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Man Gets Ticket For Yelling At Cat
CBS Minnesota ^ | March 22, 2012

Posted on 03/23/2012 3:20:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man who was heard yelling obscenities at his cat was cited by police in Chaska, Minn.

According to the city’s police department, neighbors called in, complaining of the noise.

The man, who was not identified, admitted to authorities that he had been swearing loudly at the cat.

His defense to officers was that he is “human.”

Police said this is not the first time the man had been warned or cited for disorderly conduct.

He was issued a new citation for disorderly conduct for the recent incident.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; kittyping; minnesota; napl
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1 posted on 03/23/2012 3:20:30 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 03/23/2012 3:22:58 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: nickcarraway

My dog eats cats.....


3 posted on 03/23/2012 3:25:01 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nickcarraway
Barbra I'm ho-- what the hell's goin on?! Pictures, Images and Photos

Those cats are tramps.

4 posted on 03/23/2012 3:27:52 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: nickcarraway

Am I the only person who thinks that the world has taken a turn towards the bizarre lately?


5 posted on 03/23/2012 3:28:39 PM PDT by NMCicero
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To: al baby
LMAO ! !
6 posted on 03/23/2012 3:29:51 PM PDT by tomkat (FU.baraq)
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To: nickcarraway
According to the city’s police department, neighbors called in, complaining of the noise.

In Chaska?

Ah for crying out loud, go over to the Lions Tap and have a burger and beer and chill out!

7 posted on 03/23/2012 3:30:08 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: NMCicero
We passed towards the bizarre quite awhile ago, pilgrim     ;-)
8 posted on 03/23/2012 3:32:12 PM PDT by tomkat (FU.baraq)
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To: nickcarraway

Sheesh....hope they don’t hear me when I hear the “One” on radio or tv....


9 posted on 03/23/2012 3:37:36 PM PDT by goodnesswins (2012..."We mutually pledge our Lives, our Fortunes, and our Sacred Honor")
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To: nickcarraway

My cat thinks his name is “dammit!”


10 posted on 03/23/2012 3:40:46 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: NMCicero

Definitely not.


11 posted on 03/23/2012 3:43:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: goodnesswins

Good to know it’s not just me....


12 posted on 03/23/2012 3:45:48 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: nickcarraway

Lol, thank goodness I’m not alone :)


13 posted on 03/23/2012 3:57:28 PM PDT by NMCicero
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To: nickcarraway

"...boy he's gonna be pissed when he finds out it's not his hat"

14 posted on 03/23/2012 3:59:12 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: tomkat

The news just keeps getting stranger by the day...


15 posted on 03/23/2012 3:59:35 PM PDT by NMCicero
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To: Slings and Arrows

This isn’t a PING


16 posted on 03/23/2012 4:12:04 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: al baby

ROTFL!!


17 posted on 03/23/2012 4:17:42 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: nickcarraway
I remember, years ago, we had a cat named Jabber (”Jasper” to some).

I walked into the living room one fine spring day to find him gnawing on the leaves of a plant.

JABBER!!! FREAKING KNOCK IT OFF!

He gave me a bored look, slowly blinked, and went back to gnawing on that plant.

JABBER!!! YOU ARE A BIG, FAT, PIECE OF CRAP!!!

And as I delivered my rapier witted insult, I noticed a fat, ugly, busy-body, hippie “woman” staring at me through my front window aghast.

AND SO ARE YOU!!! I addressed her.

Fortunately, that was in the days before cell phones or I'm sure I'd have to explain it to the gendarmes.

18 posted on 03/23/2012 4:18:46 PM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: al baby
I'm laughing uncontrollably and it really hurts.
19 posted on 03/23/2012 4:19:52 PM PDT by Excellence (9/11 was an act of faith.)
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To: South Hawthorne

Funny story.

Years ago we lived in a town house, in a not very integrated neighborhood, I caught one of the dogs going after my tomato plants and yelled out the back door, Sam, you stupid black b!tch get in here. the dog’s name was Sambuca.

I went out to check the damage and there is my next door neighbor, roaring laughing. She knew I hadn’t seen her when I hollered and knew I was going to be mortified, which I was. Thank goodness she and I were good friends!


20 posted on 03/23/2012 4:32:01 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: nickcarraway

Some cats know exactly how to set one off!


21 posted on 03/23/2012 5:06:47 PM PDT by GregoryFul (We all live in an Idiocracy, an Idiocracy, an Idiocracy...)
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To: dynachrome

LOL!


22 posted on 03/23/2012 5:26:01 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: South Hawthorne

“AND SO ARE YOU!!! I addressed her.”

ROFLMAO!!!! I’ve been in that state of mind myself!


23 posted on 03/23/2012 5:43:12 PM PDT by jocon307
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24 posted on 03/23/2012 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Excellence; Slings and Arrows
I'm laughing uncontrollably and it really hurts.

Same here! It's been an exceptionally long, rough day at the old salt mines. As I finally am wrapping things up, the requisite visit to FR was in order, of course. And this was just I needed to end the evening on a positive note.

Thanks for the humor and for the most enjoyable ping list, S&A.

