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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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To: Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

Good afternoon, y’all! The land line issue was corrected so we’ll no longer have connectivity issues during excessive cloud cover.
Please excuse, I’ve lost track since last Thursday.
Face, get well soon!
CO, what you’re reading sounds good. What’s the title?
Gotta pick up more garden soil to sink the one remaining transplant (grapevine). Digging the hole will be fun. The clay here is as solid as the caliche in the desert. IED’s, anyone?


1,201 posted on 05/02/2012 11:35:40 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Afternoon. It’s getting hot here. I suppose my plants are quietly growing ...

Here is a cat, to tell me that my existence offends her.


1,202 posted on 05/02/2012 11:43:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; ColdOne

CO is reading The Hobbit, and will move on to the other three books when she is done.

TC...want some wind? The temp is moving up to 80. Cooler tonight, though.

Shannon must think she is special!

SG...I would fell better, but I have other plans. They mowed the lawns close to my place this morning, so now have a sinus headache. Time to bring out the masks...


1,203 posted on 05/02/2012 12:00:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; ColdOne
Face, get well soon!
Dittos!

CO --> May the day bring you many cold ones, if desired.

Silent --> The IEDs are outlawed. ;)
Have a claymore!

1,204 posted on 05/02/2012 12:04:16 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: no-to-illegals; Tax-chick; All

Thanks!

I’m going to lie down and take something for this sinus headache.

See y’all tomorrow!


1,205 posted on 05/02/2012 1:11:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: no-to-illegals

*GROAN*


1,206 posted on 05/02/2012 2:39:43 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1198 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Tax-chick
"The IEDs are outlawed."

If IEDs are outlawed, only outlaws will have IEDs.

We may have to improvise.

1,207 posted on 05/02/2012 4:00:37 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Tax-chick
"We may have to improvise."

I've found that most shows that go too far off script usually end up bombing.

The important thing with a tough project like that is using the proper tools, not overdoing it, and taking plenty of liquids.

It's May. When's moving day?

1,208 posted on 05/02/2012 4:21:34 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, facial hair aside, I hmm, hmm(OK MOM, I SAID I WOULD BE UP FOR DINNER, GEEZ), gotta go, have a board meeting upstairs in five minutes.


1,209 posted on 05/02/2012 5:50:16 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, facial hair aside, I hmm, hmm(OK MOM, I SAID I WOULD BE UP FOR DINNER, GEEZ), gotta go, have a board meeting upstairs in five minutes.


1,210 posted on 05/02/2012 5:50:34 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, facial hair aside, I hmm, hmm(OK MOM, I SAID I WOULD BE UP FOR DINNER, GEEZ), gotta go, have a board meeting upstairs in five minutes.


1,211 posted on 05/02/2012 5:50:45 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Tax-chick

Bttt


1,212 posted on 05/02/2012 7:30:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: Tax-chick
"Bttt"

Thbtttp

1,213 posted on 05/02/2012 8:12:32 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
˙ooʇ ʎɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝısɐǝ ʇı ˙pɐǝɥ ʎɯ uo ƃuıpuɐʇs ʇɐɥʇ op uɐɔ ı
1,214 posted on 05/02/2012 8:41:07 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; Delta Dawn; Rides_A_Red_Horse; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; ...

1,215 posted on 05/03/2012 3:07:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: null and void
Keyboard returning 'hey', and an understanding response .... yeppers! Would it help if I didn't help? Never mind, sort of thingy?

Going to water-board the terrorists chained up the basement. The second best part of waking is going water-boarding on the terrorists.

Incompetan0 isn't sneaking around spying on us, is she?

1,216 posted on 05/03/2012 5:35:36 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Tax-chick

Ick. Fish breath is almost as bad as kissing an ashtray-— smoker breath stinks.


1,217 posted on 05/03/2012 5:40:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I assume two smokers don’t notice one another’s breath ... and neither do two cats!

Off for our walk, and then I have to go to Walmart.


1,218 posted on 05/03/2012 5:42:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
Improvisation doesn't mean having to utilize a shovel does it? If necessary, can unchain those terrorists, hold them at bay with an AK and make them dig a hole.

Silent, am hearing terrorists (if one uses at least five of them) make for a decent substitute for fertilizer. But in this case it may dirty up the grapes and the vine. Never mind.

Then there is another problem, a personal one. Would not have the pleasure of water-boarding them clean. Those terrorists require a heap of cleaning.

1,219 posted on 05/03/2012 5:45:01 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m off to Walmart on shank’s ponies. I’ll stop at the little store I found and get some coffee to go, and maybe a munchie. It’s the least I can do since I’m starving! LOL!


1,220 posted on 05/03/2012 6:04:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I’m going to plant some more sunflowers. Frank pulled up most of the ones that were naturally seeded from the giant plant last year.


1,221 posted on 05/03/2012 6:39:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
smoker breath stinks

Agreed.

What's your stand on puppy breath?

1,222 posted on 05/03/2012 7:19:27 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face

(sigh)

Stuck here at home until the garage door guy comes. Spring is broken and I can’t get the door open....

I feel like a cat in a raccoon trap.


1,223 posted on 05/03/2012 7:36:02 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Scoutmaster; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth

We’ve never had a puppy. Ash’s breath stinks. Fortunately, I rarely get nose-to-nose with her!


1,224 posted on 05/03/2012 7:44:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: Tax-chick; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth
We’ve never had a puppy.

Dog breath stinks (and I love dogs).

There's a short window of a few weeks in the life of a puppy when it's breath smells like . . . puppy breath. I can't compare it to anything else and it's not so appealing to the masses that Chanel is attempting to bother it.

But around many dog lovers you can say 'the smell of puppy breath' and they'll smile and nod their heads knowingly.

