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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick

Kathleen should always be admired! Especially bt “Old People” with LOTS of money!
Whether it be by old folks, or by us!


1,701 posted on 05/18/2012 3:42:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

“Old” is just a description, of course, not a pejorative. I have hopes of being old myself, eventually, and rich wouldn’t hurt, either.

Anoreth went with us on our guest pass and wandered around the garden. An invite to the luncheon would have required her own contributing membership. DP gave her a Mint Julep he didn’t like, and some ice cream chilled with liquid nitrogen. She said she’d seen ice cream made that way at a sushi restaurant, so I guess restaurant supply houses sell liquid nitrogen.

Tom has gone with the Boy Scouts for his Order of the Arrow “ordeal.” I told the leaders to make sure he suffered! DP has taken Elen, Sally, Pat, and James to camp with the Cub Scouts, and I’ll go over early tomorrow with the smaller children and the food for everyone’s breakfast, which is in our refrigerator overnight.


1,702 posted on 05/18/2012 3:53:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Monkey Face

Using a preposition to end a sentence is something up with which I will not put.


1,703 posted on 05/18/2012 4:02:09 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1214 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

You are *so* my sort of person!


1,704 posted on 05/18/2012 4:03:52 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void

We have a single verb that expresses the concept “put up with” ... more than one, actually, as “tolerate” or “endure” can fit different contexts. One of the strengths of the English languages is its multiplicity of ways to say the same thing.


1,705 posted on 05/18/2012 4:08:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Ah, the turn signal. It is abstruse (is that an actual word?). The concept is nebulous. Don’t worry about it. You probably won’t come across it in any civilized milieu.


1,706 posted on 05/18/2012 4:15:41 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

It’s really tough to walk a dog when you’re having patellar problems. You have to give him credit for creativity.


1,707 posted on 05/18/2012 4:21:27 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Yes, we give Pat lots of credit for creativity, and also for Total Recall. 30 seconds to memorize the 50-flavors-of-jellybeans label!

Anoreth plans to teach him to play blackjack and take him to Vegas when he’s 18. My mom’s friend’s son did that with his autistic-savant son, and made enough money (before they kicked him out of the casino) to take his son on a very nice vacation.


1,708 posted on 05/18/2012 4:25:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: null and void

You are a reliable and constant inspiration to the rest of us xoxo!


1,709 posted on 05/18/2012 4:30:55 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

The beauty of capitalism. I hope Anoreth has a fast car.


1,710 posted on 05/18/2012 4:33:03 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Card-counting is just fine, until they catch you at it and throw you out. As long as you don’t come back, you’ve made it.

Anoreth got her tires rotated and balanced today, while we were at the garden ... dropped it off at the Goodyear on the way and picked it up on the way back.


1,711 posted on 05/18/2012 4:43:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; fanfan; null and void
"We went for a luncheon to announce (we learned) the opening of a fundraising campaign to build a “children’s garden” at the site. A rich, old couple has pledged $2 million, and other donors (including us, in our small way ;-) are expected to match that."

So how many children will you be expected to donate?

1,712 posted on 05/18/2012 5:10:15 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

They could have half, if they put our name in large type on the donor-roll monument!


1,713 posted on 05/18/2012 5:21:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah! Solomonic in its simplicity and wisdom.


1,714 posted on 05/18/2012 5:39:48 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Uh oh. I was pretty careful, so I suppose I can’t donate a heck of lot.


1,715 posted on 05/18/2012 5:50:04 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Snicker.


1,716 posted on 05/18/2012 5:57:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick
"... I suppose I can’t donate a heck of lot."

I can donate a poem to the "children's garden".

Children Are Flowers

Children are flowers.
That you didn’t know?
Why else would the dirt be,
A place that they grow?

They glory in showers,
Of rain that may fall,
And wave in the breezes,
That Spring brings to call.

Their laughter and smiling,
Are perfumes of mind.
Yes, children are flowers,
My favorite kind.

NicknamedBob . . . . . May 4, 2008,/blockquote>

1,717 posted on 05/18/2012 6:17:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

Did you hear the gears grind?

I missed a shift.


1,718 posted on 05/18/2012 6:42:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ThomasThomas; ...

1,719 posted on 05/19/2012 3:24:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Here’s my poetry contribution:

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I’m a dog


1,720 posted on 05/19/2012 9:18:36 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1214 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
That should be spelled grǽy.

At least I þink it should.

1,721 posted on 05/19/2012 10:13:41 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I thought you were grinding hamburger...

;o]


1,722 posted on 05/19/2012 10:23:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Silentgypsy

“You are *so* my sort of person!”

I’m not alone...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2885668/posts?page=5#5


1,723 posted on 05/19/2012 10:27:11 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1215 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; null and void

Good poem, nully! I’ll tell it to the Cub Scouts when I go back to camp later.

