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Man Puts Mom In Headlock For Using His Salsa: Cops
NBC Miami ^ | Thursday, Mar 8, 2012 | Karen Franklin

Posted on 03/08/2012 4:00:05 PM PST by nickcarraway

Christopher Phillips is being held in jail on $750.

A Bradenton man was arrested after police said he put his mother in a headlock for using his taco sauce and salsa on her dinner.

Christopher Phillips, 23, was arrested Monday and faces a charge of battery. He is being held on $750 bond, according to online Manatee County arrest records.

Police said Phillips became upset with his mother, Rebecca Phillips, 55, when she used his sauce. He screamed in her face and she pushed him away, according to an incident report.

The son then put his mother in a headlock, which caused pain to her neck and broke her glasses, the report said.

Then he went to his bedroom in the home, which he shares with his girlfriend Lisa Tyre, the report said.

Tyre left the bedroom and began yelling at her boyfriend’s mother, and then slapped the woman's face four times and caused a small cut inside of her lip, the report said.

After the incident, the mother walked to her husband's job because her son refused to give her back her car keys, the report said.

Tyre was also arrested for battery, but posted $750 bond. Phillips is still in custody.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh

1 posted on 03/08/2012 4:00:06 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Son and girlfriend need to spend some quality time in prison.


2 posted on 03/08/2012 4:03:55 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: nickcarraway

#occupy jail.


3 posted on 03/08/2012 4:04:05 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: nickcarraway
I thought that this might help nudge the comments on this thread:
4 posted on 03/08/2012 4:05:48 PM PST by fhayek
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To: nickcarraway

Hell, if I had done that to my mom, she wouldn’t have called the cops, she would have killed me in my sleep. If my dad had been there, summary execution.


5 posted on 03/08/2012 4:07:20 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: fhayek

Am I to assume that the picture on the right is of a soon to be bald male?


6 posted on 03/08/2012 4:08:49 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: nickcarraway

Give him a lobotomy. Then send him to the fields to pick strawberries and lettuce. He’ll do it with a smile on his face, and will cause no further problems.


7 posted on 03/08/2012 4:09:17 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Lx

At this very moment three years ago, we were holding my Mom’s funeral.....


8 posted on 03/08/2012 4:11:10 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Carterize Obama in November)
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To: trisham

How much do you want bet the mother will end up paying his bail?


9 posted on 03/08/2012 4:12:12 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

That must be some hot sauce!


10 posted on 03/08/2012 4:15:29 PM PST by mylife
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To: nickcarraway

Quick solution, time to move out!

JB


11 posted on 03/08/2012 4:15:33 PM PST by thatjoeguy (MAYDAY! MAYDAY! We are so going in ! !)
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To: fhayek

Which one is the male? Which one is the female? Transgenders? Lesbian love? Mass confusion?


12 posted on 03/08/2012 4:15:49 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: fhayek

Wow — that’s a *guy* on the right???


13 posted on 03/08/2012 4:16:16 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (Newt's not a perfect candidate but Jesus isn't running this year. - shoff)
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To: fhayek

Which is the guy and which is the girl. I seriously cannot tell.


14 posted on 03/08/2012 4:16:54 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (If Obama was any more thin skinned, he'd have a receptacle end: Dennis Miller)
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To: nickcarraway

I lived in Bradenton and Sarasota...

Bradenton residents are typically either “seasonal non-english speaking residents” or ‘trailer trash.’

Sorry, as a resident of there at the age of 20 I can speak truthfully....


15 posted on 03/08/2012 4:18:34 PM PST by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: fhayek

Ahhh, yep.

100 to 1 odds that both have non-English speaking boyfriends.


16 posted on 03/08/2012 4:19:38 PM PST by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: nickcarraway

She’s the enabler. It’s far too common.


17 posted on 03/08/2012 4:19:56 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

“Which is the guy and which is the girl. I seriously cannot tell.”

It looks like the guy has been using too much meth, and the girlfriend too little.


18 posted on 03/08/2012 4:20:02 PM PST by RFEngineer
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

“Which one is the male? Which one is the female? Transgenders? Lesbian love? Mass confusion?”

Good question....I say they originally have to be from Arkansas...just going by looks........


19 posted on 03/08/2012 4:24:30 PM PST by BubbaJunebug
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To: ErnBatavia

Sorry for your loss .


