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Barack Obama says Win a Dinner With Sandra Fluke and Support My Re-election
email | 3/2/2012 | Unknown

Posted on 03/02/2012 12:45:20 PM PST by RightGeek

From: Barack Obama
Date: March 2, 2012
To: xxxxxxxx
Subject: This hottie could be yours
Reply-To: info@barackobama.com

Friend --

Tomorrow night, we'll pick the first of four supporters who will get to have dinner with Sandra Fluke. The rest is up to you.

I'm hoping you'll take me up on the invitation and so is Sandra.

Donate $2 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered for the chance to be my guest at a swanky private dinner with Sandra.

These meals are one simple thing that sets my campaign apart. The seats at her table don't belong to any Washington lobbyist or powerful interest.

They go to guys (and sometimes gals) like you.

Donate $2 or more today and be automatically entered to win.

It's not hard to score,

Barack


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Guess she's a $2 slut
1 posted on 03/02/2012 12:45:26 PM PST by RightGeek
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To: RightGeek

Is it B.Y.O.C.?


2 posted on 03/02/2012 12:47:05 PM PST by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras

LOL - and brings lots of them


3 posted on 03/02/2012 12:48:40 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: RightGeek
Guess she's a $2 slut

At that rate she could raise $50k for Obama before the election.

4 posted on 03/02/2012 12:49:13 PM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: RightGeek
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5 posted on 03/02/2012 12:49:41 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: RightGeek
This guy is a joke....is he a president or a carnival barker??

We cannot be rid of this guy fast enough...makes me sick to know he is 'leading' this country...

6 posted on 03/02/2012 12:49:47 PM PST by Fedupwithit ("Live free or Die: Death is not the worst of evils" - Gen. John Stark)
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To: RightGeek

Ah. Satire. You almost had me.


7 posted on 03/02/2012 12:50:29 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface)
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To: RightGeek

LMAO!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4sYInQpUOg

Lay her flat on her back and give her a SNACK!!!


8 posted on 03/02/2012 12:50:56 PM PST by djf (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2801220/posts)
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To: Pollster1
Guess she's a $2 slut

At that rate she could raise $50k for Obama before the election.

And that's just working part time

9 posted on 03/02/2012 12:52:27 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: RightGeek

What would be the point of dinner?

This needs to be in breaking news even if it is satire.


10 posted on 03/02/2012 12:52:35 PM PST by Rad_J
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To: RightGeek

For the $2 - do I get dinner, wine, AND get to sleep with her 3x in ONE night [on the taxpayers dime]???

BONUS: If I contribute another $3, could you make it the Lincoln Bedroom ???


11 posted on 03/02/2012 12:53:35 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: RightGeek
RE: Subject: This hottie could be yours

HOTTIE ???

You decide -- GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?

12 posted on 03/02/2012 12:53:39 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

I hope she studies hard , she isn’t likely to marry for money.


13 posted on 03/02/2012 12:56:12 PM PST by Venturer
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To: SeekAndFind; Lazmataz

So GUILTY!


14 posted on 03/02/2012 12:56:18 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: Fedupwithit
You ask a reasonable question.

Never in the fine (but checkered) history of our White House has any occupant conducted his presidency in such a publicly naive, reckless, vindictive and undignified manor.

.

15 posted on 03/02/2012 12:56:35 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: SeekAndFind

Holy Jeez! Bring a saddle for this horse!


16 posted on 03/02/2012 12:56:44 PM PST by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: Hatteras

yes bring your own rubbers, at least that is what they called them when I was a kid.


17 posted on 03/02/2012 12:57:46 PM PST by boomop1 (term limits is the only way to save this country.)
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To: SeekAndFind

From the looks of her I’d figure outright she’s a post-op transexual.
I mean she’s a handsome, square-jawed woman.


18 posted on 03/02/2012 12:58:35 PM PST by brent13a (Freerepublic is a great site for conservative news, if you can stomach the cop hating.)
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To: RightGeek

I smell something fishy?

oh...its Sandra Fluke...and she is with Spongebama Squarepants.


19 posted on 03/02/2012 12:59:38 PM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: SeekAndFind; lazzamataz

Lazz’d hit it...with a back hoe!


20 posted on 03/02/2012 1:01:34 PM PST by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: RightGeek

Bring your own condom cause it sounds like she can’t control herself and she’s broke.


21 posted on 03/02/2012 1:02:22 PM PST by liberty or death
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To: RightGeek

By Rather Rules, as long as it’s fake but accurate, that’s OK!


22 posted on 03/02/2012 1:02:50 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Seaplaner
Never in the fine (but checkered) history of our White House has any occupant conducted his presidency in such a publicly naive, reckless, vindictive and undignified manor.

That's "manner" you bloomin' salt, the White House is a "manor".

23 posted on 03/02/2012 1:03:32 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: RightGeek

Jimmy Fallon Embarrassed Michele Bachmann Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeTKuhD_VE&feature=related


24 posted on 03/02/2012 1:03:44 PM PST by Son House (The Economic Boom Heard Around The World => TEA Party 2012)
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To: RightGeek

“yes bring your own rubbers, at least that is what they called them when I was a kid.”

