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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Scoutmaster
How about a possum?

Pick one,

pick them all...

1,101 posted on 04/29/2012 10:45:12 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: Tax-chick; HKMk23

Busdaddy is at the track today. He entered the PSCA/NHRA Nationals this weekend. I would be with him, but I need a travel cage for The Stig, as I can’t leave him for more than one night.

Since Busdaddy went back today, it is definite that he was not eliminated yesterday after three runs. I think the prize is close to $2000. I’m awaiting word from him. This is the first time he has raced since his surgery in October of 2010, and he was apprehensive.

I spent Friday helping him get the trailer and car ready. When he drove the car out of the garage, a bunch of neighbors came out to ogle it. They had only seen it in the garage, and usually without the front end, while BD was working on the engine. I helped him put on the front end, (fiberglass) and the Mean Scoop and folks wanted to know if it was the same car that had been in the garage!

(The Mean Scoop had been on his Mum’s bed, and the Benign Scoop is on the guest bed.) ;o]


1,102 posted on 04/29/2012 10:53:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Good luck to Busdaddy and Car!


1,103 posted on 04/29/2012 11:00:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick

He’s been pretty tired, but once that racing gets into one’s blood, it’s hard to leave it alone. It’s actually the only vice he has...non-drinker, non-smoker, non-druggie.

I’m glad to see him do it because it means he is no longer fixated on his life-span post surgery. He thought his days were numbered, but I tried to encourage him to set some goals, both short- and long-term. He HAS!!!


1,104 posted on 04/29/2012 11:05:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Ohyah...the car is “Lucille!”


1,105 posted on 04/29/2012 11:05:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Re: tagline

What? No dashes, hyphens or apostrophes?


1,106 posted on 04/29/2012 11:06:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

No, they can get those at Punc-mart.


1,107 posted on 04/29/2012 11:10:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick

Puncs-R-Us?


1,108 posted on 04/29/2012 11:13:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

They couldn’t compete on price or selection.

Time for Kathleen’s bath.


1,109 posted on 04/29/2012 11:42:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: null and void
Those possums look a lot like the kittens the little girl was giving away outside REI yesterday.

In hindsight, I should perhaps have adopted only one of them. Sharp teefies, Muffy, Snowball, and Captain Noodleface of the Noodleface Experience have.

1,110 posted on 04/29/2012 11:50:40 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

1111

Equals fifteen.


1,111 posted on 04/29/2012 12:30:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Got any 1’s?


1,112 posted on 04/29/2012 12:39:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Scoutmaster

How do you get a Captain Noodleface from a baby kitteh?

Are you composing charts, graphs and scales again?


1,113 posted on 04/29/2012 12:42:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
"Got any 1’s?"

I've got a whole bin full.

1,114 posted on 04/29/2012 1:08:36 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

WHOA! I’m impressed!


1,115 posted on 04/29/2012 1:09:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
I cheated a little when I posted that. I counted up to fifteen on the fingers of one hand.


1,116 posted on 04/29/2012 1:40:52 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

DOGGIES!

I’m so sorry you had to do that.


1,117 posted on 04/29/2012 1:49:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

It was handy.

I keep it around for such reasons.


1,118 posted on 04/29/2012 2:00:52 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Handy is as handy does...


1,119 posted on 04/29/2012 2:03:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: NicknamedBob

EggLorr


1,120 posted on 04/29/2012 2:12:44 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face
How do you get a Captain Noodleface from a baby kitteh?

It was either that or Cher. Anything but Cher.

1,121 posted on 04/29/2012 4:32:16 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: NicknamedBob

I love it when you go all base two on me.


1,122 posted on 04/29/2012 4:33:55 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Both your base are belong to me.


1,123 posted on 04/29/2012 4:50:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
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1,124 posted on 04/29/2012 4:54:59 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Tax-chick

I really was just concerned for your safety, I mean that fondue will just drip everywhere.


1,125 posted on 04/29/2012 5:02:27 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Delta Dawn

I appreciate that. My whole neighborhood is having trouble with ants this spring.


1,126 posted on 04/29/2012 6:00:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Scoutmaster

Can Bill wear his Cub Scout religious medals for his Eagle CoH?


1,127 posted on 04/29/2012 6:02:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Delta Dawn; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; fanfan; ColdOne; ...

1,128 posted on 04/30/2012 5:32:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Scoutmaster

*shudder*

Agreed!


1,129 posted on 04/30/2012 5:51:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve seen a lot of them in my day, unfortunately.
Not as cute or as lovable as what you posted, though!


1,130 posted on 04/30/2012 5:54:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I seem to have avoided them, probably by being too naive even to recognize the concept. I’m constantly amazed, even at this age, when I realize how idiotically clueless I was, back in the day.

And now, to the shower!


1,131 posted on 04/30/2012 6:52:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

Vlad is reading the Encyclopedia of World Religions. I do all my good Catholic child-rearing, but if you give them library cards, they end up syncretists anyway.


