Posted on 03/10/2012 3:58:20 PM PST by NKP_Vet
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, "WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."
"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.
THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER.
"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR. "THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO."
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER.PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.
HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE. HAVE A WONDERFUL AFTERNOON".
Why are you shouting?
LOL, my Roman Catholic mom, who loved beer and went to school in Madison, Wisconsin, would certainly like that joke!
LOL Awesome!!!!!!!!
Because he wants to make my eyes hurt.
Hey, there were paragraphs....
That’s cute!
My ears hurt.
FUBO!
Go Newt!
Didja hear the one about two Baptists and the canoe...
:o) GOOD ONE.
:)
THAT’s funny, Ping!
Why are you shouting ?
Of course, if the nuns were in Germany, and they were buying beer, it would raise eyebrows because they make better beer than you can buy in most retail stores.
Granted, it is still good German beer, but it is not the delicious nectar you can get at monasteries and convents.
WHAT??? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
Please don’t write in all caps. It is as if you were Billy Mays and shouting at me.
Alcohol is the only vice we can have.
Yea but it keeps us old timers from having to squint to read it.....GG
A nice feature of being Catholic: I can say, “So, Father, can I fix you a gin-and-tonic?” Couldn’t do that back when I was a Protestant! ;-)
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