[Tijeras_Slim]

Embrace sloth and drink heavily.

[Reeses]

Running was made obsolete by Smith & Wesson.

[Viking2002]

'Embrace sloth and drink heavily.'

Did we have the same mother?

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920