Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
Yup, we shouldn’t even say David Brock-back. ‘Brokeback Mountain’ is masculine gay.
THAT’S SO DAMNED FUNNY I’M HAVING TROUBLE TYPING THRU THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER, LAZ! (Wiping eyes like crazy) OMG!
The coveted second-position in the Laz Ping List goes to Jemian. :)
Brock is just the first boy-Fluke.
HOORAY Laz!
Well said, Laz,
I too am above mentioning that David Brock is a navigator of the windward passage...nope, not here! Just won’t do it!
Just doing my little part to stop everyone from calling David Brock a toothbrush-sucking dancing-butt-held-high lightly-stepping jingle-boy.
Well done! I’m glad you are also above calling David Brock a brown-wind-loving polepushing vaccum-lipped anal warrior.
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69½ posted on 03/22/2012 8:05:49 PM EDT by David Brock (Spunk - it's not just for gargling anymore!)
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If you want off my ping list get over it!
Brock is a guy who genuinely deserves being called a teabagger.
Thank Goodness for standards!
Yes, it's about time we stop calling David Brock a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggler.
So any mention of Brock has to be a no pickle smoking zone?? I’ll comply.
Laz your killing me. ROTFLMAO
I am glad to see Laz take the high road.
Usually he likes the lower rear.
But is the term faaaaaaaag still in play? 
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Brilliant!
“Well done! I’m glad you are also above calling David Brock a brown-wind-loving polepushing vaccum-lipped anal warrior.”
You toss words like they don’t cost anything! Your a tosser!
Economy in speech - brevity - really is the sole of wit.
All of that, with the ‘vacuum-lipped’, could have been boiled down to one pejorative:
“O-ring”
Functions as a nickname as well. David Brock may well now be referred to as ‘O-ring’.
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