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Honeymooning hubby realises [sic] wife is prostitute
The Local ^ | 3/6/12 | Clea Caulcutt

Posted on 03/06/2012 10:45:49 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet. A court in the southern town of Nimes has annuled the marriage after a long legal battle.

The man, identified only as Claude, who lives near Paris, did not suspect his wife, Myriam, 49 years old, led a double life in southern department of Vaucluse, reports Midi Libre.

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

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Soooo many ways to get in trouble...
1 posted on 03/06/2012 10:45:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Myriam, 49 years old

Isn't she getting a little past her sell-by date?


2 posted on 03/06/2012 10:47:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Some guys have all the freakin’ luck. Wonder if she can cook too??


3 posted on 03/06/2012 10:48:45 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Does she demand free birth control from Catholic Universities?


4 posted on 03/06/2012 10:52:26 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (How ironic that Ann Coulter should write a book called Treason.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hey, I have an idea. let’s make a movie about this with Catherine Deneuve?


5 posted on 03/06/2012 10:52:37 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s a less painful discovery than a story I read where, a father, who was on a business trip, called for a young escort and when he answered the door, it was his daughter.


6 posted on 03/06/2012 10:53:08 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: DesertRhino
Some guys have all the freakin’ luck. Wonder if she can cook too??

Obviously. She might even be able to prepare food.

7 posted on 03/06/2012 10:54:45 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So that’s how match.com gets all those couples married off.


8 posted on 03/06/2012 10:55:06 PM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Slings and Arrows
Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet.

Oh, just on the internet. I thought you meant a real prostitute.

9 posted on 03/06/2012 10:56:59 PM PST by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A French woman showering more than once per week should have been a red flag.


10 posted on 03/06/2012 11:00:10 PM PST by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%

It’s a business.


11 posted on 03/06/2012 11:00:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Jonty30
That’s a less painful discovery than a story I read where, a father, who was on a business trip, called for a young escort and when he answered the door, it was his daughter.

That would have been electrafying.
12 posted on 03/06/2012 11:01:58 PM PST by mkjessup (Romney is to conservatism what e.coli is to an all-you-can-eat salad bar. NO ROMNEY!!!)
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To: mkjessup; Jonty30
That would have been electrafying.

I incest you stop making such terrible puns.

13 posted on 03/06/2012 11:03:22 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wonder why he was searching for prostitutes on the internet.


14 posted on 03/06/2012 11:06:28 PM PST by LucyT
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To: Slings and Arrows

"...my guess is he bought that line about her trying out for the Cirque d'Hiver Bouglione Circus when he got his chin and nose caught in that suspended trapeze that hung from the mirror over the bed when he stopped in the first time"

15 posted on 03/06/2012 11:07:10 PM PST by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: LucyT
Wonder why he was searching for prostitutes on the internet.

He's French.

16 posted on 03/06/2012 11:08:27 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9BMcA8-4zo&feature=related


17 posted on 03/06/2012 11:09:11 PM PST by mkjessup (Romney is to conservatism what e.coli is to an all-you-can-eat salad bar. NO ROMNEY!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nawwwww.... The liver spots just make her a lepord instead of a cougar. .....:o)


18 posted on 03/06/2012 11:11:18 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: mkjessup

lol...


19 posted on 03/06/2012 11:14:26 PM PST by Carthego delenda est
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To: Slings and Arrows
“realises” with an “s” instead of a “z” is the correct spelling outside of the USA with a “z”, so from an overseas publication, it should not be “sic”.
20 posted on 03/06/2012 11:28:55 PM PST by Aussiebabe
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To: Slings and Arrows

Reading the headline, I thought Sandra Fluke got married.


21 posted on 03/07/2012 12:01:10 AM PST by South40 (Mitt is full of Shtt)
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To: Aussiebabe

I’m already sic [sic].


22 posted on 03/07/2012 12:07:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: South40

Damnit, I knew I forgot something!


23 posted on 03/07/2012 12:07:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Squantos

If I said it made a difference, I’d be lion.


24 posted on 03/07/2012 12:10:10 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mkjessup

Oh boy..


25 posted on 03/07/2012 12:11:55 AM PST by MaxMax
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To: Slings and Arrows

What, no renting vs. buying jokes?


26 posted on 03/07/2012 12:37:30 AM PST by TChad
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To: Slings and Arrows; South40; mkjessup; Markos33; Squantos; Salamander; humblegunner
Is any one else having trouble envisioning Sandra Fluke needing $3,000 worth of condoms?



