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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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1 posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

hahahahah!!

first!


2 posted on 03/22/2012 4:33:18 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Lazamataz

Wow Laz, I get it. You wouldn’t hit that.


3 posted on 03/22/2012 4:34:27 PM PDT by formosa (Formosa)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz: can I quote you on that? Thanks! I’ll make sure that you get all the credit!


4 posted on 03/22/2012 4:34:28 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
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To: Lazamataz

Amen


5 posted on 03/22/2012 4:35:15 PM PDT by Joe Miner
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To: Lazamataz

I agree! Leave the Nancy Boy alone.


6 posted on 03/22/2012 4:36:03 PM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: martin_fierro

Ping your list if you like.


7 posted on 03/22/2012 4:36:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

POST OF THE DAY!! HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS THANK U


8 posted on 03/22/2012 4:36:41 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: onyx; trisham; Politicalmom; TheOldLady; al baby

Ping for a series, hugh topic.


9 posted on 03/22/2012 4:37:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

LMFAO!!! Scorn and ridicule is all these scum deserve! Remember that PC is designed as cover for the left. Speak truth and humuliate them for what the truly are.


10 posted on 03/22/2012 4:38:31 PM PDT by WMarshal (Where is the next Sam Adams?)
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To: Lazamataz

Read it, LOL’d——sent it to hubby——he read it and LOL’d.

Hilarious!!


11 posted on 03/22/2012 4:39:05 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I’m glad you like it. David Brock is a serious poltical operator, and it behooves us not to mention that he is a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah.


12 posted on 03/22/2012 4:40:28 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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I’m glad you agree, and I hope you join me in the effort to stop calling David Brock a three-dollar-bill-collecting rollerblading fan-TAS-tic sword swallower.


13 posted on 03/22/2012 4:42:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Are you implying that David Brock likes to “tiptoe through the tulips?” That would be wrong. :)


14 posted on 03/22/2012 4:42:51 PM PDT by beandog (Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand)
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To: Lazamataz

LEAVE THE POOFTER ALONE!

(cries and wets diaper)


15 posted on 03/22/2012 4:42:56 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: CatherineofAragon

I’m glad you all agree. It’s way past time to stop calling David Brock a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper.


16 posted on 03/22/2012 4:43:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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17 posted on 03/22/2012 4:45:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Is there a ping list? If so, I want on it. Mrs. Liberty is laughing.


18 posted on 03/22/2012 4:46:04 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I should probably have a Laz Ping List. You’d be PERSON NUMBER ONE. :)


19 posted on 03/22/2012 4:46:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

You come up with some gems..I prefer to call them “Butt buddies” but your description is better


20 posted on 03/22/2012 4:47:06 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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