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Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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Loreen has a heck of a schnozz. Without other information, I would have guessed she’s of Lebanase-Arab descent!
If I had another son, I could name him “Abscond.” It sounds distinguished, as if it might be the name of an important government agency ...
I need to get Pink Baby and myself into some churchy clothes: we’re planning an afternoon of Spanish Pentecostal enthusiasm.
No doubt you're thinking of the IRS.
That’s shoe leather!
Rotisserie chicken skin.
Melted butter as a sunbathing solution.
If I had a son, he’d look like abscond.
It is obvious that I can no longer follow directions. I wonder when that started....
Why, thank you!
New home for UT?
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Once you've given an html tag, you have to structure the whole post.
Back in the bad old days, unclosed formatting would carry over into next post and every following post until someone closed whatever command was left open.
I’m so glad I had DOS classes! Although I’ve forgotten a lot, I still have my hot key notes and “shorthand” if I’m in a pinch.
If my comprehension and cognition are compromised, I ask for help, IF I realize what’s going on. Some days, I don’t. Those are the days I close the computer, turn my electric mattress pad up to high, assume the fetal position and suck my thumb in the dark, while playing with a “softie” — silky piece of lingerie.
Hmmm. The same thing I do...
Twins, we are...
Mine would look like Bill, Tom, Pat, James, Vlad, and Frank! And like Kathleen, since only the pink clothes provide a clue to the sex of the bald baby.
Poor Bill is off to an afternoon of lifeguarding with his massive sunburn. Kathleen and I had a fine time at the Spanish Mass. There were two baptisms and four first communions, and cake afterward. I need to find out who made the cake, because I want one just like it for Bill's Eagle Scout celebration. DP and Tom have gone to get the van's oil changed and put air in the tires.
Welcome home TC.
I have been trying ~not~ to get poison ivy today.
Re the link, I’ll be happy no matter where we move in June.
“And of course theyll find Sharky with a sign saying It was Darksheares fault/his coffee to pin the blame on me.”
At least they might be able to read the sign.
That thread certainly is thematic! It lacks the nudity and musical extravaganza of the Miami “urban weekend” thread, though.
Maybe we can take a vote next Thursday, unless an obvious consensus favorite has emerged.
Bill will survive! He just needs to learn “moderation in all things!”
Some cakes have really cool names and spread through the ‘Net like wildfire! Let me know if you get the recipe!
He said he wore sunscreen yesterday, but they were on the beach all the daylight hours. I saw his back, but didn’t know his legs were also burned until he told me he couldn’t wear long pants to church.
I plan to order a cake “just like that one” from the person who made it, rather than attempting to make such a thing myself. One of the ladies in our congregation is a caterer, and another family has a Central American bakery business. I heard Rosa, the caterer, telling Father Gary where the cake came from, but I didn’t catch the details. I’ll ask her next week.
We Be Cakes..
I empathize with Bill. The last day of my sophomore year in High school, we went to a local amusement park called “Lagoon.” The entire day, I had no sun screen (who thought of that “back then?”) but I enjoyed myself immensely.
Until I got home. I had to take a cool soda bath to ease the burn, and slept naked for the first time in my life! Doggies! Was it worth it, almost 60 years later? NO! I still recall the pain!
Latino pastry items are really quite awesome!!
We be FUN!
It’s been so cold here the last few days...I had to dig out my Long Johns!!!
That IS cold!
I didn’t know you had poison ivy in Canada. None of us has it right now, but I’m sure there will be multiple incidents through the summer. Warm winter, wet spring ... it’s flourishing!
I once got burned on my scalp where my hair was parted. It flaked like a lizard shedding!
Don't you know you're supposed to keep your parts covered when you're out in public?
“Don’t you know you’re supposed to keep your parts covered when you’re out in public? “
But what if you are selling auto parts ?
Nobody could see em!
In retrospect, I should have worn a hat.
These days, I can always be spotted at a distance because I’m wearing a big straw sun hat. And speaking of hats, a lady ahead of me in the Walmart line yesterday had frogs embroidered around the brim of a nice straw hat. If I find the really cheap hats again this summer, I may try some embellishment!
What kind of cake was it?
If I wore a big straw sun hat, I’d look like an abalone. Short people can’t wear those gracefully.
I thought I did that. I need a tutorial. Some of us don’t function well without CAI.
Thank heaven this is the good new days.
You’re my idol!
I once took a course that allowed me to eat my way through every bakery in the barrio. Yum....
“At least they might be able to read the sign.”
If Sharks made the sign, yes.
Unless he had the coffee first.
Part was chocolate, and part was some other flavor, and there was a cookie layer, and a cream layer. It had white icing decorated with flowers and crosses and the names of the four children, who all belonged to a “Vergara” family which filled four rows of chairs.
I bow to the collective wisdom of the UT!
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