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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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To: mylife

STANDARDS! You have captured my intent perfectly! It is these standards which will prevent us from EVER AGAIN mentioning that David Brock is a merrily-hopping NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient.


81 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m not sure I understand. Are you saying that we shouldn’t call David Brock a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing; cabana-boy-loving, lisping, daffodil?


82 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:39 PM PDT by Smokeyblue
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To: Lazamataz

Post #69 1/2! ROFLMAO! Pure genius that Lazamataz! WHOA!


83 posted on 03/22/2012 5:19:42 PM PDT by PGalt (How'd you do dat, Laz...ROFLMAO!)
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To: Lazamataz

“Like me at Facebutt”-———LMAO!!

Look, newbie though I am, I lurked here for three years and always loved your posts. If you do a ping list, please put me on!


84 posted on 03/22/2012 5:21:11 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Smokeyblue
I’m not sure I understand. Are you saying that we shouldn’t call David Brock a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing; cabana-boy-loving, lisping, daffodil?

PRECISELY! We are so above that! Glad you are joining me in the effort to never again refer to David Brock as a sibilant-s-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender.

85 posted on 03/22/2012 5:22:34 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

bkmk


86 posted on 03/22/2012 5:23:14 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: Lazamataz

I will never call him a fudge packer again. I will only call him a male catcher.


87 posted on 03/22/2012 5:24:04 PM PDT by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: Travis McGee; Squantos; Southack

Join me in the quest. :)


88 posted on 03/22/2012 5:24:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

LOL!


89 posted on 03/22/2012 5:24:57 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (2012 isn't an election - it's a restraining order.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

You are the THIRD on the ping list. :)


90 posted on 03/22/2012 5:25:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s wonderful someone has come along and improved the level of social intercourse at FR.


91 posted on 03/22/2012 5:25:47 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Lazamataz; David Brock; John Robinson
You've got some really interesting things going on with your reply.

Hitting "Post reply" brings up Laz's name in the "To" box on the posting screen, not yours, and hovering over your screen name shows a link outside of FR instead of to your FR profile page. I didn't pick your screen name so I don't know if it'll take you elsewhere or not.

How do you do that?

92 posted on 03/22/2012 5:26:15 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz

AT LAST! Someone Laz wouldn’t hit.

Good to know you got *some* standards; lines you won’t cross.

Keep up the good work.


93 posted on 03/22/2012 5:27:21 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: CatherineofAragon; Lazamataz

Pls put me on too.

That 69 1/2 really had me going! I’m laughing/crying again and my 3 cats are all sitting in a neat row, heads askance, staring at me. I swear they’re smiling.


94 posted on 03/22/2012 5:27:39 PM PDT by carriage_hill (I'll "vote for an orange juice can", over Barry 0bummer and another 4yrs of his Regime From Hell!)
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To: Lazamataz

Yeehaw!


95 posted on 03/22/2012 5:27:52 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Lazamataz

I haven’t laughed this hard since seeing Hillary on TV today!


96 posted on 03/22/2012 5:29:23 PM PDT by dforest
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To: Travis McGee; real saxophonist

90 posts in no time at all. There seems to be a real trend here.... soon, nobody will call David Brock a whinnying crochet-loving sweetwater flaming mushroom-polisher.


97 posted on 03/22/2012 5:30:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Does David Brock live on Rekdal Road in Camano Island, WA?


98 posted on 03/22/2012 5:32:21 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d rather be punked by your post than buggered by Brock.


99 posted on 03/22/2012 5:32:48 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz

there are times when ya hurt so much, ya hurt.

crap, that was funny.


100 posted on 03/22/2012 5:34:26 PM PDT by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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