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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks! I have a chicken in the crock pot, but it’s been in there two hours now, and is just barely warm. I’ve only had the thing 20 years, so there’s no reason at all why it shouldn’t be working fine....


1,751 posted on 05/20/2012 10:19:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutorry sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"I have a chicken in the crock pot, but it’s been in there two hours now, and is just barely warm."

Maybe next time, take the feathers off, and it will cook faster.

1,752 posted on 05/20/2012 10:48:10 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Monkey Face

Did you turn it on “warm” instead of “low”? Or maybe a byo came by and turned it off while you weren’t looking.


1,753 posted on 05/20/2012 10:51:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

I usually turn it on “hi” to start, then after an hour, I turn it down. It only has two temps.


1,754 posted on 05/20/2012 10:59:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutorry sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick

Then, your best bet is to use too many half the time, too few half the time, and don’t even worry about the other half.


1,755 posted on 05/20/2012 11:02:10 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah. Thanks. I wondered why the lid wouldn’t fit...


1,756 posted on 05/20/2012 11:04:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutorry sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

They really don’t make ‘em the way they used to (chickens, not crockpots. Well, maybe.)
Off to feed the horse watermelon (he likes it) and lettuce (not sure.)
Have a great Sunday!


1,757 posted on 05/20/2012 11:06:12 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

I never thought of checking for a byo.


1,758 posted on 05/20/2012 11:06:28 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Silentgypsy

It’s a science, not an art. Back when I used to edit nuclear weapons safety manuals for the Navy, a misplaced modifier could, in theory, have vaporized the East Coast. (In real life, the sailors weren’t diagramming the sentences, anyway.)


1,759 posted on 05/20/2012 11:08:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Monkey Face

So few people do, and yet, they’re everywhere.


1,760 posted on 05/20/2012 11:09:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

They seem to have found a good place to nest in your house...so many, and in assorted sizes, too! Something for everyone!


1,761 posted on 05/20/2012 11:13:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
"Back when I used to edit nuclear weapons safety manuals for the Navy, a misplaced modifier could, in theory, have vaporized the East Coast."

Just think what you could have accomplished with a placed modifier!

1,762 posted on 05/20/2012 11:43:53 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; All

Well, kiddies, I’m heading for bed. The chicken won’t be done for hours, yet, and I may have to tranfer it to the Dutch oven. Maybe I should plan on making dumplings...tomorrow.


1,763 posted on 05/20/2012 11:55:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face

In retrospect, did you have the crockpot for 20 years or the chicken? That might explain things.


1,764 posted on 05/20/2012 1:32:33 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

So *you’re* the one we have to thank for the East Coast! The beaches are especially nice!


1,765 posted on 05/20/2012 1:34:59 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

Sweet dreams,Face! BTW, the horse liked the lettuce.


1,766 posted on 05/20/2012 1:36:59 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
"... the horse liked the lettuce."

Shhh, keep your voice down.

"The Post Office is not a library."

1,767 posted on 05/20/2012 7:15:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Dragons don’t like plain lettuce, but I have never offered a horse a vegetable he wouldn’t eat. Is it your horse?


1,768 posted on 05/20/2012 7:47:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Dragons don’t like plain lettuce, but I have never offered a horse a vegetable he wouldn’t eat. Is it your horse?


1,769 posted on 05/20/2012 7:48:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

Sheesh.

You were supposed to say, “The man in the gabardine suit is a spy.”


1,770 posted on 05/20/2012 7:52:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy

LoL. The horse is probably in a horse suit. I mean, really, watermelon?


1,771 posted on 05/20/2012 8:02:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

I remember playing horse.


1,772 posted on 05/20/2012 8:08:46 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: Tax-chick

I remember playing horse.


1,773 posted on 05/20/2012 8:09:14 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: ThomasThomas

With a basketball?


1,774 posted on 05/20/2012 8:11:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas

I remember playing Physics with a basketball.

And a tennis ball.

Note: Do not play this game indoors.

It’s very simple. As a Physics demonstration, hold the basketball over and touching the tennis ball, then drop them together. The basketball will kinda squash the tennis ball and both will bounce poorly.

Now reverse the order. Place the tennis ball on top of the basketball, and drop them both together.

The basketball will hit the ground or pavement, and slightly collapse from its momentum. At the same time, the tennis ball will continue falling, and will slightly indent in the basketball.

And then the basketball transfers its compressed energy into the rebound of the tennis ball, and it could end up on the garage roof!

It’s astonishing! It’s also very surprising, if you haven’t seen it done before.

Have fun! And have someone young around to chase the tennis ball! It really goes flying!


1,775 posted on 05/20/2012 8:30:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; ...

1,776 posted on 05/21/2012 5:30:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning!
We had a precious tuxedo cat (succumbed to FLV at age 15 months) and he and his father (desert feral colony kitties) had that “Evil Kitty Take Over the World” look. He was the most remarkable cat we’ve ever had.

