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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Scoutmaster
EAT THE PCH
SCREW THE PUTSCH


1,301 posted on 05/05/2012 9:34:35 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1201 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

EXCELLENT!!


1,302 posted on 05/05/2012 10:02:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

The Coast Guard’s ships were known as “revenue cutters” for a reason.

Back from the Missionaries of the Poor. We had a very nice time. A tiny little Brother from the Philippines, who looked about Pat’s age, carried Kathleen around for about an hour, until she got hungry.


1,303 posted on 05/05/2012 10:55:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

Babies are fun to hold and look at.


1,304 posted on 05/05/2012 11:57:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

And take naps.


1,305 posted on 05/05/2012 3:40:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Scoutmaster

6’2, brown hair, brown eyes, USCG Intelligence Specialist 3rd class. Speaks English and Japanese. Hails from Temple, TX.


1,306 posted on 05/05/2012 3:46:20 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

I’ve been to Temple, Texas.


1,307 posted on 05/05/2012 6:10:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

That’s where he’s from. It doesn’t sound exciting.


1,308 posted on 05/05/2012 6:21:05 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Tax-chick
"6’2, brown hair, brown eyes, USCG Intelligence Specialist 3rd class. Speaks English and Japanese. Hails from Temple, TX."

Yeah, I think I see what the trouble is.

1,309 posted on 05/05/2012 6:31:42 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Anoreth

It was on the way from San Antonio to Missouri.


1,310 posted on 05/05/2012 7:06:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; ThomasThomas; ...

1,311 posted on 05/06/2012 4:53:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Tax-chick

“6’2, brown hair, brown eyes, USCG Intelligence Specialist 3rd class. Speaks English and Japanese. Hails from Temple, TX.”

Yeah, I think I see what the trouble is.

Doesn’t look too troublesome to me. Could you please explain?


1,312 posted on 05/06/2012 5:43:56 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

Happy Sunday, y’all!
Grapevine sunk. Off to weed!


1,313 posted on 05/06/2012 5:52:25 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick
It was on the way from San Antonio to Missouri Arkansas.
1,314 posted on 05/06/2012 6:29:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Some days are like that. Yah, they are.


1,315 posted on 05/06/2012 6:30:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, much of life could be described as “The tennis ball is out of reach,” if one cared to take that perspective.

On the other hand, cats can’t play tennis, anyway. Not even Jake.


1,316 posted on 05/06/2012 7:00:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Tax-chick
"Doesn’t look too troublesome to me. Could you please explain?"

Oh, sure. He looks innocent enough, but one of these days, you're going to slip up and feed him after midnight, and then you'll understand, when it is far too late.

1,317 posted on 05/06/2012 7:59:16 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

Jake can’t play tens??? whoa. whodathunkit?


1,318 posted on 05/06/2012 8:00:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

The ball gets caught in his claws.


1,319 posted on 05/06/2012 8:07:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster

And tonight is the full moon, too.


1,320 posted on 05/06/2012 8:08:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I have sometimes wondered about this.
Pretty sure I’ve never hung around his place on the full moon, either.


1,321 posted on 05/06/2012 8:10:17 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face

tennis!!! dang me


1,322 posted on 05/06/2012 8:13:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
"I have sometimes wondered about this.
Pretty sure I’ve never hung around his place on the full moon, either."

There is something wickedly transformative about the smile of a woman who goes willingly to her fate.

Still, we waste our breath with warnings.

1,323 posted on 05/06/2012 8:28:37 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

The only Dracula I even remotely liked was Frank Langella’s portrayal. Yah. Like that.


1,324 posted on 05/06/2012 10:55:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Anoreth
6’2, brown hair, brown eyes, USCG Intelligence Specialist 3rd class. Speaks English and Japanese. Hails from Temple, TX.

I found her in the guide. Sabrina McFadden. She's a spy. You didn't really fall for that 'male' disguise, did you?

1,325 posted on 05/06/2012 11:16:20 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob

Dittos to “wasting our breath with warnings.”

I’m sure there was a Mexican party, and you should stay out of fights, you’re smaller than everyone else, and you don’t have enough rank to lose.


1,326 posted on 05/06/2012 11:58:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

Tonight we had clams and cocktails. When you come up here I’ll have to take you to.this restaraunt. They have good seafood and better drinks in an environment that grandmama would not find objectionable.


1,327 posted on 05/06/2012 4:51:37 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I am about 98% sure that he is male.


1,328 posted on 05/06/2012 4:55:56 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

I have not been following this thread lately and I found that I have a surplus of words so here are some extra copies that have to share.

All right almost already although benefit changing description eligible forty fourth incidentally marshal occurred permanent personal secretary sense separate valuable Wednesday Analyze annual breathe breath dessert emphasize fundamental influential liaison omitted Philippines physician quiet quite similar simile thoroughly unnecessary weather whether


1,329 posted on 05/06/2012 5:18:08 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas; Anoreth; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face
"All right almost already although benefit changing description eligible forty fourth incidentally marshal occurred permanent personal secretary sense separate valuable Wednesday"

"Analyze annual breathe breath dessert emphasize fundamental influential liaison omitted Philippines physician quiet quite similar simile thoroughly unnecessary weather whether"

That's quite an exciting and interesting story you have to tell, but I'm afraid you've been excessively concise in keeping a short story short.

