Honeymooning hubby realises [sic] wife is prostitute

The Local ^ | 3/6/12 | Clea Caulcutt

[Slings and Arrows]

Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet. A court in the southern town of Nimes has annuled the marriage after a long legal battle.

The man, identified only as Claude, who lives near Paris, did not suspect his wife, Myriam, 49 years old, led a double life in southern department of Vaucluse, reports Midi Libre.

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

[Slings and Arrows]

Soooo many ways to get in trouble...

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Myriam, 49 years old

Isn't she getting a little past her sell-by date?

[DesertRhino]

Some guys have all the freakin’ luck. Wonder if she can cook too??

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Does she demand free birth control from Catholic Universities?

[nickcarraway]

Hey, I have an idea. let’s make a movie about this with Catherine Deneuve?

[Jonty30]

That’s a less painful discovery than a story I read where, a father, who was on a business trip, called for a young escort and when he answered the door, it was his daughter.

[Slings and Arrows]

Some guys have all the freakin’ luck. Wonder if she can cook too??

Obviously. She might even be able to prepare food.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

So that’s how match.com gets all those couples married off.

[Semper Mark]

Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet.

Oh, just on the internet. I thought you meant a real prostitute.

[matt1234]

A French woman showering more than once per week should have been a red flag.

[Slings and Arrows]

It’s a business.

[mkjessup]

That’s a less painful discovery than a story I read where, a father, who was on a business trip, called for a young escort and when he answered the door, it was his daughter.

That would have been electrafying.

[Slings and Arrows]

That would have been electrafying.

I incest you stop making such terrible puns.

[LucyT]

Wonder why he was searching for prostitutes on the internet.

[Doogle]

"...my guess is he bought that line about her trying out for the Cirque d'Hiver Bouglione Circus when he got his chin and nose caught in that suspended trapeze that hung from the mirror over the bed when he stopped in the first time"

[Slings and Arrows]

Wonder why he was searching for prostitutes on the internet.

He's French.

[mkjessup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9BMcA8-4zo&feature=related

[Squantos]

Nawwwww.... The liver spots just make her a lepord instead of a cougar. .....:o)

[Carthego delenda est]

lol...

[Aussiebabe]

“realises” with an “s” instead of a “z” is the correct spelling outside of the USA with a “z”, so from an overseas publication, it should not be “sic”.

[South40]

Reading the headline, I thought Sandra Fluke got married.

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I’m already sic [sic].

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Damnit, I knew I forgot something!

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If I said it made a difference, I’d be lion.

[MaxMax]

Oh boy..

[TChad]

What, no renting vs. buying jokes?

[shibumi]

Is any one else having trouble envisioning Sandra Fluke needing $3,000 worth of condoms?

(On the other hand, I have no trouble at all seeing her buying $3,000 worth of flannel shirts and baseball caps.)

[Slings and Arrows]

Frankly, she reminds me of Paula Poundstone.

[stuartcr]

Then I doubt she really needs birth control...

[WinMod70]

Frankly, yes Frankly is my impression. A handsome thing with that rugged square jaw.

[shibumi]

Interesting - from Dan Collins in College Politico

"However, as I discovered today, birth control is not all that Ms. Fluke believes private health insurance must cover. She also, apparently, believes that it is discrimination deserving of legal action if “gender reassignment” surgeries are not covered by employer provided health insurance. She makes these views clear in an article she co-edited with Karen Hu in the Georgetown Journal of Gender and the Law."

[Rummyfan]

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

Oh the joys of on-line dating.

[Rummyfan]

A French woman showering more than once per week should have been a red flag.

Okay since you started it....

How do you clear a hotel room of Frenchmen?

Toss in a bar of soap!

[Rummyfan]

There is no way Fluke has a lot of male companions, even if she’s giving it away. Consider that for a national appearance this is how she looked - she won’t clean up any better.

[Rummyfan]

And this lib whacko fluke is getting a free-ride at Georgetown Law School, courtesy of some public interest group, which costs over $40K annually, yet she still wants someone else to pay her birth control! Damn bitch!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“Hi Dad, Mom told me you were here. Wanna go to dinner?”

[Slings and Arrows]

Or a German.

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“The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.”

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Been wondering about that...

[sit-rep]

lol...

[lowbridge]

Reminds me of a guy who wrote to an advice column. He started dating a single mother. As their relationship progressed, it came time when they were going to engage in sexual relations for their first time in this relationship. They got undressed and the guy recognized a tattoo on the woman’s body. He realized that his girlfriend, this same woman, was a prostitute whose services he used years back. He asked if he should tell her that he recognized her. (The advice from the columnist was no)

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Probably a bad tipper.

[ottbmare]

“The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.”

True. I'm a middle-aged heterosexual lady and the VERY normal mom of two kids, now grown. Several years ago, when I was helping organize some teenage volunteers for a charity event, I got into an online conversation with someone who said she was an unhappy teenage girl, but I'm convinced she was a LEO of some kind. She worked very hard to talk me into meeting her. Her story really tugged on the heartstrings and it was quite believable. Luckily as a mother I was sensitive to the nuances of teen communications and recognized that something was not right. But a perv would not. Most innocent people would not.

[Disambiguator]

She looks like she is disrobing in that picture. Run away!

[Salamander]

I’m 50.

Wanna carefully rephrase that?

[Daffynition]

Myriam and Claude in happier times.

[Salamander]

I’m sorry.

I seriously cannot comprehend what an “internet prostitute” actually is or does.

[GreenHornet]

CLAUDE (on their wedding night): "Tell, me, am I the first?"

MYRIAM: "Why does everybody always ask me that?"

[Salamander]

Since they invented colored ones, maybe...if she moonlights as a clown.