25 posted on 03/23/2012 8:21:33 PM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise

I hope this case gets as much attention here as the Zimmerman-Martin altercation.


26 posted on 03/23/2012 8:23:02 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: re_nortex

You’re very welcome.


27 posted on 03/23/2012 8:29:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: al baby
LOL. I have always liked that one. People would enjoy their cats more if they understood an oddity (maybe not so much) of cat behavior. Their space is vertical. Give then shelves or other high objects and you will reduce a great deal of stress.

Really.


28 posted on 03/23/2012 8:45:31 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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To: nevergore

A bowl of antifreeze will fix that problem.


29 posted on 03/24/2012 3:12:26 AM PDT by anton
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To: al baby

Did the man commit a feliny?


30 posted on 03/24/2012 3:32:08 AM PDT by this_ol_patriot (Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner)
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To: PA Engineer

So true...I have alot of high spaces for mine...tons....and the cat trees to get to them. I have happy cats.


31 posted on 03/24/2012 4:29:23 AM PDT by Fawn (Anyone but OBOZO!!!!)
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To: al baby

Thank you for my second really loud lol of the day!


32 posted on 03/24/2012 8:19:16 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: dynachrome

“Hi! My name’s No No Bad Dog. What’s yours?”


33 posted on 03/24/2012 8:21:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: tomkat; al baby
LMAO!!

Me too.

I get that kind of sass from Miss Hissy Slashy all the time.

34 posted on 03/24/2012 8:31:02 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Gabz

We were refueling the motorhome in a not very integrated neighborhood and our cat, Tigger, was on the dash committing some mischief (maybe tearing down the GPS, I don’t recall.)
My husband yelled, “Tigger! Stop that!” really loud. The brothers and sisters stopped dead, you could hear a pin drop, and then activity resumed....


35 posted on 03/24/2012 8:34:40 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: al baby

lol — that is too good.


36 posted on 03/24/2012 8:37:25 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: anton

Works even better on cats since they roam and dogs are fenced.....you can take out an entire neighborhood of the feral critters....


37 posted on 03/25/2012 3:27:52 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore

Sorry, hater, cats don’t drink antifreeze. Try it, you’ll see. But your dog would lap it up from a puddle on the driveway, which if you lived near me you would have found out already.

BTW, cats don’t drink beer or Pepsi either.


38 posted on 03/25/2012 6:00:21 AM PDT by anton
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39 posted on 03/25/2012 3:25:52 PM PDT by MplsSteve (Amy Klobuchar is no moderate. She's Al Franken with a nicer smile.)
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To: anton

Sorry...my dog doesn’t run loose but if you wandered into my yard, he’d leave an impression with you.....

By the way, to intentionally leave an bowl of antifreeze for any stray or loose animal to drink is a felony...

Besides that, it’s just creepy, wierd and revolting.....


40 posted on 03/25/2012 3:34:11 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore

You’re right, not really my style. If your dog killed one of my cats I’d hit him with my Ruger 77 .204 just like any other varmint before he took his next dump.

But, you’re probably lucky enough not to have anyone in your neighborhood who really cares about their cat.


41 posted on 03/25/2012 4:12:56 PM PDT by anton
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You’d shoot someone’s dog in their fenced backyard because you were irresponsible enough to allow your cat to roam loose in the neighborhood resulting in the cat jumping into the fenced area with the dog?

Several questions,concerns and statements arise from this....
1. You have many issues and problems outside of cat ownership....seek help....really...
2. I’m glad I’m not your neighbor...
3. A .204 is a terrible caliber choice......definitely brings your judgement on all issues into question......


42 posted on 03/26/2012 3:43:42 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: this_ol_patriot
Just a mousedemeanor.

Sorry, I also enjoy cheap puns.

43 posted on 03/26/2012 4:52:15 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
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To: nevergore

Yes. I would definitely shoot your dog in your yard. Yes, I know I have “issues” - I like my cat . . . a lot.

Blam. Take him to the garbage dump. Done. One less varmint in the neighborhood. Then, you can spend the day trying to get the local constable to spring for ballistics testing and a search warrant to make something of it. My bet, they will ring every doorbell within the block and then tell you they have done what they can.

And, the 204 is a perfect caliber for the job. Shows what you know.


44 posted on 03/26/2012 5:18:53 AM PDT by anton
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To: anton

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet cat in his mouth. The cat is very dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up cat into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the cat back on the porch at the neighbor’s house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”

The guy stumbles around and says, “Um.. no.. um.. what happened?”

The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in the kitchen one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him on our porch. There must be some real sick people out there!”


45 posted on 03/26/2012 8:51:36 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: PA Engineer

Nice pic!


46 posted on 03/26/2012 2:47:23 PM PDT by cyborg (All grannies, All the time.)
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To: nickcarraway
The victim.


47 posted on 03/26/2012 2:50:44 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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48 posted on 03/26/2012 2:59:12 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: nevergore

How do you make a dead dog go ‘woof’?

With a can of gasoline and a match


49 posted on 03/26/2012 6:14:22 PM PDT by anton
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To: anton

50 posted on 03/27/2012 5:17:22 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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