1,330 posted on 05/06/2012 5:37:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Here a list of words I have never used here before.

Hullabaloo Idiopathic Poppycock Persnickety Irked Flabbergasted Frippery Befuddlement Haberdashery Diphthong Britches Scrumptious Sassafras Gadabouts Bazooka Cockamamie Egad Frumpy Claptrap Baffled Flagellum Discombobulate Follicle Indubitably Banana Igloo Waddle Wobble Trump Gristle Turnip Gash Gauze Goon Manhole Cockamamie Strudel Rubbish Guava Smashing Hunky Inevitable Inedible Goon Pickle Bubbles Blubber Flagella Tweezers Jiggle Peduncle Perpendicular Ninja Flannel Graze Gullet Lozenge Scribble Magma Bulbous Spatula Machete Truffles Flabbergasted Haberdashery Shenanigans


1,331 posted on 05/06/2012 5:38:04 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: Anoreth
I am about 98% sure that he is male.

Okay.

Just remember that we share 98.5% of our DNA with chimpanzees, and Dr. David Busbee of Texas A&M University (an Aggie, so take it for what's it's worth) says we're closer in DNA to dolphins than any land animal.

At 98% certainty, she/he could simply be a chimp spy or a dolphin spy, posing as a female human disguised as a male.

1,332 posted on 05/06/2012 5:42:15 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

don’t we also share about 96% with dogs and other mammals?


1,333 posted on 05/06/2012 5:46:37 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: ThomasThomas

I had no idea this thread was still running


1,334 posted on 05/06/2012 5:52:04 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; Anoreth; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face

” That’s quite an exciting and interesting story you have to tell, but I’m afraid you’ve been excessively concise in keeping a short story short. “

LOL!!


1,335 posted on 05/06/2012 5:52:04 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: ThomasThomas

You said goon twice.


1,336 posted on 05/06/2012 5:54:50 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Anoreth; NicknamedBob
This was my favorite part, although I don't remember telling anyone here about it when it happened.

emphasize fundamental influential liaison omitted Philippines physician

1,337 posted on 05/06/2012 5:59:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: GeronL

I just got back from running. Perfect evening for it, but once it gets dark, I’ll run smack into a wall without my glasses on.


1,338 posted on 05/06/2012 6:00:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Anoreth

Are you sure you weren’t here when we discussed bazookas and guava?

And I’m feeling rather irked that Anoreth had clams and I didn’t!


1,339 posted on 05/06/2012 6:02:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

They were in garlic butter sauce with lemon on the side and some toasted french bread. Also I had two very stiff drinks, which were called “Penguins” and which were bright blue in color. They had rum and grapefruit juice in them, among other things. And then we had chocolate cake.
We went for a stroll on the beach, too, and my shoes are full of sand now. The water was a bit chilly.
You can always come visit at any time after July 5th or so, when we’ve had time to move into the house. There’s a pond and a fire pit and we can go to this restaraunt. The place is called Hemingway’s and it’s a hotel bar, but the kind of hotel bar they used to have in the 40’s.
The hotel itself dates from the 20’s, of course, so one would expect that.


1,340 posted on 05/06/2012 6:38:55 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

It sounds lovely, but my three days in Florida is probably it for personal time this year. You can drive us to the airport on the Tuesday morning and pick us up on the Thursday evening, so as not to interfere with your dad’s schedule.

Unless you go to a concert in Greensboro on the Thursday with Bill and his byos. I haven’t heard about it lately, so maybe they couldn’t get tickets.


1,341 posted on 05/06/2012 7:31:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth

The continuing miss adventures of the tax-chick family.

Where would we be without them? Lost in space, surely.


1,342 posted on 05/06/2012 7:41:07 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; TheOldLady; null and void
"And tonight is the full moon, too."

Speaking of full moons, if the below linked thread continues in the direction I think it's going, there will likely be some ozone involved very shortly.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2880662/posts?page=102#102

New home for UT?

1,343 posted on 05/06/2012 9:02:32 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker; Anoreth; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; TheOldLady; ...
"New home for UT?"

Not until it's swept for radiation, and the flames have died down.

1,344 posted on 05/06/2012 9:48:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
"Not until it's swept for radiation, and the flames have died down."

I bribed a couple of guys I know with some of dem cheezboigas from the beginning of this current UT home. They're doing a site survey at the moment.

1,345 posted on 05/07/2012 1:11:55 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth

Anoreth has the adventures, and I miss them!


1,346 posted on 05/07/2012 3:53:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; ...

1,347 posted on 05/07/2012 3:55:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: GeronL
don’t we also share about 96% with dogs and other mammals?

Yes. Although Rahm Emmanuel shares 99.9% with mustela nigripes and I worked briefly with a guy who was perhaps just as closely related to the brassica rapa.

1,348 posted on 05/07/2012 6:09:56 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

I get to go to Ontario and Bonsall today.


1,349 posted on 05/07/2012 7:21:00 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

“Here a list of words I have never used here before....” How can you engage in discourse *without* those words?
P.S. You omitted caddywampus.


1,350 posted on 05/07/2012 7:55:22 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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