Skip to comments.Man arrested after his SUV crashes into SF bay (doing donuts)
Posted on 03/04/2012 2:54:57 PM PST by NormsRevenge
San Francisco, CA (AP) -- A 38-year-old San Francisco man is facing charges after his SUV jumped a curb and crashed into the waters of San Francisco Bay early Sunday.
A police spokesman says witnesses told officers that the man, identified by police as Agatito Hernandez, was doing "donuts" with his vehicle when it crashed into the bay in the city's Fort Mason area around 3 a.m.
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.. booked on suspicion of child endangerment, as well as reckless driving and other charges.
“Hey guys, watch this!”
Doing the donuts Americans won’t do?
“Hold mi cerveza...”
Too bad this will not end up on Youtube..........
The fact that he was doing donuts was probably the reason the police found him.
Maybe Agatito was agitating for government-subsidized donuts!
You know how evil those SUV's can be!
¡Hey los individuos, miran esto!
Good one..!! hahahaha!
He's a witch, burn him.....he can make inanimate objects do things on their own.
In one SF weekly I read the account of one illegal in Guatemala:
He’s HIV positive, in Section 8 housing, and his legally-designated care animal is an IGUANA. They’re cold-blooded, right? So his place must be constantly heated to over 90 degrees —that, too, was paid for some weird “heat for po’ folks” welfare thang you and I don’t know about.
Food stamps? Yes. And every other form of welfare you’ve heard of.
Does he go on the tain with the iguana? Yes. Restaurants with the iguana? Yes. Everywhere, cuz if they don’t permit it, they get the pants sued off of them.
“...legally-designated care animal is an IGUANA.”
Shoot that lizard-critter! BBQ!
Submerged Utility Vehicle
What are donuts?
They are a sweet deep fried pastry with a hole in the middle:)
Any restaurant owner who would cave to that kind of threat deserves to go out of business. Iguanas make the filthiest "pets." An iguana on the loose is a serious health hazard, and the only sane response to someone who wants to bring one inside is to countersue on behalf of the restaurant's customers.
“Hey guys, hold my white chocolate macadamia latte with steamed milk that came from steriod-free organic free range cows that were massaged every morning and played soft music at night,and WATCH THIS!”
You have obviously never lived in San Francisco and you seem not to know that the California Attorney General is Kamilla Harris, who was last the SF Attorney General. Counter suing against the American's with Disability Act in a San Francisco Court. Yeah, good luck with that. You can get away with that in America, but not behind the Velvet Curtain in the People's Democratic Republic of California.
Dollars to suddenly-truncated donuts that we’ll find out he was drunk too. Quite simply, every single piece of evidence indicates it, including, yeah sue me, his name.
That’s it. LOL!
Anybody else see that three potential cases of statutory rape were on the schedule as well?
oops just one
The funniest thing I saw in my mispent youth was “Dink” Green doing donuts in the High School parking lot after an Indiana snow storm.
He forgot about the “speed bumps.”
One rear end later...lol
Probably two rear ends later, haw haw!
Do you mean he was FROM Guatemala? Hard to imagine any other country - other than European - that would put up with this.
Yes, you’re exactly correct, sorry.
Since this incident took place in San Francisco, “doing” donuts may have another meaning!!
Man doing donuts arrested by cop eating donuts.
I live in the Bay Area and am familiar with the politics of “the world’s largest outdoor lunatic asylum,” as Lee Rodgers used to call San Francisco.
Aha. I lived in the bay area for 12 years and in San Francisco for the last 7 of those. I escaped in 2008, but not with my sanity intact. It took its toll.
I detest bay area and don’t even visit. I have an extreme love/hate relationship with the bay area. The neighborhoods, beach, bay, parks, old homes, restaurants, and driving roads are wonderful.
Most of the people are rude, greedy, stressed, opportunistic, unfriendly, elitist, ill-mannered, and inconsiderate. I could go on right down to their political liberal bed-wetting utopian socialist mindset.
I am only half joking when I say I can’t wait for the 8.0 earthquake to wipe Baghdad by the Bay back into the pacific ocean, but then I still know many people there and I would not want to see anyone endure the level of suffering that will caused by the big one, so I would rather not see it occur in my lifetime. Since it is inevitable, a when not if, I can only hope I am spared seeing the immense destruction it will bring.
However, I am looking forward to the waning political influence the bay area will experience after the big quake and I am sure that many of the victims of looting and violent crime will suddenly become big 2nd amendment supporters, and many others will begin to understand the benefits of conservatism.
In your apocalyptic scenario, you probably imagine the entire coastline breaking off, taking the liberals with it. I propose that it wouldn’t take more than 20 years for California to become an identical, if slimmer version of its former self. The new coastline will once again attract the crazies, the creative people, and the radicals. People like that are drawn to places with dramatic scenery, earthquakes and beautiful weather.
That explains Sedona, AZ. Well, the dramatic scenery part, at least.
You’re not from the north, are you?
Subaru Impreza P1 Ltd Ed WRX STi - Doing Donuts in the Snow!
“Youre not from the north, are you?”
Boy, I am just not getting this, sorry. I am from NY but live in Az for long time now.
Never heard of ‘donuts’ as in driving crazy like this, lol. How one could do this and go over the edge into the bay mystifies me.
What has the north got to do with it?
True, but it would be long enough for my planned jailbreak. I should be retiring in 10 years.
That said, I wonder how fast the bay area will come back after the big one.
I mean, it’s only logical that after the once-in-a-hundred-year seismic event, you are good and safe for another hundred years. But that is also true of New Orleans, and you don’t see the commie libs flocking back to the big sleazy. People aren’t logical.
So I think a lot of people would leave the bay area due to the suffering they endured from the quake and a lot of people who planned to move in, would put if off. I bet it would take 30 years for the bay area to repopulate. One generation. Basically a bunch of young people too far removed from it to really remember or appreciate the carnage.
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