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One small step for porn: Playboy to plan a strip club in space
Daily Mail ^ | 02/26/12 | JOHN HUTCHINSON

Posted on 02/27/2012 5:21:15 PM PST by KevinDavis

It would certainly be the club all men would want to go to.

Playboy have teamed up with Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic in designing a futuristic gentleman's club that literally is, 'out of this world'.

In the March issue of the iconic magazine, readers will be treated to a sci-fi themed depiction of fun and games aboard a space station.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Science
KEYWORDS: space
This is going to be a fun thread..
1 posted on 02/27/2012 5:21:17 PM PST by KevinDavis
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To: Jack Hydrazine; ELS; ToxicMich; Cronos; Art in Idaho; perplyone; TheOldLady; Oiao; nepppen; ...



2 posted on 02/27/2012 5:22:47 PM PST by KevinDavis (Ron Paul called Ronald Reagan a miserable failure.....)
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To: KevinDavis

Zero G sex, I okay with it.


3 posted on 02/27/2012 5:23:06 PM PST by razorback-bert (Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.)
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To: KevinDavis

I hear Gingrich is planning a moon colony for them....


4 posted on 02/27/2012 5:24:06 PM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: KevinDavis

In the weightlessness of space, careers can lengthened.


5 posted on 02/27/2012 5:24:13 PM PST by steveo
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To: KevinDavis
Some of the "Entertainment" on the Space Gentlemen's Club:


6 posted on 02/27/2012 5:24:32 PM PST by traditional1 (Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: KevinDavis

They could send the older ladies there. Nothing to cause sag. They could send the older men there. No problem keeping things up...

And in space noone can hear you scream. (Apologies to Alien)


7 posted on 02/27/2012 5:25:12 PM PST by donmeaker (Blunderbuss: A short weapon, ... now superceded in civilized countries by more advanced weaponry.)
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To: razorback-bert
Zero G sex, I okay with it.

Yep - people will be intrigued and pay a lot of money to find out that sex in space without gravity is a royal pain.

8 posted on 02/27/2012 5:27:53 PM PST by plain talk
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To: traditional1

Cracked me up! This really was unexpected.


9 posted on 02/27/2012 5:29:54 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: KevinDavis

Don’t let go of the pole!


10 posted on 02/27/2012 5:30:09 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: KevinDavis

In space, no one can hear you moan...

11 posted on 02/27/2012 5:30:40 PM PST by kidd
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To: KevinDavis

ugh

I hope someone blows them up before that happens


12 posted on 02/27/2012 5:35:46 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: plain talk
Zero G sex, I okay with it.

Yep - people will be intrigued and pay a lot of money to find out that sex in space without gravity is a royal pain.

SCUBA sex is close. Or so I have been told.

13 posted on 02/27/2012 5:42:45 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: KevinDavis

Space chicks!


14 posted on 02/27/2012 5:45:07 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: plain talk

There have been. . .discussions on this on some of the space groups.

The conclusion: you’ll need an UnChastity Belt. Think lots of velcro and elastic. . . .


15 posted on 02/27/2012 5:48:16 PM PST by Salgak
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To: CrazyIvan
>”SCUBA sex is close. Or so I have been told”<

Well, so much for going out to eat at Red Lobster.

16 posted on 02/27/2012 5:48:53 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (New Tagline under construction, please watch your step.)
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To: KevinDavis
It sounds like fun, so long as you don't run afoul of the manager or the bouncer


17 posted on 02/27/2012 5:49:29 PM PST by jmcenanly (Things will be better in 2013)
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To: KevinDavis

‘Virgin Galactic’?


18 posted on 02/27/2012 5:52:11 PM PST by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: Beowulf9

To #9 and #10, among others.

Re “Cracked me up”. In space, your crack will be up, and down, and all around (shades of Rudy in “Hot Dog: The Movie”)

Re” “Don’t let go of the pole”. In space, a lot of people will be holding onto a lot of poles, and not just the wooden/metal ones (however, some might be “woodies”).

