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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: ThomasThomas

“Real Wheels” videos are filmed in Ontario.


1,351 posted on 05/07/2012 8:37:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Scoutmaster

You worked w/a cabbage? Fantastic—all future horticultural issues will be directed to you and fanfan.


1,352 posted on 05/07/2012 8:39:34 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning! How many books does Kathleen weigh?
On another plane, have you ever discussed leprechauns w/your hispanic friends? When in Copper Canyon, I asked a tour guide about that, and he said they were aluxis. Apparently, Aluxis is some sort of elf-warrior in one of those warcraft-type games. Other people call them duende.


1,353 posted on 05/07/2012 8:44:54 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

Howdy


1,354 posted on 05/07/2012 8:59:58 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Silentgypsy

I haven’t had Kathleen on the scale recently. Maybe next time she has a bath. She’s very fat!

And no, I’ve never talked about duende with any of the Spanish-speaking people I know. We generally talk about daily-life stuff ;-). At a Spanish church retreat I attended, one of the speakers talked about widely-held superstitions among Latin Americans, and how they were generally contraindicated by the Catholic Faith.


1,355 posted on 05/07/2012 9:34:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: ColdOne

Hello! 80 here, partly cloudy. It might rain tonight or tomorrow.


1,356 posted on 05/07/2012 9:35:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Silentgypsy; afraidfortherepublic; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; All
You sound *so* energetic!

Glad it *sounds* like that, LOL.

How big is your garden plot?

One 10x10 for garlic, one 15x15 for perrenials, annuals, and trees, and four 8x4 raised beds for flowers and veggies.

What have you planted beside 36 tomato seeds?

Broccoli, bachelor blue buttons, oriental poppies, an ornamental grass (purple spikes), purple cone flower, purple nicotiana, latavera, and blue lace. We are expecting a week of showers and mild temps., so I planted a bunch of seeds outside today. Now I'm going out to do more seeding eventho I'm too tired and sore...you don't get a chance at a real nice spring rain with warm temps. at this time of year very often. Brain says blessing; muscles say curse, LOL.

Sorry you asked yet?

Do you amend your soil w/results from an inexpensive soil-testing kit, or do you take it to your county extension office?

The soil testing kits don't work very well for me, I think I do it wrong?
By finding the characteristics of the plants that do well in the soil, I've been able to figure out that certain parts are clay, some parts are mostly previously added sand, and then there are the raised beds. The garlic and the blueberry bush do really well in one area, (acidic), and the lavender does much better in a different spot (neutral).

Must stop talking. Must go seeding.

See Ya'll later.

:-D

1,357 posted on 05/07/2012 12:13:42 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: ThomasThomas

you forgot x-ray


1,358 posted on 05/07/2012 12:14:02 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: Anoreth

Maybe those blue drinks had blue curacao in them. At a street party a long time ago, they served Blue Hawaiians which had blue curacao, pineapple juice, rum and some other stuff in them. Yummy!


1,359 posted on 05/07/2012 2:54:20 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
You worked w/a cabbage?

Technically, he was more green than cabbage-looking.

1,360 posted on 05/07/2012 3:16:33 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy
I have a few pieces of alebrije in my office (along with Millard Fillmore memorabilia, a check for Texas bar dues from 1884, too much Scouting stuff to count, a barber's clock that runs backwards - you know, the usual stuff). One of the pieces is a duende. It looks somewhat like this, but red:

Anyhoo, about ten years ago I notice that my office hadn't been cleaned or vacuumed in a couple of days. After a few more, I commented on it to the floor supervisor.

Turns out there had been a change in the cleaning crew and the lady who was cleaning my side of the floor was Haitian and believed in Santería. She saw the duende in my office and thought I was into some bad juju. She wouldn't enter my office.

They switched her to a different floor and everything was fine.

True story. The end.

1,361 posted on 05/07/2012 3:29:53 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster
"They switched her to a different floor and everything was fine."

Except that you're still into the bad juju.

