oh...its Sandra Fluke...and she is with Spongebama Squarepants.
Fluke are "Left-Side" Up Flounders
I don't think Spongebama cohorts with "Right-Side" Flounders....
Posted on 03/02/2012 12:45:20 PM PST by RightGeek
From: Barack Obama
Date: March 2, 2012
To: xxxxxxxx
Subject: This hottie could be yours
Reply-To: info@barackobama.com
Friend --
Tomorrow night, we'll pick the first of four supporters who will get to have dinner with Sandra Fluke. The rest is up to you.
I'm hoping you'll take me up on the invitation and so is Sandra.
Donate $2 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered for the chance to be my guest at a swanky private dinner with Sandra.
These meals are one simple thing that sets my campaign apart. The seats at her table don't belong to any Washington lobbyist or powerful interest.
They go to guys (and sometimes gals) like you.
Donate $2 or more today and be automatically entered to win.
It's not hard to score,
Barack
I hear she puts out.
She reminds me of Zelda Gilroy (Sheila James Kuehl), from Dobie Gillis.
You will get lucky and the contraception is on the tax payers. Won’t need any KY that’s for sure.
That's about 120 condoms a week.....
Any takers....?
I thought maybe President Zero would simply get together with Rush and Fluke over a beer and discuss the matter.
Fluke are "Left-Side" Up Flounders
I don't think Spongebama cohorts with "Right-Side" Flounders....
Win a dinner with a slut to help out the whore.
If we find my keys we can drive my car out of here.
Has she always been a woman?
We sponsored a kegger in my dorm at Penn State. Our RA [wise sage] offered this advice on his three rules of a party:
1. Go Ugly Early ...
2. Lower Your Standards ...
3. And ANYTHING Looks Good With Your Hoo-Ha In Her Mouth ...
Guess he was 2/3 right - can I get a 33% refund on my tuition ???
Talk about cheap birth control...That picture, if hung in any single woman’s bedroom, is worth 10,000 rubbers. The man will run out screaming from instant shrinkage.
you seem to be a gourmet/mand.
my wife is...but I cook down to earth MAN DISHES
oven fried fluke filets
I am going to eliminate the how to catch, filet part...and I wont bore you with what to do when the sparkplugs on your outboard get oil soaked...
make a dip with four eggs,a little water, parsley flakes, fresh ground pepper, salt and garlic to taste.....(lots of salt and garlic and pepper for me...the parsley is up to you...)
line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil to avoid the mess...and spray it liberally with pam....mix up your egg dip...in a plate put a bunch of UNFLAVORED BREAD CRUMBS..
dredge the filets well in the eggmix and cover them completely with UNFLAVORED BREAD CRUMBS(you flavored the egg..remeber.....
lay them on the pammed pan...now spray the crud out of the tops of the filets with the pam....
preheat your oven to 450°F(yeah...HOT)
put em in once it reaches temp....set a timer for 10 minutes
pull em out of the oven at that time and check for fakeyness...if still clear anywhere in the middle cook em somemore...I usually go another 5 minutes after the first 10
serve em up with tartar sausce and/or lemon....and cold beer.
thats it...
YUM
That sounds great!
Please post it on this week’s Recipe Thread
(to get it in the 2012 online cookbook)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2851190/posts
(Amazing the type of articles you can bump into that have great recipes :>)
Cheers!
Cheers!
The assumption on other threads is that Gloria Allred parachutes in no later than Tuesday.
Guilty
Rubbers ? Most likely you will need golashers. (spelling ?)
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