naked, I'd have more friends than I could shake a stick at too...

Having seen you before, I suspect the stick waving would be pitchforks running after you....... :)

47 posted on 02/15/2012 2:49:35 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Taylor Burnham, 18, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots.

If I'm in Jeep marketing, I'm on the phone to her right now.

48 posted on 02/15/2012 2:52:23 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: mnehring

At least she’s a Republican!


49 posted on 02/15/2012 2:56:31 PM PST by goseminoles
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