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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob
1111

Equals fifteen.

Or 4369.

Long ago it was 585. Those days are all but forgotten.

1,251 posted on 05/03/2012 9:20:18 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23
Or 4 in tallies.


1,252 posted on 05/03/2012 9:26:48 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob

1111

4, 15, 585, 4396...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!


1,253 posted on 05/03/2012 9:34:31 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23; ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob

Fifteen is what occurred to me first.

1’s = 1
2’s = 1
4’s = 1
8’s = 1

1 + 2 + 4 +8 = 15


1,254 posted on 05/04/2012 1:12:41 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: HKMk23; ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob
Sorry if that last manifested densely. I didn't go back to the original 1111 post before commenting.


1,255 posted on 05/04/2012 1:18:24 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Scoutmaster; HKMk23; ThomasThomas; ...

1,256 posted on 05/04/2012 4:48:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob

And an Ack! to boot...

1,257 posted on 05/04/2012 6:55:14 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Dead Corpse

Hiya!
Wassup?


1,258 posted on 05/04/2012 7:41:58 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: NicknamedBob

I got my boyfriend Heinlen for Christmas.


1,259 posted on 05/04/2012 7:48:09 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face
Having random rage issues. Too many humans engaging in too much stoopiditty for me to be able to deal with it all.

I know... take two 250mg Fukitol pills and things will get better... Eventually.

At home, things are going great. I've been sick with a nasty virus the past week... But I'm recovering quickly and no one else seems to have caught it. Kids are great and growing as per design specifications. Work is keeping me happily busy.

Everything else... Sucks. The world has lost what little mind it has left and is bent on destroying humanity from the inside out... I can't say I blame it for wanting them gone. Stupid monkeys...

Other than that...

How are you doing?

1,260 posted on 05/04/2012 7:52:05 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Anoreth
I got my boyfriend Heinlen for Christmas.

Really?

Be sure to keep him preserved in a cool/dry place...

1,261 posted on 05/04/2012 7:54:32 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Tax-chick

There are a number of things I need to do today, but first on my list is a haircut.

The vacuum cleaner any under md the new phone will have to wait again.

Yesterday, I had barely gotten back to the complex and was staggering under the load and careened into one of the remada supports. And of course, all the stuff shifted and I almost fell on my face.


1,262 posted on 05/04/2012 7:55:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Dead Corpse

I’m good, all things considered. Still stuck in a tiny apartment, but with luck I will get a larger one before the end of the year.

But I empathize with your random rage issues. Been there, done that.

Good news about the kids.

I’m still trying to find the guy with the briefcase full of money so I can get a small truck, but he must be in another town.


1,263 posted on 05/04/2012 8:06:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Anoreth

Phone your grandmother! It’s her birthday!

Sally at Matthews Library says Hey. They’re not surprised at your success, since you read so much.


1,264 posted on 05/04/2012 8:30:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face

Don’t blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus!

We went to the library. Now I feel like a nap.


1,265 posted on 05/04/2012 8:33:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

Would you like me to call her and sing Happy Birthday?


1,266 posted on 05/04/2012 8:41:10 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1200 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Dead Corpse
You need:


1,267 posted on 05/04/2012 8:43:13 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1200 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Tax-chick
We went to the library. Now I feel like a nap.

Checked out an Engineering text did you... Naps will happen at least once a chapter...

1,268 posted on 05/04/2012 8:52:38 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: null and void
Naw... Just need some of this...

...and I'll be right as rain.

1,269 posted on 05/04/2012 8:55:10 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

So I’m not the only one.... The garden is taking up a lot of time. During breaks, coming in and catching up on current events, I feel better when I’m gardening.
Anyway, have a great day, y’all!
P.S. Are we moving anytime soon?
P.P.S. Darksheare’ll be back in three weeks!


1,270 posted on 05/04/2012 9:28:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void

I already sang, and Anoreth is like unto being stone cold tone deaf, so that’s not a great idea for her, either.

Anyway, Mom will be out to lunch now, and Dad is genuinely mostly deaf and wouldn’t hear you if you called and sang. Plus his birthday is next month.

Now where’s that nap?


1,271 posted on 05/04/2012 9:32:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

“...Now I feel like a nap.” That’s funny. You don’t post like a nap...


1,272 posted on 05/04/2012 10:20:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

1,273 posted on 05/04/2012 11:15:20 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1200 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

Interesting.


1,274 posted on 05/04/2012 2:52:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: null and void

Heh. Like dat one....


1,275 posted on 05/04/2012 2:57:51 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Anoreth
"I got my boyfriend Heinlein for Christmas."

It may not help whatever's wrong with him, but it is unlikely to hurt.

You'll know it's been effective if he starts saying things like, "If it helps to turn your hat around during a poker game, then it helps."

You'll know it has really been effective if he says, "It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion, and usually easier."

