Skip to comments.STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)
Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brocks sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Lefts personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
Bwahahaha! I'm sorry CAcon, but that's really funny!
Yea, verily, yea.
Thanks for the ping. This political season I need all the good laughs I can find.
Thanks for alerting me to this thread.
I really did need to learn all these new terms! LOL
I protest. The first sentence is mine. The rest is yours. I guess you didn’t take me seriously.
Laz, pink is not his color. Nor yours.
It has already been taken. Neither of you can have it.
Otherwise, you are quite right. I would have included a little more bling though, dahlink.
Add me to the list!
I confess, and I'm ashamed to admit it, but you inspired me to think of David Brock as a towel-snapping, ballet shoe-sniffing, chick-flick loving, chest-waxing unicorn. But, I will never say it.
I took you extremely seriously. I'm leading the effort to stop people from calling him all those things! You, who just wrote one little post.... you deign to complain about ME, who wrote a WHOLE THREAD trying to get people to see the error of their
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And I usually keep it cleaner than that around here, but that was good stuff!
Just making sure you guys don’t miss this. LOL!
If one were a wise-arse, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread, they might ask, "off I go to bed" with what???
whoops I missed the headline and thought you were talking about Obambi
Add me to your list, please, and it’s about damn time!
You had me at donut-puncher
That's nearly as funny as the original post.
I’m begging you to put me on the Laz Ping List.
I need to laugh like this again soon.
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