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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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To: All
I am not amused.

Goodbye.

Leni

151 posted on 03/22/2012 8:24:19 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR

>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

152 posted on 03/22/2012 8:27:56 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lazamataz

LMMFAO!

And I usually keep it cleaner than that around here, but that was good stuff!

LOLOLOLOL!


153 posted on 03/22/2012 8:42:18 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: ATLDiver; trifona; SLB

Just making sure you guys don’t miss this. LOL!


154 posted on 03/22/2012 8:43:49 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lazamataz
One last rump-bump, and off I go to bed.

If one were a wise-arse, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread, they might ask, "off I go to bed" with what???

155 posted on 03/22/2012 8:49:11 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Lazamataz

whoops I missed the headline and thought you were talking about Obambi


156 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:01 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: Lazamataz

Add me to your list, please, and it’s about damn time!


157 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
You had me at “donut-puncher

That's nearly as funny as the original post.

158 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:43 PM PDT by TankerKC (Welcome to the age of "I Meant to Do That" Diplomacy)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m begging you to put me on the Laz Ping List.
I need to laugh like this again soon.


159 posted on 03/22/2012 8:59:28 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." T. Jefferson (I AM ANDREW BREITBART))
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To: Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
David Brock is a gentleman's gentleman, and I would never suggest that he is a long-haul driver on the Hershey Highway.


160 posted on 03/22/2012 9:00:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t insult gay people by comparing them to David Brock.


161 posted on 03/22/2012 9:02:51 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: martin_fierro

Thanks for the Industrial Strength Humor Ping!


162 posted on 03/22/2012 9:08:18 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." T. Jefferson (I AM ANDREW BREITBART))
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To: Lazamataz

Pretty good. That headline almost got me.

*snicker*


163 posted on 03/22/2012 9:09:19 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (The biggest Hate group in America is located in the White House, Congress & DOJ)
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To: Lazamataz

So what do you really think?....


164 posted on 03/22/2012 9:13:15 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Lazamataz

He looks like a tucker-butt who am I to judge a person on their looks? Barney named a peak after Brock...I believe it’s called Mt.This.

Could I be on the ping list?


165 posted on 03/22/2012 9:34:21 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lazamataz
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166 posted on 03/22/2012 9:55:18 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Lazamataz

His personal request to yoplait an Ben an jerrys for a new flavor called throat yougart was never proven or confirmed.

He was alledgedlly “frank” about such such such....

His bottom line on the “myth”(lisp) !

Good job Laz !


167 posted on 03/22/2012 10:42:01 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Lazamataz

ROTFLMAO! Add me to the ping list please!


168 posted on 03/23/2012 12:21:40 AM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m glad you’re encouraging people to keep the discourse civil on FR. We need to be reminded from time to time.


169 posted on 03/23/2012 12:28:21 AM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Lazamataz

170 posted on 03/23/2012 2:35:12 AM PDT by Bon mots ("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
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To: Lazamataz

I salute you for your restraint, Laz.


171 posted on 03/23/2012 4:27:36 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: BufordP

Too much, wonder who does the rump ranger’s hair. Oh that’s so gay.


172 posted on 03/23/2012 5:02:58 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine's brother (Near term Obamacare 'Unit")
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To: BufordP; Lazamataz

Maybe he should be introduced to some of Laz’s girlfriends? Now Laz, please do not take this wrong. David needs to sense the truth, and know David cannot be the man Laz is! Sic the women on him Laz! Another convert in the making can be made via your having the ladies sic him. (imho)


173 posted on 03/23/2012 5:05:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: JRios1968

Thank you. I feel we can all learn from my example.


174 posted on 03/23/2012 5:23:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Re-Freep!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2862581/posts


175 posted on 03/23/2012 5:32:15 AM PDT by Walmartian (An update is available for this tagline. Click here to download.)
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To: Lazamataz
yep, your tagline is a possible clue. It resembles a phrase have seen utilized by yourself. The “I'd hit it!” one ... Proud of you for not being willing to stoop to such depths.
176 posted on 03/23/2012 5:33:14 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

But see, Laz, that’s exactly what we’re not doing! We’re not making fun of Dave Brock because he’s a giggling, wriggling, fruit-flavored goatse-spreader. No, we’re making fun of him because he’s paranoid, traitorous, politically prostituted to George Soros, and a bigger drama queen and diva than Erica Kane.


177 posted on 03/23/2012 5:43:37 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: redhead
Laz: can I quote you on that? Thanks! I’ll make sure that you get all the credit!

