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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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To: Lazamataz

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51 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:22 PM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: Lazamataz

Please tell me I’m IBTZ...please?

Laz has gone to an entirely different dimension that mere mortals can only wonder about its existence.


52 posted on 03/22/2012 5:00:59 PM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Cheapskate
Laz should be nominated for Morris Dees’” Wall of tolerance”

Indeed! I am leading the movement to stop people from referring to David Brock as a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot! I should receive some recognition for this fine humanitarian work!

53 posted on 03/22/2012 5:02:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! Well done!

Post o’ the day.


54 posted on 03/22/2012 5:03:42 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Lazamataz

I would never either- i prefer chicks....


55 posted on 03/22/2012 5:03:42 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: Lazamataz
yup... calling him a filthy queer is out of the question
56 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:07 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Politicalmom
Once again, it falls to Laz to try to keep us all classy.

It's a hard job to remind people that we should never call David Brock a sweetly-flaming pole-licking sequin-wearing arsehole patroller.

57 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Barney Frank once mentioned, “David Brock has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.”

Hmmm.

He also protested that Brock wasn’t a homosexual, but Brock did offer to hide Frank’s penis Brock’s mouth, just in case someone walked in on the two of them.

That was also curious . . . .


58 posted on 03/22/2012 5:05:47 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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To: Lazamataz
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59 posted on 03/22/2012 5:06:24 PM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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To: Lazamataz

Put me on your ping list! Love you, Laz!


60 posted on 03/22/2012 5:06:42 PM PDT by Jemian (We don't need Mittens in the south (or the rest of the country, for that matter).)
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To: Lazamataz

Yup, we shouldn’t even say David Brock-back. ‘Brokeback Mountain’ is masculine gay.


61 posted on 03/22/2012 5:07:38 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: Lazamataz

THAT’S SO DAMNED FUNNY I’M HAVING TROUBLE TYPING THRU THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER, LAZ! (Wiping eyes like crazy) OMG!


62 posted on 03/22/2012 5:08:02 PM PDT by carriage_hill (I'll "vote for an orange juice can", over Barry 0bummer and another 4yrs of his Regime From Hell!)
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To: Jemian

The coveted second-position in the Laz Ping List goes to Jemian. :)


63 posted on 03/22/2012 5:09:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: lightman; Questori; SF_Redux; Fudd Fan; Taxman

Over here for a a gut laugh!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2862581/posts?page=1


64 posted on 03/22/2012 5:09:34 PM PDT by carriage_hill (I'll "vote for an orange juice can", over Barry 0bummer and another 4yrs of his Regime From Hell!)
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To: Lazamataz

Brock is just the first boy-Fluke.


65 posted on 03/22/2012 5:09:49 PM PDT by Thom Pain (OMG ABO Since 2009 ->USA = USC: United States of Chicago)
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To: Lazamataz

HOORAY Laz!


66 posted on 03/22/2012 5:11:34 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: Lazamataz

Well said, Laz,

I too am above mentioning that David Brock is a navigator of the windward passage...nope, not here! Just won’t do it!


67 posted on 03/22/2012 5:11:38 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: carriage_hill
THAT’S SO DAMNED FUNNY I’M HAVING TROUBLE TYPING THRU THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER, LAZ!

Just doing my little part to stop everyone from calling David Brock a toothbrush-sucking dancing-butt-held-high lightly-stepping jingle-boy.

68 posted on 03/22/2012 5:12:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Cuttnhorse

Well done! I’m glad you are also above calling David Brock a brown-wind-loving polepushing vaccum-lipped anal warrior.


69 posted on 03/22/2012 5:14:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz; 3D-JOY; 50mm; AGreatPer; Bockscar; calcowgirl; cindy-true-supporter; concretebob; ...
Thanks, Laz! You're a peach!

69½ posted on 03/22/2012 8:05:49 PM EDT by David Brock (Spunk - it's not just for gargling anymore!)

To: 3D-Joy; 50mm; AGreatPer; Bockscar; calcowgirl; cindyTrueSupporter; concretebob; Disco Dave; ...
ping!

If you want off my ping list get over it!


70 posted on 03/22/2012 5:14:33 PM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." --Kool-Aid)
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To: Lazamataz

Brock is a guy who genuinely deserves being called a teabagger.


71 posted on 03/22/2012 5:16:29 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thank Goodness for standards!


72 posted on 03/22/2012 5:16:42 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: doorgunner69
Well, glad we got all that cleared up.

Yes, it's about time we stop calling David Brock a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggler.

73 posted on 03/22/2012 5:17:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

So any mention of Brock has to be a no pickle smoking zone?? I’ll comply.


74 posted on 03/22/2012 5:17:55 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmitt. | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz your killing me. ROTFLMAO


75 posted on 03/22/2012 5:17:55 PM PDT by Bob the builder
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To: Lazamataz

I am glad to see Laz take the high road.

