Posted on 02/27/2012 5:21:15 PM PST by KevinDavis
It would certainly be the club all men would want to go to.
Playboy have teamed up with Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic in designing a futuristic gentleman's club that literally is, 'out of this world'.
In the March issue of the iconic magazine, readers will be treated to a sci-fi themed depiction of fun and games aboard a space station.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Zero G sex, I okay with it.
I hear Gingrich is planning a moon colony for them....
In the weightlessness of space, careers can lengthened.
They could send the older ladies there. Nothing to cause sag. They could send the older men there. No problem keeping things up...
And in space noone can hear you scream. (Apologies to Alien)
Yep - people will be intrigued and pay a lot of money to find out that sex in space without gravity is a royal pain.
Cracked me up! This really was unexpected.
Don’t let go of the pole!
In space, no one can hear you moan...
ugh
I hope someone blows them up before that happens
Yep - people will be intrigued and pay a lot of money to find out that sex in space without gravity is a royal pain.
SCUBA sex is close. Or so I have been told.
Space chicks!
There have been. . .discussions on this on some of the space groups.
The conclusion: you’ll need an UnChastity Belt. Think lots of velcro and elastic. . . .
Well, so much for going out to eat at Red Lobster.
‘Virgin Galactic’?
To #9 and #10, among others.
Re “Cracked me up”. In space, your crack will be up, and down, and all around (shades of Rudy in “Hot Dog: The Movie”)
Re” “Don’t let go of the pole”. In space, a lot of people will be holding onto a lot of poles, and not just the wooden/metal ones (however, some might be “woodies”).
There was a space playground in “The Fifth Element”.
As someone else mentioned, you will be able to “keep it up” in space - weightlessness.
Can you imagine Pamela Anderson floating by? The original space Mae West. Now, if Rosie O’Donnell were to float by, you could make a sequel to the movie “Armageddon”, known as “Armageddon II”.
If Helen Thomas were up there, you could make a movie entitled “It Came From Outer Space”.
Or if Bill Maher or Michael Moore were in orbit, you could make “Spaced Invaders II”.
And, to top it off, if the space playboy station had glass-like windows, you could be singing “There’s a moon out tonight”, 24/7.
If the inside temperature suddenly dropped, you’d be singing “Blue Moon”.
And if the station suddenly plunged back to earth, they’d be singing “Great Balls of Fire”, “Hot Rod Rocket” and “Help Me I’m Falling”.
Oh the imagery.
In space. No one can hear you __________.
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