Skip to comments.Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
Its sooty foot he put.
Kathleen and I are packed for our trip: everything we need in one gym bag.
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry - just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ‘
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy - I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killing me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.’
Took me a second to realize that was a real cat...
This is a test post to find the wittiest response.
To what? She asks, coyly.
I know, I know *hangs head* never use a preposition to end a story with...
Is coyly still around? I haven’t seen her post in a long time.
Vaya con Dios!
You are something else, nully!
The comma denotes a phrase with a modifier. I think. Coyly in that sense was not capitalized, and not a noun.
(And I have forgotten 90% of what I learned in English classes! LOL!)
How did Kathleen like her first adventure?
We miss you! LOL!
Howdy! Deer all over the place around here. Last years fawns. You can tell they are young they almost come right up to to while eating the fresh grass. Rain today.
Hey, you! How are you feeling? Spring really is trying to get to you!
Hiya! Yes Spring is in full on mode! For some reason my bones ache more during this time of year. I am walking with Fred now a short bit.
Plan on walking the “loop” as well call it up here during sunny days.
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