It's a basic, primal, good smell. It ranks up there with the smell of newly mown grass on a summer's evening; a favorite old flannel shirt fresh from the clothes line; the back of a baby's neck after a bath; whole wheat bread dough that's rising; a distant campfire.

When somebody comes around with a puppy I don't want to hold it to rub the smooth pinky belly, or to let it nip my finger with needle-sharp teeth, or to have it snuggle under my chin. I want to smell its puppy breath.

I may need professional help (well, it may be another reason I need professional help).

1,225 posted on 05/03/2012 7:58:34 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face

Do shank’s ponies grow up to be shank’s mares?


1,226 posted on 05/03/2012 8:11:16 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1199 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Scoutmaster
What's your stand on puppy breath?

Delicious, with soy sauce, over rice </Obama>

1,227 posted on 05/03/2012 8:13:33 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1199 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Scoutmaster

I’m getting a lab sometime this summer or fall.


1,228 posted on 05/03/2012 8:49:26 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I’m getting a lab sometime this summer or fall.


1,229 posted on 05/03/2012 8:50:54 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick

Puppy breath, baby breath and sometimes kitty breath are sweet and innocent. I like ‘em all!


1,230 posted on 05/03/2012 10:06:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Anoreth

Good, you’ll find chemistry extremely useful when it comes to making your own weapons.

I advise against a high-need dog, with your work commitments. It’s not kind to the animal. People who aren’t at home much need a cat or a dragon, or both.


1,231 posted on 05/03/2012 10:13:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick

I’m back from Walmart. I literally lugged home about 60 pounds of groceries on my back, shoulders and hands. The walk from Walmart to the buus stop is almost as far as from the second bus stop to home, and I was wondering if I was going to make it. For sure, I was staggering the last 100’.

I’m too old for this stuff. I need a little truck!


1,232 posted on 05/03/2012 10:13:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

There is a reason why “Animal” on Hill Street Blues called perps “dog breath!”

As as aside, he plays a gangster on General Hospital. I only watch it about one week a month, now, but most of my desire to watch it is to see what evil he comes up with. He’s really a fine actor.


1,233 posted on 05/03/2012 10:16:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: null and void

Nope. They are still ponies. They did a lot of dancing back in the day!


1,234 posted on 05/03/2012 10:20:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I remember that character, Detective Michael “Mick” Belker! (My memory exercise for the day ;-). “Hill Street Blues” is why OldTax-lady made me swear I wouldn’t be a police officer.

Another character went on to be the lead in “NYPD Blue,” and Sid the informant became Londo Mollari on “Babylon 5.”


1,235 posted on 05/03/2012 10:23:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Scoutmaster

DITTO to all of the above!!

:o])


1,236 posted on 05/03/2012 10:29:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Anoreth
I’m getting a lab sometime this summer or fall.

Great breed (but you probably know that).

Is there one color that interests you more than the others?

1,237 posted on 05/03/2012 10:32:35 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face

I saw a bit on Science channel that said Beluga Whales have the world’s worst breath. Something about not breathing and eating through the same orifice.


1,238 posted on 05/03/2012 10:43:50 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Tax-chick

I couldn’t remember that! Just that they called him “Animal” because he was always growling at peerps and showing his teeth!

It would be nice if I could find that show on DVDs and even nicer if I could afford all the episodes. I really liked it. I’ll check Amazon and if they have it, I’ll add it to my Wish List.

I’m headed for another sinus heaadache today. They are trimming the sagebrush in the courtyard. HALP!

After I got done at Walmart and got the grocks put away I had to go out again to get the quarters for laundry. The little store sells the rolls and the 7/11s act like they are doing you a favor to give you four. *sheesh*


1,239 posted on 05/03/2012 10:45:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Scoutmaster

I want black, but in the end it doesn’t matter really.


1,240 posted on 05/03/2012 10:46:09 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I want black, but in the end it doesn’t matter really.


1,241 posted on 05/03/2012 10:46:28 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I wish I had Science Channel. Well, maybe next year.

Belugas, huh? Remind me not to date one. “The Fish Song.” Google it...”Oh I lobster and never flounder...”


1,242 posted on 05/03/2012 10:48:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Anoreth
I want black, but in the end it doesn’t matter really.

Please let us know when you get her/him.

And contrary to popular belief, Labs aren't born with a bandana around their necks, nor do they grow one by the age of six months. You have to buy one as an accessory. I think it's the law.

1,243 posted on 05/03/2012 10:57:07 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Roger that.
Not sure if I want to train him or her as a gun dog or not. Might be useful later on.


1,244 posted on 05/03/2012 11:32:25 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hey, check it out...we may have a new house for the UT:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2879611/posts?page=1


1,245 posted on 05/03/2012 3:30:13 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Tax-chick

We found the atlantic city horse race track. It has been decided that we will do the races this summer. With my luck and experience I’ll make some money.


1,246 posted on 05/03/2012 4:49:33 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

From a Texas Republican.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan’s, and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.


1,247 posted on 05/03/2012 6:41:03 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1199 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Anoreth

As long as you budget for gambling like any other entertainment, you should have fun. Heinlein recommended, “Bet the leading apprentice jockey to place.” I don’t know how one would identify that jockey, but if you hang around the paddocks asking questions with some knowledge of horses, you could learn.


1,248 posted on 05/03/2012 6:59:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; null and void

It’s hard to go wrong paying attention to Heinlein.

Unless maybe you’re Spider Robinson.


1,249 posted on 05/03/2012 7:34:19 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Some nights I come and read this thread and I am not sure if I am in the sitting silver chair or not..


1,250 posted on 05/03/2012 8:38:43 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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