20 posted on 03/08/2012 4:25:56 PM PST by katykelly
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To: nickcarraway
Man Puts Mom In Headlock For Using His Salsa: Cops

Actually he did it when he found out that the salsa she replaced his normal salsa with was from New York City.

21 posted on 03/08/2012 4:26:34 PM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: RFEngineer

Slight indications of male pattern baldness would indicate that the skinny one on the right is the male.


22 posted on 03/08/2012 4:28:22 PM PST by MrKatykelly
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To: fhayek

Okay I’ve read through several posts and no one seems to know which is the son and which one is the girl friend. Like all the others I honestly can not tell!


23 posted on 03/08/2012 4:30:24 PM PST by Just A Reader
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To: fhayek

Which one is the “man”?


24 posted on 03/08/2012 4:31:56 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: fhayek

That’s why we call it, Flori-duh.


25 posted on 03/08/2012 4:32:58 PM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: nickcarraway

I hope someone in the family has the balls to tell this duo to get other accomadations.


26 posted on 03/08/2012 4:33:15 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: nickcarraway
the mother walked to her husband's job because her son refused to give her back her car keys

Guessing that Ma was drunk. As were son and girlfriend. Poor Pa.

27 posted on 03/08/2012 4:39:54 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: Just A Reader

Well the one on the right reminds me of Sigourney Weaver, and the one on the left reminds me of John Belushi. But that might not help us identify the genders.


28 posted on 03/08/2012 4:44:41 PM PST by fhayek
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To: beaversmom

My guess would be that Ma & Pa depend on the kids benefit checks to pay the rent.

They won’t be tossing them out.


29 posted on 03/08/2012 4:50:23 PM PST by patton (bad math joke omitted - this space for rent)
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To: MrKatykelly

“Slight indications of male pattern baldness would indicate that the skinny one on the right is the male.”

In prison, they’ll both be b!tches


30 posted on 03/08/2012 4:51:11 PM PST by RFEngineer
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To: nickcarraway

Condiment fights.....there’s one on every episode of COPS.


31 posted on 03/08/2012 5:20:24 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: fhayek

He looks like Sigourney Weaver.


32 posted on 03/08/2012 5:22:46 PM PST by Third Person
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To: autumnraine

Having lived 11 years in Sarasota....I concur....


33 posted on 03/08/2012 5:23:04 PM PST by Popman (America is squandering its wealth on riotous living, war, and welfare.)
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To: fhayek

Sorry for the Sigourney duplicate, didn’t read down thread before posting!


34 posted on 03/08/2012 5:26:14 PM PST by Third Person
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To: Lx
It's usually "that's a MAN, baby!" in this case it's "that's a MAN?"

And yeah I get the Sigourney Weaver thing. Spot on.

35 posted on 03/08/2012 5:30:32 PM PST by boop (I hate hippies and dopeheads. Just hate them. ...Ernest Borgnine)
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To: Third Person

No problem (I do that all the time). It’s nice to know that tweaked minds think alike...


36 posted on 03/08/2012 5:33:27 PM PST by fhayek
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To: BubbaJunebug
Good question....I say they originally have to be from Arkansas...just going by looks........

As an Arkansas resident, I understand many folks consider us the red-headed step child of the states and am reasonably complacent over the supposed insults, but after living in Georgia three times over my many years, I'll just point out that you have no room to talk...say, didn't the movie "Deliverence" take place in Georgia?...and didn't the banjo pickin' dude kinda look like one of the perps?

37 posted on 03/08/2012 6:37:46 PM PST by and so? (If it angers you, a sarcasm or irony tag after everything I post should be assumed)
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To: ErnBatavia

Sorry to hear of your loss. I’ve lost both of my parents in the last ten years. I still talk to them and look at their pictures everyday but it’s still painful, my siblings feel the same.


38 posted on 03/08/2012 7:07:08 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: and so?

“Good question....I say they originally have to be from Arkansas...just going by looks........
As an Arkansas resident, I understand many folks consider us the red-headed step child of the states and am reasonably complacent over the supposed insults, but after living in Georgia three times over my many years, I’ll just point out that you have no room to talk...say, didn’t the movie “Deliverence” take place in Georgia?...and didn’t the banjo pickin’ dude kinda look like one of the perps?”

LOL....you are correct...so I am taking my banjo and going to the front porch...yes the movie took place in GA...but the bad guys came from the South Carlonia side...they are odd over there :)


39 posted on 03/09/2012 3:23:04 AM PST by BubbaJunebug
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