There was a space playground in “The Fifth Element”.

As someone else mentioned, you will be able to “keep it up” in space - weightlessness.

Can you imagine Pamela Anderson floating by? The original space Mae West. Now, if Rosie O’Donnell were to float by, you could make a sequel to the movie “Armageddon”, known as “Armageddon II”.

If Helen Thomas were up there, you could make a movie entitled “It Came From Outer Space”.

Or if Bill Maher or Michael Moore were in orbit, you could make “Spaced Invaders II”.

And, to top it off, if the space playboy station had glass-like windows, you could be singing “There’s a moon out tonight”, 24/7.

If the inside temperature suddenly dropped, you’d be singing “Blue Moon”.

And if the station suddenly plunged back to earth, they’d be singing “Great Balls of Fire”, “Hot Rod Rocket” and “Help Me I’m Falling”.

Oh the imagery.


19 posted on 02/27/2012 6:06:52 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: KevinDavis

In space. No one can hear you __________.


20 posted on 02/27/2012 6:22:20 PM PST by BigCinBigD
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To: KevinDavis

Best little whorehouse in orbit.


21 posted on 02/27/2012 6:23:56 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: KevinDavis
Space..... where everyone passes the pencil test!

overheard at Space ClubX.... "That's no small moon!"
22 posted on 02/27/2012 6:24:10 PM PST by phalynx
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To: KevinDavis
I can't believe this one hasn't been used....

Uranus Club......
23 posted on 02/27/2012 6:26:09 PM PST by phalynx
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To: KevinDavis

it will suck.... all the boobs will look like 2 bit implants... They wont hang right....


24 posted on 02/27/2012 6:28:03 PM PST by sit-rep
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To: phalynx

How about this one? The favorite movie on the spaceclub station: “SPACEBALLS”


25 posted on 02/27/2012 6:31:47 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: KevinDavis

26 posted on 02/27/2012 6:36:12 PM PST by Artemis Webb
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Stages would be silly. I can hear it now “Venus, you’re up next in airspace two. Galaxia, you’re up in the main airspace...”


27 posted on 02/27/2012 6:39:56 PM PST by phalynx
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To: KevinDavis
ewww... I mean, I've seen how liquids float around in zero-g and well ... ewwww.
28 posted on 02/27/2012 6:44:22 PM PST by BlueLandRed
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To: traditional1

Can I haves a double eye beach... please


29 posted on 02/27/2012 6:44:27 PM PST by BlueLandRed
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To: razorback-bert; martin_fierro; Perdogg

Thanks KevinDavis.
razorback-bert: Zero G sex, I okay with it.
Zero G- what? ;')


30 posted on 02/27/2012 6:48:47 PM PST by SunkenCiv (FReep this FReepathon!)
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To: BlueLandRed
LOL....

Every time I post that pic, the phrase "Oh...the huge manatee" comes to mind.

31 posted on 02/27/2012 6:59:29 PM PST by traditional1 (Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: traditional1

Don’t worry. the wrinkles flatten out in zero-G. Her face would be youthful and smooth - and about 3 feet in diameter.


32 posted on 02/27/2012 7:12:51 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (I'm for Churchill in 1940!)
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To: GeronL
I'd hate to be the poor bastard on the ground who's assigned to squeegee the inside of the windows after it lands........*URP*

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

33 posted on 02/27/2012 7:34:31 PM PST by Viking2002
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To: All

Babylon Health Club


34 posted on 02/27/2012 7:40:29 PM PST by Bailee (Vote Newt the Pitt bull we need.)
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To: KevinDavis
I'd pay to travel between those ORBS!


35 posted on 02/28/2012 8:11:55 PM PST by Young Werther
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To: KevinDavis

The original space porn star. ;)

36 posted on 02/29/2012 9:01:33 PM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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