Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[HKMk23]

1111

Equals fifteen.

Or 4369.

Long ago it was 585. Those days are all but forgotten.

[ThomasThomas]

Or 4 in tallies.

[HKMk23]

1111

4, 15, 585, 4396...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Fifteen is what occurred to me first.

1’s = 1
2’s = 1
4’s = 1
8’s = 1

1 + 2 + 4 +8 = 15

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Sorry if that last manifested densely. I didn't go back to the original 1111 post before commenting.

[Tax-chick]

[Dead Corpse]

And an Ack! to boot...

[Monkey Face]

Hiya!
Wassup?

[Anoreth]

I got my boyfriend Heinlen for Christmas.

[Dead Corpse]

Having random rage issues. Too many humans engaging in too much stoopiditty for me to be able to deal with it all.

I know... take two 250mg Fukitol pills and things will get better... Eventually.

At home, things are going great. I've been sick with a nasty virus the past week... But I'm recovering quickly and no one else seems to have caught it. Kids are great and growing as per design specifications. Work is keeping me happily busy.

Everything else... Sucks. The world has lost what little mind it has left and is bent on destroying humanity from the inside out... I can't say I blame it for wanting them gone. Stupid monkeys...

Other than that...

How are you doing?

[Dead Corpse]

I got my boyfriend Heinlen for Christmas.

Really?

Be sure to keep him preserved in a cool/dry place...

[Monkey Face]

There are a number of things I need to do today, but first on my list is a haircut.

The vacuum cleaner any under md the new phone will have to wait again.

Yesterday, I had barely gotten back to the complex and was staggering under the load and careened into one of the remada supports. And of course, all the stuff shifted and I almost fell on my face.

[Monkey Face]

I’m good, all things considered. Still stuck in a tiny apartment, but with luck I will get a larger one before the end of the year.

But I empathize with your random rage issues. Been there, done that.

Good news about the kids.

I’m still trying to find the guy with the briefcase full of money so I can get a small truck, but he must be in another town.

[Tax-chick]

Phone your grandmother! It’s her birthday!

Sally at Matthews Library says Hey. They’re not surprised at your success, since you read so much.

[Tax-chick]

Don’t blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus!

We went to the library. Now I feel like a nap.

[null and void]

Would you like me to call her and sing Happy Birthday?

[null and void]

You need:

[Dead Corpse]

We went to the library. Now I feel like a nap.

Checked out an Engineering text did you... Naps will happen at least once a chapter...

[Dead Corpse]

Naw... Just need some of this...

...and I'll be right as rain.

[Silentgypsy]

So I’m not the only one.... The garden is taking up a lot of time. During breaks, coming in and catching up on current events, I feel better when I’m gardening.
Anyway, have a great day, y’all!
P.S. Are we moving anytime soon?
P.P.S. Darksheare’ll be back in three weeks!

[Tax-chick]

I already sang, and Anoreth is like unto being stone cold tone deaf, so that’s not a great idea for her, either.

Anyway, Mom will be out to lunch now, and Dad is genuinely mostly deaf and wouldn’t hear you if you called and sang. Plus his birthday is next month.

Now where’s that nap?

[Monkey Face]

“...Now I feel like a nap.” That’s funny. You don’t post like a nap...

[null and void]

[Tax-chick]

Interesting.

[Cyber Liberty]

Heh. Like dat one....

[NicknamedBob]

"I got my boyfriend Heinlein for Christmas."

It may not help whatever's wrong with him, but it is unlikely to hurt.

You'll know it's been effective if he starts saying things like, "If it helps to turn your hat around during a poker game, then it helps."

You'll know it has really been effective if he says, "It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion, and usually easier."

[Tax-chick]

Bill was a bit poorly today, and it turns out he had a glass (or two) more wine than was good for him, especially with his low body-fat percentage. Learning experiences ...

[Tax-chick]

It may not help whatever's wrong with him, but it is unlikely to hurt.

We don't know what's wrong with him, because she won't introduce him or even show us his picture! If I knew his number, I'd ask him to call my mother and wish her a happy birthday!

[fanfan]

Hi Ya'll!

Gee LoM, sorry it's so cold still. It's usually a bit warmer there by now?

We are just starting to get to normal temperatures again, after a few weeks of cool and damp here too.

I've been busy starting seeds, amending the soil in the garden beds, and adding edging in hopes of keeping the grass roots at bay. Work is busy too, yea!

Everyone doing well?

[Monkey Face]

Wish you werre here...

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hiya,fanfan!

[Sawdring]

I know I'm very late to the thread but this story reminds me of Wendy from the Breaking Bad series.

Wendy's Breaking Bad Song

[fanfan]

Hey Face, I wish I was there too. Everything OK?

Hiya Stephen, things good with you?

It’s starting to be spring. :-)

[Anoreth]

It’s late, I worked 12 hours today, I don’t have her number in my phone anymore, and he is a spy and therefore doesn’t have pictures.

[Tax-chick]

Sigh. I will text you the number tomorrow and you can call.

[Tax-chick]

Wow, ugly!

[Silentgypsy]

You sound *so* energetic! This gardening thing is whipping my butt. It’s like being a bagger in the supermarket where everything goes on top. There are so many thing to do and very difficult to fit into a decision matrix because more than one task is very high priority. How big is your garden plot? What have you planted beside 36 tomato seeds? Do you amend your soil w/results from an inexpensive soil-testing kit, or do you take it to your county extension office?

[null and void]

You fell for the ol’ “I’m a secret agent” line?

Disappointing.

[Anoreth]

He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there.
From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something.

[null and void]

Ah! MUCH better than him telling you he's a spook!

There are probably 12 times as many guys claiming to be a secret agent right now than there have been actual spies in all of recorded history...

[NicknamedBob]

"He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there.

From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something."

Most likely finance. They don't want anyone to know what they're doing with our money.

Anyway, movie: "The Avengers".

Awesome. See it.

End of report.

[Tax-chick]

[Silentgypsy]

IATK
Have a great day, y’all, in case the grapevine excavation swallows me.

[Tax-chick]

Good luck! I have a rice-and-bean dish finished to take to the Missionaries of the Poor assembly, and now I need to get music pages together.

Epic Fail Lawn Service - “I’m going to do it before it gets too hot!” - is still in bed.

[Silentgypsy]

I *love* rice and beans! Did you ever make pasta e fagiole (sp?) I used to make it w/green peas or chick peas. It’s hard to imagine so much flavor in one dish!

[Tax-chick]

Our recipe asks for white beans, iirc.

[Monkey Face]

Tedious and tawdry. *blech*

[Monkey Face]

My chain-smoking next door neighbor has a white cat that used to be fluffy but I think she must have cancer. She is thin as a rail, and her fur is really ratty-looking. Poor little thing.

[Anoreth]

I doubt the Coast Guard is involved in finance except in the most general, Coast Guard-related sense.

[Scoutmaster]

He has a higher security clearance than I do and can’t tell me where he works or what he does there. From this I deduce that he is a secret agent. Or a codebreaker. Something.

I'm a retired secret agent, but I still receive the annual International Photographic Directory of Secret Agents, Spies, Codebreakers, Spooks, and Operatives. It's cross-referenced by a number of factors, such as height, hair color, and language and specific killing skills.

If you describe him and any identifying characteristics (scars, missing limbs or eyes, robotic orthotics), I send you photocopies of some likely candidates through your mother.