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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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To: Lazamataz

This is probably the best comedy posting of the year . . . Awesome! Love it!


41 posted on 03/22/2012 4:56:23 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: Lazamataz

You had me at “donut-puncher”. Bravo.


42 posted on 03/22/2012 4:56:23 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s FABULOUS!!!!


43 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:12 PM PDT by twoputt
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To: Lazamataz
Yes sir! /crisp salute .....*giggle*........hahahahahaha! *snort* hahahahaha!

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44 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:20 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Lazamataz

I would.........


45 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:48 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: Lazamataz

you forgot butt pirate....i’m disappointed...


46 posted on 03/22/2012 4:57:57 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: God luvs America
this thread is gay....

True, but we won't mention that it's actually less gay then David Brock, who we will not call a carrot-swallowing poodle owning skipping little hotdog-eater.

47 posted on 03/22/2012 4:58:22 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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Well, glad we got all that cleared up.

Can't have laughing at disease ridden degenerate fags now, can we.

48 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:09 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: God luvs America
you forgot butt pirate....i’m disappointed...

Sir! That is a GAY SLUR! I would NEVER!

49 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:23 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz should be nominated for Morris Dees’” Wall of tolerance”


50 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:22 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: Lazamataz

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51 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:22 PM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: Lazamataz

Please tell me I’m IBTZ...please?

Laz has gone to an entirely different dimension that mere mortals can only wonder about its existence.


52 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:59 PM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Cheapskate
Laz should be nominated for Morris Dees’” Wall of tolerance”

Indeed! I am leading the movement to stop people from referring to David Brock as a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot! I should receive some recognition for this fine humanitarian work!

53 posted on 03/22/2012 5:02:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! Well done!

Post o’ the day.


54 posted on 03/22/2012 5:03:42 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Lazamataz

I would never either- i prefer chicks....


55 posted on 03/22/2012 5:03:42 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: Lazamataz
yup... calling him a filthy queer is out of the question
56 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:07 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Politicalmom
Once again, it falls to Laz to try to keep us all classy.

It's a hard job to remind people that we should never call David Brock a sweetly-flaming pole-licking sequin-wearing arsehole patroller.

57 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Barney Frank once mentioned, “David Brock has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.”

Hmmm.

He also protested that Brock wasn’t a homosexual, but Brock did offer to hide Frank’s penis Brock’s mouth, just in case someone walked in on the two of them.

That was also curious . . . .


58 posted on 03/22/2012 5:05:47 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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To: Lazamataz
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59 posted on 03/22/2012 5:06:24 PM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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To: Lazamataz

Put me on your ping list! Love you, Laz!


60 posted on 03/22/2012 5:06:42 PM PDT by Jemian (We don't need Mittens in the south (or the rest of the country, for that matter).)
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