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Cop Blames Bieber Doll For Beating
7 news Denver ^ | 3/12/2012 | Alan Gathright

Posted on 03/12/2012 7:07:54 PM PDT by Jahoohio

DENVER -- A Denver police officer arrested in the beating of his girlfriend claimed that she attacked him with a Justin Bieber doll.

Officer Michael Nuanes, Jr., 37, said that his girlfriend hurled a Barbie-sized Justin Bieber doll at him, injuring his foot.

(Excerpt) Read more at thedenverchannel.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: denver; donutwatch; justinbieber; napl; unbelievable
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How does a looser like this become a police officer
1 posted on 03/12/2012 7:08:03 PM PDT by Jahoohio
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To: Jahoohio

Hoow dooes a loser like this becoome a poolice ooficer.


2 posted on 03/12/2012 7:10:31 PM PDT by 1rudeboy (Sorry, I'm bored.)
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To: Jahoohio
"How does a looser like this become a police officer"

I think they have to pass a spelling test.

3 posted on 03/12/2012 7:13:05 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Jahoohio

There is nothing as painful as being hit in the foot by a Justin Bieber doll. Ouch! LOL!


4 posted on 03/12/2012 7:15:22 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time for Americans to WEAN the government off of OUR money!!!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Impy; GOPsterinMA; randita; JulieRNR21; Lauren BaRecall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQAjFeoR0fw


5 posted on 03/12/2012 7:16:33 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (A chameleon belongs in a pet store, not the White House)
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To: Jahoohio

Is this from The Onion?


6 posted on 03/12/2012 7:20:19 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Jahoohio

Stuned by a Bieber.


7 posted on 03/12/2012 7:20:40 PM PDT by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Slings and Arrows
A Denver police officer arrested in the beating of his girlfriend claimed that she attacked stuned him with a Justin Bieber doll.
8 posted on 03/12/2012 7:21:33 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Jahoohio

Hey cut him some slack. The only weight-training some officers do is lift donuts.

Those dolls can be heavy to such people.


9 posted on 03/12/2012 7:22:12 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Jahoohio
The loser officer picked an equally LOSER girlfriend.
A stupid one too, as she got into a physical fight with him. He pops her one. Duh, what DID she expect? She deserved a KNOCK in the head to wake her up and get her the HECK outta Dodge!!

However, maybe she's INTO that kind of relationship. Who knows.

10 posted on 03/12/2012 7:22:14 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Jahoohio

It was his doll.


11 posted on 03/12/2012 7:24:02 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Guys `n Dolls?? Who knew?)
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To: Ezekiel

Was she charged with assault and biebery?


12 posted on 03/12/2012 7:24:02 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOOL!


13 posted on 03/12/2012 7:25:31 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: Jahoohio

Ther’s a Leave It To Beaver joke in there somewhere.

Police ward: “Don’t you think you’re being a little hard on the Bieber heaver?”


14 posted on 03/12/2012 7:28:17 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Joe 6-pack; martin_fierro; Daffynition
The perp(s):

The copper didn't stand a chance against this "swat" team.

15 posted on 03/12/2012 7:31:45 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

What is a 37 year old doing with a girl friend that plays with dolls?
Just asking.


16 posted on 03/12/2012 7:33:26 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: Jahoohio

Abusers will grasp at any excuse to justify abusing their victims.


17 posted on 03/12/2012 7:34:30 PM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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To: glyptol; Tax-chick
What is a 37 year old doing with a girl friend that plays with dolls? Just asking.

See post 11.

18 posted on 03/12/2012 7:34:46 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Ezekiel

It’s pretty bad when the Barbie plastic action figure looks more masculine than it’s namesake, lol.

If the cop’s girlfriend is named Wynona, there’s a Primus joke in here, too.


19 posted on 03/12/2012 7:35:24 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Jahoohio

Girlfriend Had Injuries To Head, Elbow, Ribs

Later that night, deputies interviewed the girlfriend at a friend’s home.

She said the argument began during dinner when Nuanes gave her an ultimatum to change her Facebook page status to say she was in a relationship with him, the affidavit said. Nuanes then ordered her out of his house.

The girlfriend said the argument escalated into violence and Nuanes grabbed her by the hair, threw her to the ground and punched her in the ribs, the affidavit said. She locked herself in the bathroom, but she said he kicked in the door and continued to attack her.

