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Posted on 03/08/2012 9:02:37 AM PST by RetSignman
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There once was a woman named Fluke.
Every time I saw her picture I’d Puke.
There once was a woman named Fluck
With no contraception, she's stuck
"At a thousand a year
the price is too dear
Now how'm'I supposed to [have luck]?"
There once was a girl named Fluke
Who went to testify to juke
Joint customers Congressed
Demanding to be contracepped
But she didn’t even get nooked!
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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