Bring three paper bags too. One for her, one for you (in case hers falls off) and one for the poor dog.


25 posted on 03/02/2012 1:06:08 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Navy Patriot
LOL, thanks for the correction. Too often I let Mister Spell check do too much work for me, when it does nothing for usage.

Good cache!

26 posted on 03/02/2012 1:11:59 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: RightGeek
OK, Vegas has set the over/under on the 'Sandra Fluke Exclusive: I have been receiving deather threats' story at 29 hours...

Any takers??

27 posted on 03/02/2012 1:12:52 PM PST by Fedupwithit ("Live free or Die: Death is not the worst of evils" - Gen. John Stark)
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To: Navy Patriot; Lazamataz
So GUILTY!

Ping

28 posted on 03/02/2012 1:13:56 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: RightGeek

is this a joke?


29 posted on 03/02/2012 1:17:51 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Seaplaner
It's duty, one salt to another. (Don't let on, but I just mizzpelled Lazamataz.)
30 posted on 03/02/2012 1:18:07 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: RightGeek

Now Obama’s pimping her?!

Wouldn’t it be a riot if Rush bid and won??!!!!


31 posted on 03/02/2012 1:21:05 PM PST by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: RightGeek

Maybe she’s one of those *fur traders*....bet Rosie O’donnell will give up $6.00 to buy up all three seats


32 posted on 03/02/2012 1:22:15 PM PST by wyokostur
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To: RightGeek

Obama is a $2 pimp. LOL. Always reducing the presidency to a new low.


33 posted on 03/02/2012 1:22:56 PM PST by jersey117 (The Stepford Media should be sued for malpractice)
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To: SeekAndFind

I’mma gonna fire up some Muddy Waters’ “Mannish Boy.”


34 posted on 03/02/2012 1:24:07 PM PST by Rastus
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To: RightGeek

I’ll even bring the contraception!

That’s a better offer than most of her dates so far.


35 posted on 03/02/2012 1:24:37 PM PST by PGR88
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To: wyokostur

“*fur traders*”

Are those the same as clam bumpers?


36 posted on 03/02/2012 1:24:44 PM PST by trappedincanuckistan (livefreeordietryin)
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To: RightGeek

First prize: dinner with Sandra.

Second prize: dinner with Sandra AND she puts out.


37 posted on 03/02/2012 1:25:44 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Common sense isn't a blessing. It's a curse because you have to deal with those who don't have it.)
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To: trappedincanuckistan

Bwahahahahaha!!! *clam bumpers* don’t have any clams here in Wyoming.


38 posted on 03/02/2012 1:32:19 PM PST by wyokostur
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To: RightGeek

“I’ll get you to the 5 yard line, but you’ll have to score yourself”.


39 posted on 03/02/2012 1:32:24 PM PST by Retired Greyhound (.)
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To: RightGeek

For $2 you can have dinner. If you want more, it’ll cost you.


40 posted on 03/02/2012 1:35:29 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: Retired Greyhound

I hear she puts out.


41 posted on 03/02/2012 1:36:14 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot


42 posted on 03/02/2012 1:37:49 PM PST by ReformationFan
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To: SeekAndFind

She reminds me of Zelda Gilroy (Sheila James Kuehl), from Dobie Gillis.


43 posted on 03/02/2012 1:39:43 PM PST by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: RightGeek

You will get lucky and the contraception is on the tax payers. Won’t need any KY that’s for sure.


44 posted on 03/02/2012 1:39:48 PM PST by THE_RAIDER (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing their idiot.)
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To: THE_RAIDER
Sandra was complaining about spending $3000 a year on contraceptives...

That's about 120 condoms a week.....

Any takers....?

45 posted on 03/02/2012 1:45:25 PM PST by spokeshave (Dole/McCain/Romney losers all....NEWT is da Man)
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To: RightGeek

I thought maybe President Zero would simply get together with Rush and Fluke over a beer and discuss the matter.


46 posted on 03/02/2012 1:49:11 PM PST by From The Deer Stand
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To: Vaquero
I smell something fishy?
oh...its Sandra Fluke...and she is with Spongebama Squarepants.

Fluke are "Left-Side" Up Flounders
I don't think Spongebama cohorts with "Right-Side" Flounders....

47 posted on 03/02/2012 1:53:33 PM PST by libertarian27 (Check my profile page for the FReeper Online Cookbook 2011)
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To: RightGeek

Win a dinner with a slut to help out the whore.


48 posted on 03/02/2012 1:54:23 PM PST by Jack Burton007 (This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.)
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To: spokeshave

If we find my keys we can drive my car out of here.


49 posted on 03/02/2012 1:54:42 PM PST by THE_RAIDER (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing their idiot.)
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To: boomop1

50 posted on 03/02/2012 1:59:35 PM PST by nascarnation (DEFEAT BARAQ 2012 DEPORT BARAQ 2013)
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