1,362 posted on 05/07/2012 5:02:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Cool. I had a print of Whistler’s “Girl in White” and Da Vinci’s “Ginevra de Benci” in my office. I would turn Ginevra around sometimes because she looked like she was thinking I was fat.


1,363 posted on 05/07/2012 5:02:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

You guys have me beat. I just have Munch’s “The Scream” I printed out and stuck on the wall one day....


1,364 posted on 05/07/2012 5:20:33 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Except that you're still into the bad juju.

That may explain a lot.

1,365 posted on 05/07/2012 5:21:37 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick
"I would turn Ginevra around sometimes because she looked like she was thinking I was fat."

Seems you'd have wanted to have the complete set. Was Edvard Munch's work too pricey for you?

1,366 posted on 05/07/2012 5:23:55 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick
"You guys have me beat. I just have Munch’s “The Scream” I printed out and stuck on the wall one day.... "

You need to get with the times. Today it's all about Munch's "The Facepalm".

1,367 posted on 05/07/2012 5:26:24 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick
Cool. I had a print of Whistler’s “Girl in White” and Da Vinci’s “Ginevra de Benci” in my office.

Hard to beat Leonardo. I veered away from the classics. I'll look for some office photos tomorrow. On the walls, I have a Jerry Garcia portrait (a giclée by Grace Slick), some Markus Pierson (my favorite is 'Black Tie Blue Coyote'), and three Ron Burns acrylics (one each, some day, for Ichi, Ni, and San).


1,368 posted on 05/07/2012 5:31:11 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

I knew some people who practiced Santeria and tried to extort stuff from me by virtue of the eye-rolling ferocious stares (giggle.) I’m still here. I don’t know where they are now. Now, bad juju is another thing entirely....
P.S. That is a very attractive duende.


1,369 posted on 05/07/2012 5:38:09 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: All

P.P.S. Is anyone experienced re: exploding toilet tanks?


1,370 posted on 05/07/2012 5:46:50 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

If I lack experience, I can always make something up.

What’s your question?


1,371 posted on 05/07/2012 6:03:30 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: LibreOuMort

How did they come up with the name X-ray? This question has been often asked in high school physics classes. Some teacher will tell it is that physicist lack a scene of humor on physicist part. But I say we can’t know, according to Heisenberg we can not know both the name and how we got it at the same time.


1,372 posted on 05/07/2012 6:07:29 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: Silentgypsy
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Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

1,373 posted on 05/07/2012 6:21:18 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: ThomasThomas

It wasn’t Heisenberg, it was Roentgen.

With a name like Roentgen, you’re not going to have anything sexy named after you. And he didn’t.

For the right kind of bribe, I’ll tell you how to get X-rays from Scotch tape.


1,374 posted on 05/07/2012 6:23:55 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy
"Is anyone experienced re: exploding toilet tanks?"

Toilet tanks are not supposed to explode. No doubt you were aware of this already, but what I mean is that nothing in the design or function of a standard toilet would occasion this action.

Under normal circumstances, water is valved into the tank to maintain a certain level there. Flushing the toilet merely allows the water to flow, assisted only by gravity, into and through the bowl of the toilet. At no time is anything other than atmospheric pressure involved.

Only if pranksters or unwary attendants expose chemical adulterants into the otherwise sanitary water could there be the possibility of a chemical reaction -- the aforementioned "exploding toilet tank".

Absent those factors, another possibility enters the mix; it is possible your toilet is not a standard one.

Because of poor flow designs and attempts to reduce water usage, some toilets have been designed to allow water to enter a pressurized tank container, and release the water with a pressure assist, when the toilet is flushed.

These are technically more complicated, but only normal town water pressure should be involved. Even so, at times the results are a bit more enthusiastic than was presumably intended, causing excess splashing, alarm, and noise. A competent plumber with experience should be able to adjust the settings, or find a way to reduce the pressures.

I shall leave speculation about the possible action of poltergeists and such to others.

