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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: null and void

We needs more dinars to get the ‘keet to go where I want him to go. I will, for sure, get him a little harness so I can take him outside!

This little bird is one of the VERY BEST I have ever rescued, and therefore, worth keeping!

My eyepatch may or may not give him a new life!


1,051 posted on 04/28/2012 2:18:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

YOIKS!

I have had dreams of steak dinners with wine on the side, and all I can say is: HELP!!!


1,052 posted on 04/28/2012 2:20:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, he’s as pasty-complected as I am ...


1,053 posted on 04/28/2012 5:32:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: NicknamedBob

What’s so interesting about P. J. O’Rourke with his top off?

I was thinking the same thing about TaxhyphenChick?


1,054 posted on 04/28/2012 5:52:53 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Delta Dawn; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Not that such appearances have actually appeared, but to all appearances she has been known to exude human heads as if extruding toothpaste or something.

Quite scary when you think about it.

I try not to think about it.


1,055 posted on 04/28/2012 5:57:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I am just glad that I live in an age where the toothpaste that comes out of the tube can be multi-colored.


1,056 posted on 04/28/2012 6:10:04 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Delta Dawn; NicknamedBob

I am considered to have quite a nice figure for a 45-year-old mother of 10. I will just leave it at that; my one pajama-clad appearance on the UT involved large, flannel garments, with cows.


1,057 posted on 04/28/2012 7:25:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick; Delta Dawn

That is all of little significance to me, as I love you for your mind, and for your grammar.


1,058 posted on 04/28/2012 8:16:28 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Delta Dawn

My dog wants to go to the birthday party next door. They have a multicolored jump house. Who was talking about not using hyphens?


1,059 posted on 04/28/2012 9:14:43 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

If you don’t tell your dog that the jump house is multicolor, he’ll never know.


1,060 posted on 04/28/2012 9:46:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

The water toward which the car was plummetting, in my dream, was bright blue. My mother was driving. Actually, I don’t think there are many high cliffs around Orlando, which makes me feel better.

Also, it sounds like the coffee is ready.


1,061 posted on 04/29/2012 2:48:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Delta Dawn; Rides_A_Red_Horse; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; ...

1,062 posted on 04/29/2012 2:50:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Delta Dawn

My daughter has a hypenated name. No middle name. When she went to the recruiting office to join the navy, she told the recruiter her name was Jane-Elizabeth. He asked her how to spell hyphen.

She was 17, and laughed for a week about it.


1,063 posted on 04/29/2012 6:16:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning. I think. I am here.

But am I really here? Or is it my E-vil twin?


1,064 posted on 04/29/2012 6:23:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

lol


1,065 posted on 04/29/2012 7:04:21 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face; Delta Dawn; Tax-chick

Jane-Elizabeth, Jane-Elizabeth ... That has a little dash to it, doesn’t it?


1,066 posted on 04/29/2012 7:14:12 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yepper. And de dash don’t be silent!


1,067 posted on 04/29/2012 7:45:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Flotsam_Jetsome

I could name the baby “Abstruse,” but never “Hyphen.”


1,068 posted on 04/29/2012 8:26:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yeah. Hyphen is such a bland name, how about Hyphenated?


1,069 posted on 04/29/2012 8:36:39 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1194 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Tax-chick

AB for short : )


1,070 posted on 04/29/2012 8:39:49 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: null and void; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Or Hyphenman or Hyphenson or D’Hyphen.

Can you imagine spelling “Dee-apostrophe-hyphen” for the drone at the DMV?


1,071 posted on 04/29/2012 8:45:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!!


1,072 posted on 04/29/2012 8:48:13 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face
My daughter has a hyphenated name.

Ack. Well played. Ni and San each have a double name (as in your Jane-Elizabeth, but without a hyphen, and each is known by and called by both names), but I wasn't clever enough to use the hyphen.

With two, I think I would have used a hypen with Ni and a dash with San.

1,073 posted on 04/29/2012 8:52:20 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

LOL!


1,074 posted on 04/29/2012 9:04:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Like AB Normal? *snirt*


1,075 posted on 04/29/2012 9:15:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick
Can you imagine spelling “Dee-apostrophe-hyphen” for the drone at the DMV?