1,132 posted on 04/30/2012 7:44:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

I have that book! The antis couldn’t believe I was so well read in world religions. Almost like it was heresy that I should be curious enough to read something besides the New Testament. LOL!


1,133 posted on 04/30/2012 7:52:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Patrick has taken an interest in the Buddha. We’re all curious enough to read anything, around here!


1,134 posted on 04/30/2012 8:07:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

Curiosity and books are a good pair! I also miss the documentary channels, since I had to go back to basic cable. That really hurts because I spend so much time in the house.

BUT! Things will get better. :o])


1,135 posted on 04/30/2012 8:45:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

Howdy! Raining most of the snow in town is gone. Yet still snow elsewhere. Have a safe day y’all!


1,136 posted on 04/30/2012 9:45:55 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

Good to see you! How are you doing?

*hug*


1,137 posted on 04/30/2012 10:01:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face; ColdOne

We had no snow at all this winter.

Back from the eye doctor with the grils. Sally gets to have glasses for mild far-sightedness. She’s so thrilled - it’s a Fashion Statement.


1,138 posted on 04/30/2012 10:06:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Monkey Face

**HUG** I am hanging in there!


1,139 posted on 04/30/2012 11:06:37 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Tax-chick

Sally with glasses? It’s an intelligence statment!


1,140 posted on 04/30/2012 11:32:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: ColdOne

Good for you! I keep you in my prayers!


1,141 posted on 04/30/2012 11:33:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

;)Thank you so much!!!


1,142 posted on 04/30/2012 11:41:29 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

No thanks necessary! Just take care of the critters. ;o]


1,143 posted on 04/30/2012 12:28:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick
Can Bill wear his Cub Scout religious medals for his Eagle CoH?

Technically no, and the Eagle Scout Court of Honor is the one Court of Honor where I advise Scouts to stick with the Insignia Guide, given the importance of the event.

The guiding rule in the official Insignia Guide has always been that there are only two things a Boy Scout can wear on his uniform that he earned in Cub Scouts: The Arrow of Light and the Youth Religious Award (the silver square knot on a purple background, if one or more religious awards are earned in Cub Scouting). So Bill can wear the knot for Cub Scout religious awards, but not the medals.

As a Boy Scout, he's 'supposed to' wear the Cub Scout device (the little metal Cub Scout emblem) on the knot to show it was earned in Cub Scouting; if he earns another religious award in Boy Scouting, then he is supposed to wear both Cub and Boy Scouting devices.

All that said, if Bill wants to wear them, nobody is going to care. He earned them. Good on him. The only rule in the Insignia Guide is don't wear more than five medals.

Scouts go out of 'official' uniform for Courts of Honor all of the time. A large percentage of Scouts who are in OA fold their OA sashes and wear them in their belts for Couts of Honor when they also wear a merit badge sash. The OA sash is never to be worn in the belt, but Scouts wear in that way regularly for Courts of Honor, because you can't wear two sashes on your shoulder - and they want to show that OA sash.

1,144 posted on 04/30/2012 1:09:29 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Thanks, that was comprehensive! DP mentioned something about the knot and the metal thingie, too. We’ll check the book: want to do it right.


1,145 posted on 04/30/2012 1:12:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick
I say go for everything he's supposed to have. Buy Service Stars for both his Cub Scouting and Boy Scouting tenure, with a gold backing piece for his Cub Scouting service and a green backing for his Boy Scouting service. Wear them side by side, centered 3/8" of an inch above the top of the top medal or knot (or pocket top) above the left-hand (rank insignia) pocket.

If he's earned Ad Altare Dei, then you'll have two devices on the purple and shiny silver square knot, and that medal. Does he have a Pope Pius XII or International Awareness medal?

If he's earned any of the Rosary Series or Footsteps of American Saints awards, then he can wear one on his right pocket as a temporary patch - or any other meaningful patch.

If his unit's won a Pope Paul VI Quality Unit Award, he should be wearing that (umm. I'm assuming you're Roman Catholic, not Eastern Catholic, because different Scouting awards apply).

I need to call a buddy of mine whom I've camped with in Scouting for over 15 years. He's the Chairman of Catholic Scouting in my Council and could let me know what else may be available for uniform wear, even on a rush basis, for items Bill may not even know he's already qualified for.

1,146 posted on 04/30/2012 1:47:42 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

Talk me out of this. I’ve been approached about going back into the practice of law. Not that I really ‘practice law’ when I’m practicing law.


1,147 posted on 04/30/2012 2:28:46 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

I once dreamed I was drinking in Guam with George Patton.


1,148 posted on 04/30/2012 3:17:38 PM PDT by Anoreth (It’s not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Tax-chick

I once dreamed I was drinking in Guam with George Patton.


1,149 posted on 04/30/2012 3:18:04 PM PDT by Anoreth (It’s not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick; Darksheare
"I once dreamed I was drinking in Guam with George Patton."

That was probably someone who wanted to be Douglas MacArthur, but who looked more like Patton.

Be careful of the people you meet in dreams. They are not all really dream material.

1,150 posted on 04/30/2012 3:36:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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