1,375 posted on 05/07/2012 7:03:06 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy

Yes, all that is possible but how about a kid with a bunch of m-80’s


1,376 posted on 05/07/2012 7:09:54 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: ThomasThomas

That’s covered under the third paragraph category of “pranksters”.


1,377 posted on 05/07/2012 7:14:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
For the right kind of bribe, I’ll tell you how to get X-rays from Scotch tape.

I know how to get them using a taser but your hints intrigue me.

1,378 posted on 05/07/2012 7:22:10 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I shall send you a private message.


1,379 posted on 05/07/2012 7:27:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Harmless Teddy Bear; ...

1,380 posted on 05/08/2012 4:37:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Silentgypsy
That duende isn't my duende. I don't have a close-up, but you can see it on the second shelf from the top, left-hand side, in the middle between two photos. Black head, red body, spikes on head.

Although I don't have "The Scream," I have something close, above Black Tie Blue Coyote. The photos are at least six years old.


1,381 posted on 05/08/2012 5:55:50 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

No kittehs in my sink. More’s the pity.


1,382 posted on 05/08/2012 6:13:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Scoutmaster

What an inviting-looking office!


1,383 posted on 05/08/2012 6:15:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Scoutmaster

PS: A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind!


1,384 posted on 05/08/2012 6:16:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
PS: A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind!

I assumed you knew I was a Class I Twisted Individual before you saw a photo of my desk.

1,385 posted on 05/08/2012 6:24:23 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Fun! Thanks for posting!


1,386 posted on 05/08/2012 6:50:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Clay Moore

It was a series question.


1,387 posted on 05/08/2012 6:55:53 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks! (It’s a friend’s toilet tank. Poltergeists or the cat are both possibilities. She ruled out the dog—he has no sense of humor.) The insurance people have sent a team to repair the damage. I’ll forward your post to her.


1,388 posted on 05/08/2012 7:01:01 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: ThomasThomas

Did I ever tell you the story of the toy submarine with a camera on it deployed into the black tank of the motorhome and an m-80?


1,389 posted on 05/08/2012 7:07:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you for my second LOL of the day!


1,390 posted on 05/08/2012 7:08:39 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Scoutmaster

I admit to having a few hints that were subsequently confirmed by the photos... ;o]


1,391 posted on 05/08/2012 7:28:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick
I hope your brood knows where to shop for Mother's Day, given your Trinity University matriculation. I'm listening to "Love's a Word I Never Throw Around" as I post . . .

Robert Earl Keen in all his glory

1,392 posted on 05/08/2012 8:09:12 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

I don’t expect my family to shop. I do, however, need to remind DP to send cards today to his mother and stepmother. I reminded him last week, but I’m sure he didn’t do it.

Back from Weight Watchers, off to Walmart, with perhaps a stop by the poll. Young Bill already voted, for the first time.


1,393 posted on 05/08/2012 8:27:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

Howdy. 62 the high here yesterday. Already 45. Spring is early this year. My daffodils are sprouting. Grass is starting to show. Have a safe day.


1,394 posted on 05/08/2012 8:33:43 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

Howdy. 62 the high here yesterday. Already 45. Spring is early this year. My daffodils are sprouting. Grass is starting to show. Have a safe day.


1,395 posted on 05/08/2012 8:37:31 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: NicknamedBob

I see you’re up on your “Mythbusters.” Good on ya’.


1,396 posted on 05/08/2012 8:59:22 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Amazon has Markus Pierson ‘Black Tie Blue Coyote’ for $1,300.


1,397 posted on 05/08/2012 9:11:46 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Silentgypsy
Other people call them duende.

And some call them Menehune...

1,398 posted on 05/08/2012 9:15:24 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1205 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Scoutmaster
a check for Texas bar dues from 1884

You're older than we thought...

1,399 posted on 05/08/2012 9:18:55 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1205 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

We all are.


1,400 posted on 05/08/2012 9:50:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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