‘Halfy’: Half-Headed Man Behind This Unbelieveable [sic] Mug Shot Explains His Injury

The Blaze ^ | February 16, 2012 | Jonathon M. Seidl

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The picture is shocking and unbelievable.

Last year, a mug shot surfaced showing a man, picked up on suspicion of soliciting a prostitute, with only half a head. It was taken by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s office:

And it’s not a hoax.

Now, the man behind the photo has surfaced again, this time explaining how he got his injury.

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Pix at source...

...damn.

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A pessimist would say the head is half-empty; an optimist would say the head is half-full.

[MrEdd]

Thinking with his little head instead of his half a head.

[PGR88]

Amazing what comes up on FR after midnight....

[sockmonkey]

It’s my bedtime, and I fear if I look at the pix, I will not be able to sleep my usual, fairies, pixie dust happy pictures sleep...
Even just the title of the thread may ruin my slumber.

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Come over to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

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My work here is finished.

[gunsequalfreedom]

Eeeeew, I agree. Im not going to look either

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The wrong head got halved.

[LukeL]

You think that plastic surgery would be easy in this situation.

[free me]

‘’This is what I do daily: burn a stake,’’ which is slang for a joint.
‘’Obama is the President of ya’ll United States and he smokes. (Expletive) has the whole White House growing. Then why can’t I smoke me a blunt?’”

- Halfy

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Or just stick in a valve for a bicycle pump.

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Obviously a philosopher.

[LukeL]

If I had half a mind...

[Buddy Sorrell]

You’d think he could just put on a baseball cap.

[Jonty30]

There was a Simpson’s episode on this.

The cause of Homer having half a head had to do with the devil turning it into a donut.

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...you’d be a liberal.

[Kickass Conservative]

Just looks like a Liberal after you take the hot air out his skull. Not much gray matter left after you do that.

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I hate it when that happens.

[Outlaw Woman]

I know you head up the ping list for the kittehs...how bout starting a ping list for ‘weird stories & stuff’ :) and please add me. lol! We need a thread like that don’t you think?