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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t forget the David Brock suffers from more maladies than his same-sex attraction. He’s a pscyhopath and sociopath. If he were just a dizzy queen, it wouldn’t matter so much. He’s totally crazy and filled with venom and vengeance against anyone who gets in his way and anyone who is decent, honest, pro-American, pro-capitalism, Christian, and passionate believer in liberty and freedom. Brock needs to be relentlessly criticized, vilified, ridiculed, humiliated and lambasted. Pressure needs to build to drive his Media Matters out of business and send Brock to the unemployment line. Ditto for George Soros and all his idiotic fronts.


201 posted on 03/23/2012 2:09:25 PM PDT by WashingtonSource
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To: Lazamataz
69½ posted on Thu Mar 22 2012 19:05:49 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time) by David Brock (Spunk - it's not just for gargling anymore!)

OK, how did you do that?

On another note, your commentary is being appreciated by the dweebs on another site

202 posted on 03/23/2012 3:07:14 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.)
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To: Lazamataz
David Brock's bicycle team.
203 posted on 03/23/2012 4:07:54 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: CAconservitive; Lazamataz

Word. I don’t want this sh*t ending up on CNN.


204 posted on 03/23/2012 5:13:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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To: Lazamataz
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Oh! yhea..(imho) OBozo's (official) WH rump ranger spotlighted.

205 posted on 03/23/2012 5:25:56 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Simple: Kill the terrorists, Protect (all) the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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To: FreedomOfExpression
You are such an angel. :p

^Å^

206 posted on 03/23/2012 6:05:51 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (Newt's not a perfect candidate but Jesus isn't running this year. - shoff)
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To: Lazamataz

Wow. I was just schooled.


207 posted on 03/23/2012 6:12:58 PM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: Lazamataz

(not catching up on thread...but) Another BUMP for genius!


208 posted on 03/23/2012 6:15:24 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: Lazamataz


209 posted on 03/23/2012 6:25:21 PM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lazamataz

Wait a minute here Laz, are you saying Mr. Brock rides with the "Rump Rangers"???

210 posted on 03/23/2012 6:31:18 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Lazamataz

Just checking back, and realized we should NOT ever use parodys of nursury songs to insult David Brock. You know, like we SHOULD NOT change “I’m a little tea pot” to...

I’m a little poofter
see me pout,
here is my man-hole
there is your spout.
When I get all lubed up
hear me shout,
“tip me over and pound one out!”

After all, that would be wrong.


211 posted on 03/23/2012 7:28:50 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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To: Lazamataz
I actually saw a letter an old pastor of mine (UCC)got nominating him for the wall.

The nomination could be finalized for a nominal service charge.

I think was for either a petite$200 or 250 bucks.

212 posted on 03/24/2012 7:57:31 AM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
This is a test of the Official Lazamataz Funny-But-Somewhat-Disturbing Pinglist.

If you did not get this message, please respond to this message.

213 posted on 03/25/2012 11:14:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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"This is a test of the Official Lazamataz Funny-But-Somewhat-Disturbing Pinglist.

If you did not get this message, please respond to this message."

I did and yet I am.

214 posted on 03/25/2012 11:20:37 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Lazamataz

I got the message, and I’m not responding.


215 posted on 03/25/2012 11:25:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

I got the message so I can’t respond....


216 posted on 03/25/2012 12:46:01 PM PDT by CAluvdubya
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To: Lazamataz

Uh ... I didn’t get it either. :-)


217 posted on 03/25/2012 1:29:07 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (Newt's not a perfect candidate but Jesus isn't running this year. - shoff)
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To: Lazamataz

So, does that mean we can still mention he is a flesh-covered cigar smoker?


218 posted on 03/25/2012 2:17:51 PM PDT by Sensei Ern (My choices in order of preference. Santorum, Gingrich, Tomato Soup Can,Paul, Empty Suit, Romney)
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To: Lazamataz

Test message received, so therefore I am not responding.


219 posted on 03/25/2012 3:30:14 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


220 posted on 03/25/2012 6:29:13 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." T. Jefferson (I AM ANDREW BREITBART))
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To: Lazamataz

Not here.


221 posted on 03/25/2012 6:51:45 PM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." --Kool-Aid)
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To: Lazamataz

Fagetaboutit..

( : >)


222 posted on 03/26/2012 12:35:55 AM PDT by Yehuda (Muck Fislam & it's useful infidel - dhimmie supporters: www.jewpoint.blogspot.com)
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To: Lazamataz

Just stumbled on this and found it hilarious!


223 posted on 07/18/2012 12:59:58 PM PDT by Missy Fallon
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To: Lazamataz

Please add me to your Funny-But-Strangely-Unsettling Ping list please.


224 posted on 07/18/2012 1:17:05 PM PDT by Missy Fallon
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To: Missy Fallon

Absolutely!


225 posted on 07/18/2012 1:50:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Borg Zombies walk around groaning "Commmppuutteerrrrssss......Commmppuutteerrrrssss......")
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks Laz!


226 posted on 07/18/2012 7:03:47 PM PDT by Missy Fallon
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To: Lazamataz

I’d like to respond on this important topic, but I can’t because Obammy has not given me my free internet service yet.


227 posted on 07/19/2012 8:25:43 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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