It would be my honor!

178 posted on 03/23/2012 6:01:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL bump


179 posted on 03/23/2012 6:02:39 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: BufordP
LOL! 69½? That was brilliant!
180 posted on 03/23/2012 6:03:09 AM PDT by cartan
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To: RichInOC

True, however, I have seen people saying that David Brock is a fairy-flying OOPS-get-away! precious-boy stump-licker, and we simply cannot condone that.


181 posted on 03/23/2012 6:04:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Put me on but please don’t hit me!


182 posted on 03/23/2012 6:09:56 AM PDT by mmanager (NEWT - The Chruchill of our time!)
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To: Bon mots

183 posted on 03/23/2012 6:10:42 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Lazamataz
Aw man you crack me up.

I was nodding in agreement whilst reading the first line...."Yes. Go Laz. Take the High Road. Good show old boy."

But then, high comedy...and the best laughs...simply do not travel on the High Road do they?

184 posted on 03/23/2012 6:22:21 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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To: Lazamataz
You're to be commended for requesting that folks refrain from calling David Brock a flaming faggot who should butch up for his media appearances. Saying that he's usually 'way too nellie and has flying loafers is completely off the table as well, of course.

And thank you for keeping me on your ping list. Good thing it has a lot more members now, for I was getting lonely.
185 posted on 03/23/2012 6:33:16 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz
Yea for Laz!
186 posted on 03/23/2012 6:49:09 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you have a hit it list? I mean a ping list now?

Please add yours truly to it.


187 posted on 03/23/2012 6:59:17 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lazamataz
I feel we can all learn from my example.

Absolutely.

It would be too easy to go to such stuff as calling David Brock a turd burglar. But you, YOU SIR, are better than that!

Why, anyone could take the low road and imply about massive gay sex orgies organized between David Brock and Barney Frank...but YOU (sniff), you Sir, are not going to be tempted to go that route, and (tearing up) I salute you!


188 posted on 03/23/2012 7:15:33 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: All

All people who have requested to be on the Lazamataz Funny-But-Somewhat-Disturbing Pinglist, I will add, but no time for individual answers now.. as David Brock might say, “Ta Ta For Now, Sweeties!”


189 posted on 03/23/2012 7:59:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

David Brock is “gayer than an Ungaro spring frock” (you left out that one)


190 posted on 03/23/2012 8:04:34 AM PDT by dennisw (A nation of sheep breeds a government of Democrat wolves!)
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To: Lazamataz
I want to be last on your ping list. If you jump the shark, I want to be able to exit the boat quickly.   :)
191 posted on 03/23/2012 8:48:45 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: FreedomOfExpression; Lazamataz
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Best laugh I've had in years. Love ya, Laz. Please also add me to the ping list -- I'll be last after FreedomOfExpression ;-)

192 posted on 03/23/2012 11:33:26 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (Newt's not a perfect candidate but Jesus isn't running this year. - shoff)
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To: Gator113; onyx

pinging you to this post.


193 posted on 03/23/2012 12:52:55 PM PDT by Marcella (Vote Newt; Newt needs money)
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To: Fast Moving Angel
You are such an angel.    :p
194 posted on 03/23/2012 12:53:54 PM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: Marcella

Hilarious..... Today, I needed hilarious.


195 posted on 03/23/2012 1:06:48 PM PDT by Gator113 (** President Newt Gingrich-"Our beloved republic deserves nothing less." ~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Lazamataz

Do you like Gladiator movies?

LOL


196 posted on 03/23/2012 1:08:35 PM PDT by Gator113 (** President Newt Gingrich-"Our beloved republic deserves nothing less." ~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: gaijin

Holy poop there goes my supper!!!!


197 posted on 03/23/2012 1:50:50 PM PDT by GregB (I will follow Sarah where ever she goes!)
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To: GregB

Ping me to the poop list.


198 posted on 03/23/2012 1:53:46 PM PDT by GregB (I will follow Sarah where ever she goes!)
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To: GregB

Ping me to the poop list.


199 posted on 03/23/2012 1:54:00 PM PDT by GregB (I will follow Sarah where ever she goes!)
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To: Lazamataz

How many of Dave’s friends can you fit on a bar stool?
Four if it’s upside down.


200 posted on 03/23/2012 1:55:46 PM PDT by mcshot (Friends of A. Breitbart concerned by removal of US flags near the Presidential podium.)
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