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Catholic Shampoo
March 10, 2012

Posted on 03/10/2012 3:58:20 PM PST by NKP_Vet

TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, "WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"

THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."

"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.

THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER.

"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR. "THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO."

WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER.PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.

HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE. HAVE A WONDERFUL AFTERNOON".


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: catholic; joke; napl; shampoo
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1 posted on 03/10/2012 3:58:23 PM PST by NKP_Vet
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To: NKP_Vet

Why are you shouting?


2 posted on 03/10/2012 4:01:07 PM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: NKP_Vet

LOL, my Roman Catholic mom, who loved beer and went to school in Madison, Wisconsin, would certainly like that joke!


3 posted on 03/10/2012 4:01:29 PM PST by jocon307
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To: NKP_Vet

LOL Awesome!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 03/10/2012 4:01:42 PM PST by RIghtwardHo
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To: irishtenor

Because he wants to make my eyes hurt.


5 posted on 03/10/2012 4:02:24 PM PST by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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To: irishtenor

Hey, there were paragraphs....


6 posted on 03/10/2012 4:03:23 PM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: NKP_Vet

That’s cute!


7 posted on 03/10/2012 4:04:26 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: irishtenor

My ears hurt.


8 posted on 03/10/2012 4:05:47 PM PST by traderrob6
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To: NKP_Vet
When Obama attacks the Catholic Church...what he doesn't realize is that conservatives all sing the chorus..."we're all Catholics now!"

FUBO!

Go Newt!

9 posted on 03/10/2012 4:05:50 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Newt: Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less. Barack Obama: Have Algae, Pay More, Be Weird.)
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To: NKP_Vet
I yam fixin' to be perpetually offended by this racist sexist misanthropic joke.

Didja hear the one about two Baptists and the canoe...

10 posted on 03/10/2012 4:06:09 PM PST by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: NKP_Vet

:o) GOOD ONE.


11 posted on 03/10/2012 4:07:13 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: NKP_Vet

:)


12 posted on 03/10/2012 4:08:00 PM PST by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: NKP_Vet; EEGator; Brad's Gramma; SF_Redux; lightman

THAT’s funny, Ping!


13 posted on 03/10/2012 4:19:41 PM PST by carriage_hill
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To: NKP_Vet

Why are you shouting ?


14 posted on 03/10/2012 4:37:56 PM PST by Nebr FAL owner (.308 reach out & thump someone .50 cal.Browning Machine gun reach out & crush someone)
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To: NKP_Vet

Of course, if the nuns were in Germany, and they were buying beer, it would raise eyebrows because they make better beer than you can buy in most retail stores.

Granted, it is still good German beer, but it is not the delicious nectar you can get at monasteries and convents.


15 posted on 03/10/2012 4:40:24 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: Nebr FAL owner

WHAT??? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?


16 posted on 03/10/2012 4:41:17 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (PRAY for this country like your life depends on it....)
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To: NKP_Vet

Please don’t write in all caps. It is as if you were Billy Mays and shouting at me.


17 posted on 03/10/2012 4:42:43 PM PST by Jemian
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To: NKP_Vet

Alcohol is the only vice we can have.


18 posted on 03/10/2012 4:47:06 PM PST by EEGator
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Yea but it keeps us old timers from having to squint to read it.....GG


19 posted on 03/10/2012 5:07:07 PM PST by goat granny
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To: NKP_Vet

A nice feature of being Catholic: I can say, “So, Father, can I fix you a gin-and-tonic?” Couldn’t do that back when I was a Protestant! ;-)


20 posted on 03/10/2012 5:28:11 PM PST by ottbmare (The OTTB Mare)
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