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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob

The man in the gabardine suit is a spy.

The man in the gabardine suit is a horse.

The man in the gabardine suit is a chicken.

This should cover all bases.


1,781 posted on 05/21/2012 5:56:25 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Wow, congrats! Are you a math natural?


1,782 posted on 05/21/2012 6:00:35 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob

Or, the horse in the gabardine suit is spying on the chicken. His bow tie is really a camera.


1,783 posted on 05/21/2012 6:36:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

It sounds like a terrific horse!

And no, I’m not a natural at math. I had to practice, practice, practice, just as my unfortunate Offspring will.


1,784 posted on 05/21/2012 6:38:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

The fat man sits on the roof.

The pigeon sings by the river.

Code and response for a conversation containing secret info.

It only works with certain people, though. ;o]


1,785 posted on 05/21/2012 6:40:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

Crock pot funeral today at 0900, at the Dumpster east of the ramada by the office.

Eulogy has already been said, turning the air in the kitchen a lovely shade of blue. The tears were thanks to the onion.


1,786 posted on 05/21/2012 6:49:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick

Me, too. However, if you fiddle around w/it long enough, you can find interesting stuff. For instance, I fooled around w/a maximization problem for two or three hours one time trying to figure out how to check my answer (had graphics calculator but we couldn’t use those w/exams). Turns out that if you draw a straight line between the coordinates, you just draw the perpendicular bisector of that line through the point of origin, and you’ll have the coordinates for the maximization. It only works for rectangles, though.


1,787 posted on 05/21/2012 6:51:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

I observed a moment of silence for the crockpot.

I’ve been trying to “check in” for my flight tomorrow, but the site is telling me that 9:20 a.m. tomorrow is more than 24 hours from now. I suspect Pat is involved in calibrating their space-time continuum.


1,788 posted on 05/21/2012 6:55:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Fantastic—now I have three code/responses for secret information. What happens if you can’t keep a secret?


1,789 posted on 05/21/2012 6:56:12 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

Sorry for your loss.


1,790 posted on 05/21/2012 6:57:44 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
What happens if you can’t keep a secret?

You're never heard from again!

1,791 posted on 05/21/2012 7:00:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
The only shopping small in a small town I visit on business just closed it's off-brand bookstore. There is now NO bookstore in a town of over 20,000 people. The library is basically a bookmobile on blocks.

It's the death of civilization as we know it. I'm seeing this more and more often.

If I wanted life without books I could simply move to . . . Tuscaloosa, Alabama (no, that's not the town; and they do print Bear Bryant coloring books and football recruiting guides).

1,792 posted on 05/21/2012 7:48:37 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

I’ve been to Tuscaloosa. I wasn’t bad, around 1984, but iirc they had a big tornado come through in recent years.


1,793 posted on 05/21/2012 8:30:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Monkey Face

I just broke the damm crock for my crockpot. grrrrrrrrrr


1,794 posted on 05/21/2012 8:54:24 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Tax-chick

Push to test, release to detonate.

Ummmm, could I see those directions again?


1,795 posted on 05/21/2012 8:58:26 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: NicknamedBob

Be careful his bow tie is really a camera...


1,796 posted on 05/21/2012 9:02:46 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

The funeral has already been held. Additional comments may be added in Sanskrit.

Sorry for your loss.


1,797 posted on 05/21/2012 10:03:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face
गूद ब्ये फ़ैर् च्रोच्क्पोत वे विल्ल अल्वय्स मिस्स यौ, एस्पेचिअल्ल्य अत दिन्नेर...
1,798 posted on 05/21/2012 10:11:03 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void; Monkey Face

I can buy you both new crockpots after my trip to Florida, if you’d like.


1,799 posted on 05/21/2012 11:15:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

It was the Sanskrit that pushed you over the edge, wasn’t it?


1,800 posted on 05/21/2012 11:20:38 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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