Skip to comments.STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)
Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brocks sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Lefts personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
Don’t forget the David Brock suffers from more maladies than his same-sex attraction. He’s a pscyhopath and sociopath. If he were just a dizzy queen, it wouldn’t matter so much. He’s totally crazy and filled with venom and vengeance against anyone who gets in his way and anyone who is decent, honest, pro-American, pro-capitalism, Christian, and passionate believer in liberty and freedom. Brock needs to be relentlessly criticized, vilified, ridiculed, humiliated and lambasted. Pressure needs to build to drive his Media Matters out of business and send Brock to the unemployment line. Ditto for George Soros and all his idiotic fronts.
OK, how did you do that?
Word. I don’t want this sh*t ending up on CNN.
Wow. I was just schooled.
(not catching up on thread...but) Another BUMP for genius!
Just checking back, and realized we should NOT ever use parodys of nursury songs to insult David Brock. You know, like we SHOULD NOT change “I’m a little tea pot” to...
I’m a little poofter
see me pout,
here is my man-hole
there is your spout.
When I get all lubed up
hear me shout,
“tip me over and pound one out!”
After all, that would be wrong.
The nomination could be finalized for a nominal service charge.
I think was for either a petite$200 or 250 bucks.
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So, does that mean we can still mention he is a flesh-covered cigar smoker?
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Ping for old times sake.
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