Thank you for A.M. kttehs!


1,777 posted on 05/21/2012 5:43:32 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

You’re welcome. We had a Siamese who died of FLV at around 5 years old. (They developed the vaccine soon after that.) He was overbred and had “special needs,” as they say. My mother would drape him around her neck like a stole, and he would just hang there, purring and slobbering.


1,778 posted on 05/21/2012 5:48:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Hey, I got the SAT math question right! We’ve got some test results back on the Offspring: Pat and the girls will be doing remedial math this summer.


1,779 posted on 05/21/2012 5:51:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

My neighbor’s horse. Neighbor is 82yo combat vet and we use feeding the horse as an excuse to visit him. The horse is 22yo and has a delightful personality. When he finishes the treats, he tries to go through my pockets to find more. He verbalizes, comes when called and gives little horsey kisses.


1,780 posted on 05/21/2012 5:54:16 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

The man in the gabardine suit is a spy.

The man in the gabardine suit is a horse.

The man in the gabardine suit is a chicken.

This should cover all bases.


1,781 posted on 05/21/2012 5:56:25 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Wow, congrats! Are you a math natural?


1,782 posted on 05/21/2012 6:00:35 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob

Or, the horse in the gabardine suit is spying on the chicken. His bow tie is really a camera.


1,783 posted on 05/21/2012 6:36:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

It sounds like a terrific horse!

And no, I’m not a natural at math. I had to practice, practice, practice, just as my unfortunate Offspring will.


1,784 posted on 05/21/2012 6:38:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

The fat man sits on the roof.

The pigeon sings by the river.

Code and response for a conversation containing secret info.

It only works with certain people, though. ;o]


1,785 posted on 05/21/2012 6:40:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

Crock pot funeral today at 0900, at the Dumpster east of the ramada by the office.

Eulogy has already been said, turning the air in the kitchen a lovely shade of blue. The tears were thanks to the onion.


1,786 posted on 05/21/2012 6:49:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick

Me, too. However, if you fiddle around w/it long enough, you can find interesting stuff. For instance, I fooled around w/a maximization problem for two or three hours one time trying to figure out how to check my answer (had graphics calculator but we couldn’t use those w/exams). Turns out that if you draw a straight line between the coordinates, you just draw the perpendicular bisector of that line through the point of origin, and you’ll have the coordinates for the maximization. It only works for rectangles, though.


1,787 posted on 05/21/2012 6:51:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

I observed a moment of silence for the crockpot.

I’ve been trying to “check in” for my flight tomorrow, but the site is telling me that 9:20 a.m. tomorrow is more than 24 hours from now. I suspect Pat is involved in calibrating their space-time continuum.


1,788 posted on 05/21/2012 6:55:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Fantastic—now I have three code/responses for secret information. What happens if you can’t keep a secret?


1,789 posted on 05/21/2012 6:56:12 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

Sorry for your loss.


1,790 posted on 05/21/2012 6:57:44 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
What happens if you can’t keep a secret?

You're never heard from again!

1,791 posted on 05/21/2012 7:00:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
The only shopping small in a small town I visit on business just closed it's off-brand bookstore. There is now NO bookstore in a town of over 20,000 people. The library is basically a bookmobile on blocks.

It's the death of civilization as we know it. I'm seeing this more and more often.

If I wanted life without books I could simply move to . . . Tuscaloosa, Alabama (no, that's not the town; and they do print Bear Bryant coloring books and football recruiting guides).

1,792 posted on 05/21/2012 7:48:37 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

I’ve been to Tuscaloosa. I wasn’t bad, around 1984, but iirc they had a big tornado come through in recent years.


1,793 posted on 05/21/2012 8:30:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Monkey Face

I just broke the damm crock for my crockpot. grrrrrrrrrr


1,794 posted on 05/21/2012 8:54:24 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Tax-chick

Push to test, release to detonate.

Ummmm, could I see those directions again?


1,795 posted on 05/21/2012 8:58:26 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: NicknamedBob

Be careful his bow tie is really a camera...


1,796 posted on 05/21/2012 9:02:46 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

The funeral has already been held. Additional comments may be added in Sanskrit.

Sorry for your loss.


1,797 posted on 05/21/2012 10:03:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face
गूद ब्ये फ़ैर् च्रोच्क्पोत वे विल्ल अल्वय्स मिस्स यौ, एस्पेचिअल्ल्य अत दिन्नेर...
1,798 posted on 05/21/2012 10:11:03 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void; Monkey Face

I can buy you both new crockpots after my trip to Florida, if you’d like.


1,799 posted on 05/21/2012 11:15:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

It was the Sanskrit that pushed you over the edge, wasn’t it?


1,800 posted on 05/21/2012 11:20:38 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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