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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Scoutmaster

Does your state or county have a digital library? TN, AZ and GA do. They aren’t exhaustive, but you can get a lot of interesting publications. Every once in a while, I get hard copy when the digitals aren’t available, but I don’t borrow hard copy any more.


1,801 posted on 05/21/2012 12:32:04 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void

Looks like a bad era for crockpots.


1,802 posted on 05/21/2012 12:34:10 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

My Sanskrit is rusty. How about ancient Chaldean?


1,803 posted on 05/21/2012 12:36:00 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

I’m missing something here. What’s the connection between your trip to FL and crockpots? Did you mean crocpots? More accurately, gatorpots or pythonpots?


1,804 posted on 05/21/2012 12:39:25 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

“Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.”

Sounds good to me!

How’s your Mom, SG?


1,805 posted on 05/21/2012 12:43:02 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Tax-chick; null and void

Heh! That would be very nice!
ive spent the morning reformatting the computer. Ay-yi-yi!


1,806 posted on 05/21/2012 12:55:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: null and void

Clever!


1,807 posted on 05/21/2012 12:56:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: null and void

Clever!


1,808 posted on 05/21/2012 12:56:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick
I’ve been to Tuscaloosa. I wasn’t bad, around 1984

I wasn't going to dig into your personal behavior. Don't tell me you're among the unwashed hordes who believe you are a better person in the Eyes of God if you drool and wear houndstooth . . .

And those ribs came from Jerusalem Heights, Alabama. The home of the Third Matching Institution between Alabama Insane Hospital (Bryce) and W.D. Partlow Developmental Center claimed them once they became famous.

1,809 posted on 05/21/2012 1:34:39 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Silentgypsy

It’s hard for me to stay in between the lines when I color in a digital library book.


1,810 posted on 05/21/2012 1:36:15 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; null and void
What’s the connection between your trip to FL and crockpots?

Yes, we must be accurate about our reptiles!

The connection is chronological: I'm leaving early tomorrow morning, and by the time I get back, we'll be moving right along toward payday, and I'll know whether I can afford new gatorpots for my perspicacious FRiends this month.

I had a visit from the AC repairman today, and the stove-repair person will be along on Thursday to price replacing the stove's electronic control unit. Le sigh.

1,811 posted on 05/21/2012 1:38:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: fanfan; null and void; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
May I end with a proposition? Not of you, of course.

Ending sentences with prepositions is a barbarism up with which I shall not put.

1,812 posted on 05/21/2012 1:40:30 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

*You* could do it! We have tremendous belief in your many competencies and support you >100%.


1,813 posted on 05/21/2012 1:40:39 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Scoutmaster

I’ve never really approved of houndstooth, and I didn’t drool much in the 80s; however, my teeth have moved around since then.


1,814 posted on 05/21/2012 1:42:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Thank you for your support. My mother used to do that. So did P.D. Eastman, although I can never forgive Go Dog! Go!


1,815 posted on 05/21/2012 1:50:03 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

I wonder what Alison drew?

1,816 posted on 05/21/2012 1:55:06 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

Don’t tell me you have a Masters in Taxation is from (gasp) Dante’s Inferno in Crimson and Tapioca.


1,817 posted on 05/21/2012 1:59:57 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick
I had a visit from the AC repairman today, and the stove-repair person will be along on Thursday to price replacing the stove's electronic control unit.

I won't jinx you by mentioning the . . .

1,818 posted on 05/21/2012 2:02:40 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster
I wonder what Alison drew?

When you knit a sweater dress, I can understand losing count and making the left arm too short or the skirt too short, but when you draw your own sweater dress . . .

1,819 posted on 05/21/2012 2:13:35 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Monkey Face

San Antonio, Texas, has a climate similar to the Inferno. Tapioca is not a popular food there, however.

I just got out my “front-back” baby carrier, figuring it will help me get Kathleen through the airport, and it turns out she really likes it. She’s just hanging here, slobbering on one of the fasteners. I’ll need an extra towel or two in my one little carry-on bag.


1,820 posted on 05/21/2012 2:44:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Monkey Face

1,821 posted on 05/21/2012 2:45:46 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: Scoutmaster

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
Its sooty foot he put.


1,822 posted on 05/21/2012 3:02:40 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: ThomasThomas

Good rhyme!