A deputy photographed her injuries, including swollen bruises on the top of her head and elbow and a purple bruise on the left side of her rib cage, the affidavit said.

The girlfriend said that she didn’t want Nuanes to get in trouble or go to jail, but she said that he needs help, the affidavit said. She told the deputy that she was not afraid of her boyfriend.

A deputy viewed the cellphone video the girlfriend took that showed Nuanes grabbing her leg and trying to pull her off a bed until she kicked at him and broke free, according to a search warrant affidavit.

****
Poor woman. I hope she leaves that boy, heals from his abuse, and finds a real conservative man.


20 posted on 03/12/2012 7:38:38 PM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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To: glyptol
What is a 37 year old doing with a girl friend that plays with dolls? Just asking.

Well, returning to the Bieber puns ...

21 posted on 03/12/2012 7:39:21 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Jahoohio

Have some sympathy for the poor guy. How humiliating must it be to attacked with a Justin Beiber doll? And how powerless must he feel to be provoked to anger by such an attack?

/s


22 posted on 03/12/2012 7:39:32 PM PDT by Skepolitic
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To: Jahoohio

This is so, uh, modern. I fondly remember the days when the reported weird assaults would involve a frozen lamb haunch or a large root vegetable.


23 posted on 03/12/2012 7:45:14 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Ezekiel

Well looking at the previous posted picture, he should be glad she didn’t hit him over the head with the little tiny guitar.
ADW


24 posted on 03/12/2012 7:45:30 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: humblegunner

That just ain’t right.

Although I can see how some people might get pretty upset, especially if they were a looser.


25 posted on 03/12/2012 7:45:32 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: matt1234

Ha ha


26 posted on 03/12/2012 7:45:46 PM PDT by daku
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To: RegulatorCountry

LOL!


27 posted on 03/12/2012 7:46:35 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Ezekiel; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Could've been worse.

She could've played one of his songs.


28 posted on 03/12/2012 7:51:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cloudmountain

Throwing a doll at someone does NOT warrant a punch to a face, or a beat down.


29 posted on 03/12/2012 7:52:33 PM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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To: Larry Lucido

Hence Festivus...

Kramer-”That must have been some doll.”
Frank- “She was.”


30 posted on 03/12/2012 7:56:01 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%

If the affidavit is true take his gun,Taser and badge in that order.
His girl friend and neighborhood dogs will be safer. /sarc


31 posted on 03/12/2012 7:58:24 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: Altariel
his girlfriend hurled a Barbie-sized Justin Bieber doll at him, injuring his foot. He also accused the girlfriend of kicking him, biting his finger and choking him.
Throwing a doll at someone does NOT warrant a punch to a face, or a beat down.

What you say is true.
It's my guess that she did more than that. She provoked him. She was STUPID to provoke him, no matter how much HE might have deserved to be provoked.
If you provoke someone bigger and stronger, you shouldn't be surprised at his reprisal, deserving or not...and that it HURTS. Being a woman isn't protection. It shouldn't be either. Too many women take advantage of their being not-hittable. Baloney. She dished it out.
It's like teasing an animal. The animal bites back.

Couples like that shouldn't be couples. For some couples, THAT is their relationship. I think it's sick, but not all women are like me.

32 posted on 03/12/2012 8:09:13 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Altariel
The girlfriend said that she didn’t want Nuanes to get in trouble or go to jail, but she said that he needs help, the affidavit said. She told the deputy that she was not afraid of her boyfriend.
A deputy viewed the cellphone video the girlfriend took that showed Nuanes grabbing her leg and trying to pull her off a bed until she kicked at him and broke free, according to a search warrant affidavit.
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Poor woman. I hope she leaves that boy, heals from his abuse, and finds a real conservative man.

Poor woman is right. She's not afraid of him? Wow, after a beating like that, she should get outta Dodge.
Sounds to me like this is part of their relationship and they do it with regularity. She won't leave him because .... she is stupid and just as sick as he is.

I bet booze and drugs play a big part of their relationship. Sick.

33 posted on 03/12/2012 8:14:00 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Jahoohio

34 posted on 03/12/2012 8:14:45 PM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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To: Jahoohio
How does a loser like that remain a police officer?

Nuanes Involved In Beating Settlement

This isn't the first time Nuanes has been accused of wrongdoing.

