Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hiya,fanfan!

[Sawdring]

I know I'm very late to the thread but this story reminds me of Wendy from the Breaking Bad series.

Wendy's Breaking Bad Song

[fanfan]

Hey Face, I wish I was there too. Everything OK?

Hiya Stephen, things good with you?

It’s starting to be spring. :-)

[Anoreth]

It’s late, I worked 12 hours today, I don’t have her number in my phone anymore, and he is a spy and therefore doesn’t have pictures.

[Tax-chick]

Sigh. I will text you the number tomorrow and you can call.

[Tax-chick]

Wow, ugly!

[Silentgypsy]

You sound *so* energetic! This gardening thing is whipping my butt. It’s like being a bagger in the supermarket where everything goes on top. There are so many thing to do and very difficult to fit into a decision matrix because more than one task is very high priority. How big is your garden plot? What have you planted beside 36 tomato seeds? Do you amend your soil w/results from an inexpensive soil-testing kit, or do you take it to your county extension office?

[null and void]

You fell for the ol’ “I’m a secret agent” line?

Disappointing.

[Anoreth]

He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there.
From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something.

[null and void]

Ah! MUCH better than him telling you he's a spook!

There are probably 12 times as many guys claiming to be a secret agent right now than there have been actual spies in all of recorded history...

[NicknamedBob]

"He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there.

From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something."

Most likely finance. They don't want anyone to know what they're doing with our money.

Anyway, movie: "The Avengers".

Awesome. See it.

End of report.

[Tax-chick]

[Silentgypsy]

IATK
Have a great day, y’all, in case the grapevine excavation swallows me.

[Tax-chick]

Good luck! I have a rice-and-bean dish finished to take to the Missionaries of the Poor assembly, and now I need to get music pages together.

Epic Fail Lawn Service - “I’m going to do it before it gets too hot!” - is still in bed.

[Silentgypsy]

I *love* rice and beans! Did you ever make pasta e fagiole (sp?) I used to make it w/green peas or chick peas. It’s hard to imagine so much flavor in one dish!

[Tax-chick]

Our recipe asks for white beans, iirc.

[Monkey Face]

Tedious and tawdry. *blech*

[Monkey Face]

My chain-smoking next door neighbor has a white cat that used to be fluffy but I think she must have cancer. She is thin as a rail, and her fur is really ratty-looking. Poor little thing.

[Anoreth]

I doubt the Coast Guard is involved in finance except in the most general, Coast Guard-related sense.

[Scoutmaster]

He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there. From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something.

I'm a retired secret agent, but I still receive the annual International Photographic Directory of Secret Agents, Spies, Codebreakers, Spooks, and Operatives. It's cross-referenced by a number of factors, such as height, hair color, and language and specific killing skills.

If you describe him and any identifying characteristics (scars, missing limbs or eyes, robotic orthotics), I send you photocopies of some likely candidates through your mother.