I brought Anoreth, Frank, and Kathleen home after lunch, and will leave the first two here when I go back with Kathleen for supper and “graduation” of the various Cub Scouts to their next level. Anoreth taught James to shoot, and he hit the target every time. She said she can teach a rock to shoot, and this is certainly evidence ;-).

Frank had a bath, and now he’s watching a show. I’m thinking of running over to Walmart for more diapers, since Kathleen is asleep.

I’d left Bill with a list of household tasks to complete, while he was here alone with Ash, and the only one done, after six hours, was walking Ash. At least he says he did, and she wasn’t leaping, so it’s probably true. Sigh. Now it’s going to be much harder to get everything done, because several of us are at home.


1,724 posted on 05/19/2012 11:02:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
"I thought you were grinding hamburger..."

No. In post 1717, I missed pushing the shift key, and ended up posting the tag of my html coding.

You blame Darksheare for these lapses, but I blame my finaglers.

1,725 posted on 05/19/2012 11:03:15 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

I so wish I could sleep like that....


1,726 posted on 05/19/2012 11:33:51 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort

Me, too. Kittehs have the perfect life.


1,727 posted on 05/19/2012 12:31:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

God bless Anoreth and God bless you!


1,728 posted on 05/19/2012 6:20:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Thanks! We survived the day out, although Kathleen howled all the way home. Less than half an hour, fortunately. I brought some dirty laundry home, too, in addition to what the people who came back wore all day, so I hope to stay awake long enough to get the next load in the washer.

Someone showed me a picture emailed from the Boy Scouts’ campout. Tom is about 18” taller than the other boys who were there. “What is that? Four Boy Scouts and Sasquatch?”


1,729 posted on 05/19/2012 7:32:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Holycow! When I was a young mom, I read a study that concluded that babies who howl develop many more convolutions in their brains as opposed to those who don’t (i.e., the “good” babies.)
We have another genius tax-chicklette on our hands. Yahoo!
Power to the howlers!


1,730 posted on 05/19/2012 7:41:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Dying here!

1 see you next time aroumd`


1,731 posted on 05/19/2012 10:03:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow! You were up late.


1,732 posted on 05/20/2012 3:07:30 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; ...

1,733 posted on 05/20/2012 4:44:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I spent the afternoon and evening with a neighbor whose mother has Alzheimer’s. We bonded. She even tried to talk to me, which made her son happy. She held my hand and leaned against me for most of the evening.

I was wasted when I got home.

:o])


1,734 posted on 05/20/2012 6:20:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Tax-chick

Awwwww....


1,735 posted on 05/20/2012 6:21:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

It can’t be a prey, so it must be a friend!

How are you today?


1,736 posted on 05/20/2012 6:23:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Exhausted from loving the old woman. She’ll never know, and when her son asks me to visit again, I will.

Otherwise, I’m good.


1,737 posted on 05/20/2012 7:30:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

Yep, just like I said: You’re a gift!


1,738 posted on 05/20/2012 8:36:23 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

My new desktop background—thank you!


1,739 posted on 05/20/2012 8:41:09 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Does the spelling of perspicacity look funny to you or is it just the old brain playing tricks?


1,740 posted on 05/20/2012 8:44:58 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

It’s fine.

The word I have trouble with is “weird”.

No matter how I spell it, it looks weird.


1,741 posted on 05/20/2012 8:53:47 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Silly girl! But thanks!

Did you ever find the slow cooker bags?


1,742 posted on 05/20/2012 9:12:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: NicknamedBob

That IS weird.


1,743 posted on 05/20/2012 9:13:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

No, but that’s OK because we’re doing mostly stir fries now.


1,744 posted on 05/20/2012 9:47:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Perspicacious looks OK to me. So does circumlocutory. But perspicacity—disturbing. Let’s talk about something easy to fix like the economy.


1,745 posted on 05/20/2012 9:50:03 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Perspicacious looks OK to me. So does circumlocutory. But perspicacity—disturbing. Let’s talk about something easy to fix like the economy.


1,746 posted on 05/20/2012 9:50:18 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

She will know, ultimately, and want to meet you again in the resurrection to thank you. All our loving actions will adorn us like the pretty spring dresses of the senior southern belles at the garden party on Friday. (Kathleen smiled at all the colorful patterns ;-).

And “perspicacity” always looks funny, no matter how you spell it. It was the correct answer on the “SAT Question of the Day” Friday.


1,747 posted on 05/20/2012 9:56:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

Hiccups. Please excuse.


1,748 posted on 05/20/2012 9:57:02 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Today’s correct answer is “neither of whom was.” I like computer-assisted learning. Now to figure out what to do with commas.


1,749 posted on 05/20/2012 10:03:10 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

I feel extremely pleased with myself when I’m one of the 37% of 243,289 respondents who got an answer right!

Correct commalizing is counterintuitive: if it’s done right, it appears that you’ve used either too few or too many, while the number that “feels right” usually isn’t.


1,750 posted on 05/20/2012 10:18:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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