A Denver man, David Nettles, filed a federal lawsuit in 2005, accusing Nuanes and three other officers of savagely beating him outside his home in 2003 after Nuanes mistook him for a domestic violence suspect who lived across the street.

Nettles, who at the time weighed 350 pounds and had a heart pacemaker, told 7NEWS the officers beat him to the ground with nightsticks. They shattered his shoulder and broke an arm trying to force his arms into handcuffs too short for his girth.

The city later paid Nettles a $75,000 settlement.

Nettles, now 59, called Nuanes “the worst of all of them," referring to the officers who beat him. "He's just wicked. He's evil," Nettles said.

“I have injuries for life," the man said. "I still take morphine."

During a 2003 police internal affairs investigation, Nuanes admitted to using a personal camera to photograph a prostitute's genitals after an arrest, according to the Denver Post.


35 posted on 03/12/2012 8:20:05 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: cloudmountain

Being a woman is reason enough. Conservatives understand that one treats women with respect and NEVER hits a woman. It’s one of the many things which distinguishes us from the liberals, who don’t respect women and have no qualms abusing them.

Does throwing a fashion doll at him make her a wise woman? No. It shows that she lacks character. But he showed himself to be a foolish boy by escalating the situation. Who automatically looks worse by escalating? The foolish boy does.

A wise man would not have escalated; a foolish boy would escalate.


36 posted on 03/12/2012 8:52:20 PM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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To: matt1234
Stuned by a Bieber.

Well played, sir.

37 posted on 03/12/2012 9:30:19 PM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: matt1234

“Stuned by a Bieber.”

DING, DING, DING! We have a winner!


38 posted on 03/12/2012 10:48:53 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Altariel

Freaking Facebook seems like the biggest threat of all right now. Worse than communism, atheism and radical Islam.

I’m telling you, it’s a menace!


39 posted on 03/12/2012 10:51:55 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: jocon307
Greetings jocon307:

Facebook seems like the biggest threat

You won't want to miss our next exciting episode, folks.


When facebook is crimilized, only criminals will use facebook.
Or
You'll have to pry facebook from my cold, dead hands.

Cheers,
OLA

40 posted on 03/12/2012 11:08:34 PM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others provide citations.)
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To: Ezekiel; RegulatorCountry; Anoreth

I tried to read the whole story, but it just got crazier and crazier. Who writes this stuff? When I got to where he said there were two dolls thrown at him, “... which he said cost $15 each!” I spit coffee on the screen.


41 posted on 03/13/2012 5:20:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: jocon307

Facebook rage!?!


42 posted on 03/13/2012 5:29:13 AM PDT by csvset
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To: csvset

Beat her for hitting him with a Bieber doll? That’s simply immoral. He should have dumped her for HAVING a Bieber doll. Now if she hit him with a doll of Redfoo or Skyblu from LMFAO, that’s another story, lol....


43 posted on 03/13/2012 6:34:38 AM PDT by Schwaeky (The Republic--Shall be reorganized into the first American EMPIRE, for a safe and secure Society!)
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To: Clintonfatigued

She’s lucky he didn’t shoot her!


44 posted on 03/13/2012 6:58:13 AM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (I declare for Santorum)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If my “beloved” ever laid a finger on me, he would never see me again.


45 posted on 03/13/2012 9:31:05 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: windcliff
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46 posted on 03/13/2012 1:57:59 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Altariel

“He also accused the girlfriend of kicking him, biting his finger and choking him, ...”

Sounds like there is a lot of blame to go around.

The Bieber aspect is comical but too many women in this country feel like they can just pop a guy knowing if he defends himself HE’LL go to jail.

If she were that scared of him, she should have left.


47 posted on 03/13/2012 2:42:54 PM PDT by Locomotive Breath
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To: Jahoohio

Leave it to Bieber


48 posted on 03/13/2012 2:50:44 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Locomotive Breath

Even if she did those things to him unprovoked, not in self defense, he still has the responsibility to control his own behavior.

According to the article, he clearly did not.

And according to the article, she did leave the house.


49 posted on 03/13/2012 4:27:56 PM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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To: TheOldLady

Or, at the very least, if he saw you again, it would be in the company of Mr. Colt, Mr. Smith, Mr. ____________....

:-)


50 posted on 03/13/2012 4:31:22 PM PDT by Altariel ("Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!")
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