(On the other hand, I have no trouble at all seeing her buying $3,000 worth of flannel shirts and baseball caps.)

28 posted on 03/07/2012 2:38:59 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Frankly, she reminds me of Paula Poundstone.


29 posted on 03/07/2012 2:39:53 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Then I doubt she really needs birth control...


30 posted on 03/07/2012 3:01:25 AM PST by stuartcr ("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Frankly, yes Frankly is my impression. A handsome thing with that rugged square jaw.


31 posted on 03/07/2012 3:03:51 AM PST by WinMod70
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To: Slings and Arrows
Interesting - from Dan Collins in College Politico

"However, as I discovered today, birth control is not all that Ms. Fluke believes private health insurance must cover. She also, apparently, believes that it is discrimination deserving of legal action if “gender reassignment” surgeries are not covered by employer provided health insurance. She makes these views clear in an article she co-edited with Karen Hu in the Georgetown Journal of Gender and the Law."
32 posted on 03/07/2012 3:16:40 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

Oh the joys of on-line dating.

33 posted on 03/07/2012 3:34:01 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: matt1234
A French woman showering more than once per week should have been a red flag.

Okay since you started it....

How do you clear a hotel room of Frenchmen?

Toss in a bar of soap!

34 posted on 03/07/2012 3:36:33 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: shibumi

There is no way Fluke has a lot of male companions, even if she’s giving it away. Consider that for a national appearance this is how she looked - she won’t clean up any better.


35 posted on 03/07/2012 3:40:11 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: shibumi

And this lib whacko fluke is getting a free-ride at Georgetown Law School, courtesy of some public interest group, which costs over $40K annually, yet she still wants someone else to pay her birth control! Damn bitch!


36 posted on 03/07/2012 3:42:23 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Jonty30

“Hi Dad, Mom told me you were here. Wanna go to dinner?”


37 posted on 03/07/2012 3:44:11 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: Rummyfan

Or a German.


38 posted on 03/07/2012 3:45:00 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Rummyfan

“The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.”


39 posted on 03/07/2012 3:46:51 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: stuartcr

Been wondering about that...


40 posted on 03/07/2012 3:48:07 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

lol...


41 posted on 03/07/2012 3:51:38 AM PST by sit-rep
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To: Slings and Arrows

Reminds me of a guy who wrote to an advice column. He started dating a single mother. As their relationship progressed, it came time when they were going to engage in sexual relations for their first time in this relationship. They got undressed and the guy recognized a tattoo on the woman’s body. He realized that his girlfriend, this same woman, was a prostitute whose services he used years back. He asked if he should tell her that he recognized her. (The advice from the columnist was no)


42 posted on 03/07/2012 3:56:13 AM PST by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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To: lowbridge

Probably a bad tipper.


43 posted on 03/07/2012 4:29:03 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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“The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.”

True. I'm a middle-aged heterosexual lady and the VERY normal mom of two kids, now grown. Several years ago, when I was helping organize some teenage volunteers for a charity event, I got into an online conversation with someone who said she was an unhappy teenage girl, but I'm convinced she was a LEO of some kind. She worked very hard to talk me into meeting her. Her story really tugged on the heartstrings and it was quite believable. Luckily as a mother I was sensitive to the nuances of teen communications and recognized that something was not right. But a perv would not. Most innocent people would not.

44 posted on 03/07/2012 5:40:10 AM PST by ottbmare (The OTTB Mare)
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To: shibumi

She looks like she is disrobing in that picture. Run away!


45 posted on 03/07/2012 5:55:33 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m 50.

Wanna carefully rephrase that?


46 posted on 03/07/2012 6:24:41 AM PST by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Myriam and Claude in happier times.


47 posted on 03/07/2012 6:25:13 AM PST by Daffynition (On Andrew Breitbart: In his honor, I'll fight harder...He'll be back and he'll be millions.)
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To: Markos33

I’m sorry.

I seriously cannot comprehend what an “internet prostitute” actually is or does.


48 posted on 03/07/2012 6:26:08 AM PST by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind)
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To: Slings and Arrows
CLAUDE (on their wedding night): "Tell, me, am I the first?"

MYRIAM: "Why does everybody always ask me that?"

49 posted on 03/07/2012 6:31:30 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: shibumi
Since they invented colored ones, maybe...if she moonlights as a clown.


50 posted on 03/07/2012 6:32:10 AM PST by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind)
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