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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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To: RichInOC

True, however, I have seen people saying that David Brock is a fairy-flying OOPS-get-away! precious-boy stump-licker, and we simply cannot condone that.


181 posted on 03/23/2012 6:04:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Put me on but please don’t hit me!


182 posted on 03/23/2012 6:09:56 AM PDT by mmanager (NEWT - The Chruchill of our time!)
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To: Bon mots

183 posted on 03/23/2012 6:10:42 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Lazamataz
Aw man you crack me up.

I was nodding in agreement whilst reading the first line...."Yes. Go Laz. Take the High Road. Good show old boy."

But then, high comedy...and the best laughs...simply do not travel on the High Road do they?

184 posted on 03/23/2012 6:22:21 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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To: Lazamataz
You're to be commended for requesting that folks refrain from calling David Brock a flaming faggot who should butch up for his media appearances. Saying that he's usually 'way too nellie and has flying loafers is completely off the table as well, of course.

And thank you for keeping me on your ping list. Good thing it has a lot more members now, for I was getting lonely.
185 posted on 03/23/2012 6:33:16 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz
Yea for Laz!
186 posted on 03/23/2012 6:49:09 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you have a hit it list? I mean a ping list now?

Please add yours truly to it.


187 posted on 03/23/2012 6:59:17 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lazamataz
I feel we can all learn from my example.

Absolutely.

It would be too easy to go to such stuff as calling David Brock a turd burglar. But you, YOU SIR, are better than that!

Why, anyone could take the low road and imply about massive gay sex orgies organized between David Brock and Barney Frank...but YOU (sniff), you Sir, are not going to be tempted to go that route, and (tearing up) I salute you!


188 posted on 03/23/2012 7:15:33 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: All

All people who have requested to be on the Lazamataz Funny-But-Somewhat-Disturbing Pinglist, I will add, but no time for individual answers now.. as David Brock might say, “Ta Ta For Now, Sweeties!”


189 posted on 03/23/2012 7:59:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

David Brock is “gayer than an Ungaro spring frock” (you left out that one)


190 posted on 03/23/2012 8:04:34 AM PDT by dennisw (A nation of sheep breeds a government of Democrat wolves!)
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To: Lazamataz
I want to be last on your ping list. If you jump the shark, I want to be able to exit the boat quickly.   :)
191 posted on 03/23/2012 8:48:45 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: FreedomOfExpression; Lazamataz
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Best laugh I've had in years. Love ya, Laz. Please also add me to the ping list -- I'll be last after FreedomOfExpression ;-)

192 posted on 03/23/2012 11:33:26 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (Newt's not a perfect candidate but Jesus isn't running this year. - shoff)
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To: Gator113; onyx

pinging you to this post.


193 posted on 03/23/2012 12:52:55 PM PDT by Marcella (Vote Newt; Newt needs money)
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To: Fast Moving Angel
You are such an angel.    :p
194 posted on 03/23/2012 12:53:54 PM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: Marcella

Hilarious..... Today, I needed hilarious.


195 posted on 03/23/2012 1:06:48 PM PDT by Gator113 (** President Newt Gingrich-"Our beloved republic deserves nothing less." ~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Lazamataz

Do you like Gladiator movies?

LOL


196 posted on 03/23/2012 1:08:35 PM PDT by Gator113 (** President Newt Gingrich-"Our beloved republic deserves nothing less." ~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: gaijin

Holy poop there goes my supper!!!!


197 posted on 03/23/2012 1:50:50 PM PDT by GregB (I will follow Sarah where ever she goes!)
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To: GregB

Ping me to the poop list.


198 posted on 03/23/2012 1:53:46 PM PDT by GregB (I will follow Sarah where ever she goes!)
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To: GregB

Ping me to the poop list.


199 posted on 03/23/2012 1:54:00 PM PDT by GregB (I will follow Sarah where ever she goes!)
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To: Lazamataz

How many of Dave’s friends can you fit on a bar stool?
Four if it’s upside down.


200 posted on 03/23/2012 1:55:46 PM PDT by mcshot (Friends of A. Breitbart concerned by removal of US flags near the Presidential podium.)
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