One small step for porn: Playboy to plan a strip club in space

Daily Mail ^ | 02/26/12 | JOHN HUTCHINSON

[KevinDavis]

It would certainly be the club all men would want to go to.

Playboy have teamed up with Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic in designing a futuristic gentleman's club that literally is, 'out of this world'.

In the March issue of the iconic magazine, readers will be treated to a sci-fi themed depiction of fun and games aboard a space station.

[KevinDavis]

This is going to be a fun thread..

[KevinDavis]

[razorback-bert]

Zero G sex, I okay with it.

[CharlesWayneCT]

I hear Gingrich is planning a moon colony for them....

[steveo]

In the weightlessness of space, careers can lengthened.

[traditional1]

Some of the "Entertainment" on the Space Gentlemen's Club:

[donmeaker]

They could send the older ladies there. Nothing to cause sag. They could send the older men there. No problem keeping things up...

And in space noone can hear you scream. (Apologies to Alien)

[plain talk]

Zero G sex, I okay with it.

Yep - people will be intrigued and pay a lot of money to find out that sex in space without gravity is a royal pain.

[Beowulf9]

Cracked me up! This really was unexpected.

[Libloather]

Don’t let go of the pole!

[kidd]

In space, no one can hear you moan...

[GeronL]

ugh

I hope someone blows them up before that happens

[CrazyIvan]

Zero G sex, I okay with it.

Yep - people will be intrigued and pay a lot of money to find out that sex in space without gravity is a royal pain.

SCUBA sex is close. Or so I have been told.

[mylife]

Space chicks!

[Salgak]

There have been. . .discussions on this on some of the space groups.

The conclusion: you’ll need an UnChastity Belt. Think lots of velcro and elastic. . . .

[Kickass Conservative]

>”SCUBA sex is close. Or so I have been told”<

Well, so much for going out to eat at Red Lobster.

[jmcenanly]

It sounds like fun, so long as you don't run afoul of the manager or the bouncer

[real saxophonist]

‘Virgin Galactic’?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

To #9 and #10, among others.

Re “Cracked me up”. In space, your crack will be up, and down, and all around (shades of Rudy in “Hot Dog: The Movie”)

Re” “Don’t let go of the pole”. In space, a lot of people will be holding onto a lot of poles, and not just the wooden/metal ones (however, some might be “woodies”).

There was a space playground in “The Fifth Element”.

As someone else mentioned, you will be able to “keep it up” in space - weightlessness.

Can you imagine Pamela Anderson floating by? The original space Mae West. Now, if Rosie O’Donnell were to float by, you could make a sequel to the movie “Armageddon”, known as “Armageddon II”.

If Helen Thomas were up there, you could make a movie entitled “It Came From Outer Space”.

Or if Bill Maher or Michael Moore were in orbit, you could make “Spaced Invaders II”.

And, to top it off, if the space playboy station had glass-like windows, you could be singing “There’s a moon out tonight”, 24/7.

If the inside temperature suddenly dropped, you’d be singing “Blue Moon”.

And if the station suddenly plunged back to earth, they’d be singing “Great Balls of Fire”, “Hot Rod Rocket” and “Help Me I’m Falling”.

Oh the imagery.

[BigCinBigD]

In space. No one can hear you __________.

[Rebelbase]

Best little whorehouse in orbit.

[phalynx]

Space..... where everyone passes the pencil test!

overheard at Space ClubX.... "That's no small moon!"

[phalynx]

I can't believe this one hasn't been used....

Uranus Club......

[sit-rep]

it will suck.... all the boobs will look like 2 bit implants... They wont hang right....

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

How about this one? The favorite movie on the spaceclub station: “SPACEBALLS”

[Artemis Webb]

[phalynx]

Stages would be silly. I can hear it now “Venus, you’re up next in airspace two. Galaxia, you’re up in the main airspace...”

[BlueLandRed]

ewww... I mean, I've seen how liquids float around in zero-g and well ... ewwww.

[BlueLandRed]

Can I haves a double eye beach... please

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks KevinDavis.

razorback-bert: Zero G sex, I okay with it.

Zero G- what? ;')

[traditional1]

LOL....

Every time I post that pic, the phrase "Oh...the huge manatee" comes to mind.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Don’t worry. the wrinkles flatten out in zero-G. Her face would be youthful and smooth - and about 3 feet in diameter.

[Viking2002]

I'd hate to be the poor bastard on the ground who's assigned to squeegee the inside of the windows after it lands........*URP*

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Bailee]

Babylon Health Club

[Young Werther]

I'd pay to travel between those ORBS!

[anymouse]

The original space porn star. ;)