Yes, but just barely.

How about spelling D'Hy-Phen - “capital-D-apostrophe-capital-H-y-hyphen-capital-P-h-e-n” - for the drone at the DMV?

1,076 posted on 04/29/2012 9:19:45 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Scoutmaster

She just goes by Janie, these days. She loves the name. When I adopted her,I gave her the option to choose her own name. Since she was 10, she wanted some choices, so I gave her three. Jane-Elizabeth was born Dec 10, 1977. Already 10 years old! ;o]


1,077 posted on 04/29/2012 9:21:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Scoutmaster; Flotsam_Jetsome
I could name the baby “Abstruse,” but never “Hyphen.”

It does seem somewhat negative. By the way, the young boy in "The Incredibles" was called Dash. I'm kinda surprised his sister wasn't called Dot.

1,078 posted on 04/29/2012 9:22:41 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: null and void

Stop! My mind is breaking!!


1,079 posted on 04/29/2012 9:24:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: NicknamedBob

I love that movie! but then, I love most of the pixelated movies. One of my favorites is Beowulf, with Anthony Hopkins and Angelina Jolie. Excellent!


1,080 posted on 04/29/2012 9:27:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

snirt ?


1,081 posted on 04/29/2012 9:31:08 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face

You have a bright future at the DMV...


1,082 posted on 04/29/2012 9:32:55 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Like *snort* only quieter!


1,083 posted on 04/29/2012 9:33:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Hagar the Horrible’s dog...


1,084 posted on 04/29/2012 9:34:18 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

:running very fast: GAAAAAHHHHHH!!


1,085 posted on 04/29/2012 9:34:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: null and void

ooooooooookay : )


1,086 posted on 04/29/2012 9:36:10 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; null and void

Hagar just hates going out for Chinese.


1,087 posted on 04/29/2012 9:38:49 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void; Scoutmaster

The nurse filling out paperwork after my latest delivery said she was surprised at typing in a normal, English name. She kept asking if we were doing anything “different” with “Kathleen Amelia”: “Standard spelling? Are you sure?”

I wanted it to be Asuncion instead of Amelia, but DP overruled me. Probably for the best.


1,088 posted on 04/29/2012 9:56:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Monkey Face
Jane-Elizabeth was born Dec 10, 1977. Already 10 years old!

My heart's about four degrees warmer (Kelvin) after that story.

1,089 posted on 04/29/2012 10:05:55 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: null and void
How about spelling D'Hy-Phen

Love it. The only thing it's missing - in homage to Tom Lehrer - is a silent '5'. D'Hy-P5hen.

1,090 posted on 04/29/2012 10:08:38 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

At the very least you could have brightened her day by breaking it into “Kath Leena Melia.”


1,091 posted on 04/29/2012 10:10:04 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick
If I had October 2002 to do over again . . .

You newbies are always whining.

1,092 posted on 04/29/2012 10:14:16 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Hen3ry the 3 was silent


1,093 posted on 04/29/2012 10:15:36 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: Scoutmaster

LOL!


1,094 posted on 04/29/2012 10:16:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Scoutmaster

Thanks!

She’s tiny, blonde and blue eyed. And I got to choose her!

<3


1,095 posted on 04/29/2012 10:33:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: null and void
Hen3ry the 3 was silent

Yep. But because Hen3ry had the '3', I gave D'Hy-P5hen the '5'. Johnny Bench isn't using it any longer.

1,096 posted on 04/29/2012 10:35:52 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Ah.


1,097 posted on 04/29/2012 10:37:01 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: Tax-chick

Ohwow. An American baby with English names. In this countory? Whodathunkit?


1,098 posted on 04/29/2012 10:40:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: null and void

As you see, it was as . . . ummmm . . . ‘rational and well thought-out’ as anything else I do or say. I’d buy a raccoon but John already has one.


1,099 posted on 04/29/2012 10:40:55 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face

countory? = country My fingers are a little stiff. :blush:


1,100 posted on 04/29/2012 10:42:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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