Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Thanks, Sis. Life is often not fair, but there are many perks from unexpected places!
ILY!
I will keep you posted on “events” as they happen!
Nice. Now put some bullets in it and go have fun! :-)
Well it's got a nice opener post right off the bat at #2:
"Get the hook."
Which leads naturally to the bonus: Zot-flavored coughee.
Good morning! Having trouble getting my engine to turn over today. Please give K a hug for me.
“should have gone out yesterday”
No no no. The longer the celebration, the happier the birthday!
Good afternoon! Anoreth and I got our nails done this morning, while Kathleen took a nap among the nice Vietnamese ladies. After she eats again, I’m going to take Elen and Sally to the used book store, and then go to Penney’s to get a pair of pants. Maybe Tom wants to go to Penney’s; they have a large selection of dumb t-shirts, as well as sensible cotton slacks for the middle-aged.
You missed one:
You know you’re in Arizona when ...
Turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.
“end the sentence w/o the preposition”
Probably a lost art. Got seeds for Diana’s BB Mix yesterday but will plant them separately since I’m a horticultural imbecile and want to know what each plant looks like so I don’t mistake them for weeds. BTW, had to visit two stores to get everything and ultimately couldn’t find borage. Maybe parsley will work?
Most favorite silly T-shirt: “Bad spellers of the world, untie!” Reminiscent of Darks.... Can you let us know which T’s he selects? Also, how about the ones you reject?
My favotire T is a crop-top that says above the boobs: I wish these were brains.
Tom didn’t particularly like any of the t-shirts at Penney’s, and also, they didn’t have any tan cotton slacks. No wonder their stock price is crashing! I found some at Belk, where they cost more than they would have at Penney’s, but one does what one must.
Elen and Sally (and Tom) found some used books they wanted, and the Book Lady’s standard poodle sniffed Kathleen.
81 and looks like we’ll have thunderstorms again. Cub Scouts and Venture meetings tonight. I drop Tom and Elen at the Venture meeting, take Pat, James, Vlad, Kathleen, and usually Sally to the Cub Scouts, and then pick up Tom and Elen on the way home.
Pat claims his knee is broken, and that’s why he can’t leave the “World of Goo” game to walk Ash.
I would love to have a Standard Poodle. Don’t think I can afford one, though! Maybe I should check the local shelters...
Patrick has silly bones...The World of Goo will wait for His Eminence to do the Important Things, like walk Ash!
Hopefully, I will get the Greeky books sent to Pat on payday...they are ready to go. They just await the funds...
Ash didn’t really want to walk, anyway. It might rain. Pat will be happy with Greeky books.
The poodle at the bookstore is nice. It stays near the counter and doesn’t wander around goosing the customers, as Ash would!
I spent the last 20 minutes checking out Standard Poodles...
Dang...I could use a dog like that...and a kitteh...
The books are an excellent read!
There's something to be said for his contention. Have you noticed how loosely attached his patella is?
Be careful examining it. I'm sure it's so painful he won't be able to sit still for it.
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