Usually he likes the lower rear.


76 posted on 03/22/2012 5:18:28 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Lazamataz
OK, you twisted my arm. Henceforth, I shall no long refer to David Brock as a tail gunner, pole smoker, mincing Nancy-boy, fancy lad, or ham-slamming organ grinder.

But is the term faaaaaaaag still in play?

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920


77 posted on 03/22/2012 5:18:43 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: Lazamataz
Maybe Brock needs to start a softball team.
The team shirts are already made...

78 posted on 03/22/2012 5:18:52 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz

Brilliant!


79 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:02 PM PDT by alarm rider (I took the pledge, I will never vote for another RINO, not now, not ever.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Well done! I’m glad you are also above calling David Brock a brown-wind-loving polepushing vaccum-lipped anal warrior.”

You toss words like they don’t cost anything! Your a tosser!

Economy in speech - brevity - really is the sole of wit.

All of that, with the ‘vacuum-lipped’, could have been boiled down to one pejorative:

“O-ring”

Functions as a nickname as well. David Brock may well now be referred to as ‘O-ring’.


80 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:02 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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To: mylife

STANDARDS! You have captured my intent perfectly! It is these standards which will prevent us from EVER AGAIN mentioning that David Brock is a merrily-hopping NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient.


81 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m not sure I understand. Are you saying that we shouldn’t call David Brock a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing; cabana-boy-loving, lisping, daffodil?


82 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:39 PM PDT by Smokeyblue
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To: Lazamataz

Post #69 1/2! ROFLMAO! Pure genius that Lazamataz! WHOA!


83 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:42 PM PDT by PGalt (How'd you do dat, Laz...ROFLMAO!)
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To: Lazamataz

“Like me at Facebutt”-———LMAO!!

Look, newbie though I am, I lurked here for three years and always loved your posts. If you do a ping list, please put me on!


84 posted on 03/22/2012 5:21:11 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Smokeyblue
I’m not sure I understand. Are you saying that we shouldn’t call David Brock a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing; cabana-boy-loving, lisping, daffodil?

PRECISELY! We are so above that! Glad you are joining me in the effort to never again refer to David Brock as a sibilant-s-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender.

85 posted on 03/22/2012 5:22:34 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

bkmk


86 posted on 03/22/2012 5:23:14 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: Lazamataz

I will never call him a fudge packer again. I will only call him a male catcher.


87 posted on 03/22/2012 5:24:04 PM PDT by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: Travis McGee; Squantos; Southack

Join me in the quest. :)


88 posted on 03/22/2012 5:24:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

LOL!


89 posted on 03/22/2012 5:24:57 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (2012 isn't an election - it's a restraining order.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

You are the THIRD on the ping list. :)


90 posted on 03/22/2012 5:25:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s wonderful someone has come along and improved the level of social intercourse at FR.


91 posted on 03/22/2012 5:25:47 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Lazamataz; David Brock; John Robinson
You've got some really interesting things going on with your reply.

Hitting "Post reply" brings up Laz's name in the "To" box on the posting screen, not yours, and hovering over your screen name shows a link outside of FR instead of to your FR profile page. I didn't pick your screen name so I don't know if it'll take you elsewhere or not.

How do you do that?

92 posted on 03/22/2012 5:26:15 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz

AT LAST! Someone Laz wouldn’t hit.

Good to know you got *some* standards; lines you won’t cross.

Keep up the good work.


93 posted on 03/22/2012 5:27:21 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: CatherineofAragon; Lazamataz

Pls put me on too.

That 69 1/2 really had me going! I’m laughing/crying again and my 3 cats are all sitting in a neat row, heads askance, staring at me. I swear they’re smiling.


94 posted on 03/22/2012 5:27:39 PM PDT by carriage_hill (I'll "vote for an orange juice can", over Barry 0bummer and another 4yrs of his Regime From Hell!)
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To: Lazamataz

Yeehaw!


95 posted on 03/22/2012 5:27:52 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Lazamataz

I haven’t laughed this hard since seeing Hillary on TV today!


96 posted on 03/22/2012 5:29:23 PM PDT by dforest
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To: Travis McGee; real saxophonist

90 posts in no time at all. There seems to be a real trend here.... soon, nobody will call David Brock a whinnying crochet-loving sweetwater flaming mushroom-polisher.


97 posted on 03/22/2012 5:30:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Does David Brock live on Rekdal Road in Camano Island, WA?


98 posted on 03/22/2012 5:32:21 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d rather be punked by your post than buggered by Brock.


99 posted on 03/22/2012 5:32:48 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz

there are times when ya hurt so much, ya hurt.

crap, that was funny.


100 posted on 03/22/2012 5:34:26 PM PDT by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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