1,276 posted on 05/04/2012 3:11:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth

Bill was a bit poorly today, and it turns out he had a glass (or two) more wine than was good for him, especially with his low body-fat percentage. Learning experiences ...


1,277 posted on 05/04/2012 4:54:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth
It may not help whatever's wrong with him, but it is unlikely to hurt.

We don't know what's wrong with him, because she won't introduce him or even show us his picture! If I knew his number, I'd ask him to call my mother and wish her a happy birthday!

1,278 posted on 05/04/2012 4:58:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: LibreOuMort; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; ColdOne; Monkey Face; Scoutmaster; ...
Hi Ya'll!

Gee LoM, sorry it's so cold still. It's usually a bit warmer there by now?

We are just starting to get to normal temperatures again, after a few weeks of cool and damp here too.

I've been busy starting seeds, amending the soil in the garden beds, and adding edging in hopes of keeping the grass roots at bay. Work is busy too, yea!

Everyone doing well?

1,279 posted on 05/04/2012 5:09:19 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan

Wish you werre here...


1,280 posted on 05/04/2012 5:24:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: fanfan

Hiya,fanfan!


1,281 posted on 05/04/2012 5:26:32 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick
I know I'm very late to the thread but this story reminds me of Wendy from the Breaking Bad series.

Wendy's Breaking Bad Song

1,282 posted on 05/04/2012 5:50:59 PM PDT by Sawdring
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To: Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker

Hey Face, I wish I was there too. Everything OK?

Hiya Stephen, things good with you?

It’s starting to be spring. :-)


1,283 posted on 05/04/2012 5:53:50 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s late, I worked 12 hours today, I don’t have her number in my phone anymore, and he is a spy and therefore doesn’t have pictures.


1,284 posted on 05/04/2012 6:33:35 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

Sigh. I will text you the number tomorrow and you can call.


1,285 posted on 05/04/2012 6:50:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Sawdring

Wow, ugly!


1,286 posted on 05/04/2012 6:52:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: fanfan

You sound *so* energetic! This gardening thing is whipping my butt. It’s like being a bagger in the supermarket where everything goes on top. There are so many thing to do and very difficult to fit into a decision matrix because more than one task is very high priority. How big is your garden plot? What have you planted beside 36 tomato seeds? Do you amend your soil w/results from an inexpensive soil-testing kit, or do you take it to your county extension office?


1,287 posted on 05/04/2012 6:59:56 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Anoreth

You fell for the ol’ “I’m a secret agent” line?

Disappointing.


1,288 posted on 05/04/2012 8:45:38 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1200 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there.
From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something.


1,289 posted on 05/04/2012 8:51:18 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth
Ah! MUCH better than him telling you he's a spook!

There are probably 12 times as many guys claiming to be a secret agent right now than there have been actual spies in all of recorded history...

1,290 posted on 05/04/2012 8:59:27 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1200 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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"He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there.

From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something."

Most likely finance. They don't want anyone to know what they're doing with our money.

Anyway, movie: "The Avengers".

Awesome. See it.

End of report.

1,291 posted on 05/04/2012 9:46:15 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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1,292 posted on 05/05/2012 3:07:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

IATK
Have a great day, y’all, in case the grapevine excavation swallows me.


1,293 posted on 05/05/2012 3:57:10 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Good luck! I have a rice-and-bean dish finished to take to the Missionaries of the Poor assembly, and now I need to get music pages together.

Epic Fail Lawn Service - “I’m going to do it before it gets too hot!” - is still in bed.


1,294 posted on 05/05/2012 4:45:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

I *love* rice and beans! Did you ever make pasta e fagiole (sp?) I used to make it w/green peas or chick peas. It’s hard to imagine so much flavor in one dish!


1,295 posted on 05/05/2012 4:48:05 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Our recipe asks for white beans, iirc.


1,296 posted on 05/05/2012 5:26:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Sawdring; Tax-chick

Tedious and tawdry. *blech*


1,297 posted on 05/05/2012 6:20:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

My chain-smoking next door neighbor has a white cat that used to be fluffy but I think she must have cancer. She is thin as a rail, and her fur is really ratty-looking. Poor little thing.


1,298 posted on 05/05/2012 6:29:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: NicknamedBob

I doubt the Coast Guard is involved in finance except in the most general, Coast Guard-related sense.


1,299 posted on 05/05/2012 6:35:18 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there. From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something.

I'm a retired secret agent, but I still receive the annual International Photographic Directory of Secret Agents, Spies, Codebreakers, Spooks, and Operatives. It's cross-referenced by a number of factors, such as height, hair color, and language and specific killing skills.

If you describe him and any identifying characteristics (scars, missing limbs or eyes, robotic orthotics), I send you photocopies of some likely candidates through your mother.

1,300 posted on 05/05/2012 9:20:12 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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