Kathleen and I are packed for our trip: everything we need in one gym bag.


1,823 posted on 05/21/2012 4:44:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’

He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money at all!’

Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry - just follow me.’

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’

Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ‘

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy - I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killing me!’

Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.’


1,824 posted on 05/21/2012 10:46:58 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1217 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; ...

1,825 posted on 05/22/2012 3:01:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Took me a second to realize that was a real cat...


1,826 posted on 05/22/2012 6:05:07 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Scoutmaster

This is a test post to find the wittiest response.


1,827 posted on 05/22/2012 7:16:22 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: null and void

*groan*


1,828 posted on 05/22/2012 7:22:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Scoutmaster

To what? She asks, coyly.


1,829 posted on 05/22/2012 7:23:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face

I know, I know *hangs head* never use a preposition to end a story with...


1,830 posted on 05/22/2012 8:03:16 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1218 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Monkey Face

Is coyly still around? I haven’t seen her post in a long time.


1,831 posted on 05/22/2012 8:08:06 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

Vaya con Dios!


1,832 posted on 05/22/2012 8:08:19 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void

You are something else, nully!
Whataguy!


1,833 posted on 05/22/2012 8:28:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face
Ma'am...


1,834 posted on 05/22/2012 8:51:13 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1218 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Scoutmaster

The comma denotes a phrase with a modifier. I think. Coyly in that sense was not capitalized, and not a noun.

(And I have forgotten 90% of what I learned in English classes! LOL!)


1,835 posted on 05/22/2012 9:19:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: null and void

Awwww....hug


1,836 posted on 05/22/2012 9:20:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick

How did Kathleen like her first adventure?

We miss you! LOL!


1,837 posted on 05/22/2012 9:21:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster

Howdy! Deer all over the place around here. Last years fawns. You can tell they are young they almost come right up to to while eating the fresh grass. Rain today.


1,838 posted on 05/22/2012 9:42:16 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

Hey, you! How are you feeling? Spring really is trying to get to you!

*hug*


1,839 posted on 05/22/2012 9:50:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face

Hiya! Yes Spring is in full on mode! For some reason my bones ache more during this time of year. I am walking with Fred now a short bit.

Plan on walking the “loop” as well call it up here during sunny days.

How’s stig?


1,840 posted on 05/22/2012 10:01:00 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

I can give you some places to get herbal meds to help your joints, if you wish. I know what different seasons do to joints.

It’s good you have Fred to help you! I know he is aware of what you are enduring.

*hugs*


1,841 posted on 05/22/2012 12:46:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: ColdOne

PS: The Stig is a singing fool! LOL!

When he molts, I miss him, even though he is 6” from me. Birds become almost ill when they molt; it takes so much out of them. I make sure he gets extra nutrition.
He is SUCH a companion!

When I can, I will get a harness and leash for him so I can take him outside.


1,842 posted on 05/22/2012 12:51:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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To: Monkey Face

Sure pm me the herbal meds info please!


1,843 posted on 05/22/2012 2:54:25 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Scoutmaster
How will future generations decipher this without, um, I dunno, electricity?


1,844 posted on 05/22/2012 4:53:24 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Monkey Face


1,845 posted on 05/22/2012 6:32:55 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1218 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void
Why is there suffering?

Simple answer, we're hard to teach.

Let me put it this way;

Oops!

By accident we learn things,
Intentions hardly count.
All the stuff you know you’ll need,
Isn’t a large amount.

Pain we have still with us,
Our teacher from the start,
We might prefer such guidance had,
Not so perfected the art.

But what we learn by accident,
Is often worth much more,
The mysteries you bump into,
You won’t find in an open door.

NicknamedBob . . . . April 19, 2008

1,846 posted on 05/22/2012 7:31:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: null and void

Forgot to credit the site...

http://www.smbc-comics.com


1,847 posted on 05/22/2012 7:39:05 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1218 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

I always credit the guy who writes my poetry for me.


1,848 posted on 05/22/2012 8:34:13 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: everyone

1,849 posted on 05/23/2012 7:01:08 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

Hahahahaha! I have a brother who is like that! LOL!


1,850 posted on 05/23/2012 7:12:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Stamp out circumlocutory sesquepedalianisms!)
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