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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort
"Wish I had the chance to meet him."

I'm glad I did.

But I'm also glad I didn't have to wade through bagpipes to do it.

2,351 posted on 06/04/2012 5:22:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

“A tower without a piper is like a moat without water or a high performance car without a road loop to open it up on.”


2,352 posted on 06/04/2012 5:46:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

It’s possible that I could have written the first part of that, but not the second.

I don’t think cars.


2,353 posted on 06/04/2012 6:52:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Darksheare

Thank you Darks, and everyone who has posted and FReepmailed me about Sionnsar. He was my heart and my life. Your love and kindness expressed in so many ways are a life preserver when I feel like I am drowning in tears. God bless each and every one of you brave hearts who hold the line against the tyrants who would silence us.


2,354 posted on 06/04/2012 9:50:01 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God. Sionnsar, mo chridh, tha mi fo bhronach nach bith thu an seo.)
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To: LibreOuMort

Watch your US Mail for a fruit basket next week.


2,355 posted on 06/05/2012 4:24:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: LibreOuMort; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Scoutmaster; ...

2,356 posted on 06/05/2012 4:28:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you. You are so thoughtful :-)


2,357 posted on 06/05/2012 9:13:11 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God. Sionnsar, mo chridh, tha mi fo bhronach nach bith thu an seo.)
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To: All

2,358 posted on 06/05/2012 10:47:54 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1232 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: LibreOuMort; Tax-chick

While sorting though mounds of papers, I ran across the itinerary from McCarran to Charlotte...and just a few piles of paper later, I found a photo that Sionnsar had sent just before his first trip here.

Sensory overload. For a minute, it was difficult to see what I was doing.

*HUGS*


2,359 posted on 06/05/2012 11:00:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: null and void

What? I don’t get it.


2,360 posted on 06/05/2012 11:01:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face
He killed Hitler at the end of WWII. Unclear on the concept...
2,361 posted on 06/05/2012 11:09:49 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1232 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

Forgot to give credit:

Cartoon courtesy XKCD.com


2,362 posted on 06/05/2012 11:30:45 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1232 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

Wasted a trip through time, he did...maybe that’s why it made no sense to me...;o]


2,363 posted on 06/05/2012 11:33:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: null and void

LOL! Time travel scenarios always turn out wrong!


2,364 posted on 06/05/2012 12:54:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Monkey Face

Afternoon. It seems it might rain here. Or maybe it’s Tom blocking the sun as he nags to get on the computer ...


2,365 posted on 06/05/2012 12:55:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

WIndy and cool here. It’s only supposed to be in the 70’s for a high, then a low in the 60’s tonight.

The Stig is always hovering over my left shoulder, but he doesn’t nag. He reminds me of the joke about the foul-mouthed parrot, whose owner, in desperation, tossed him into the freezer for 15 minutes.

On being released, he assumed a decidedly inferior stance, and asked politely, “May I inquire what the turkey said to get such a harsh punishment?” Yah.

The Stig reminds me of that...he takes the stance of a critter knowing who the Alpha Critter is.

I’ll try to remember to take a photo of him when he does it, so you can see what I deal with! Good thing I have no conscience, or I would have set him free LONG ago! LOL!


2,366 posted on 06/05/2012 1:26:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

I have choir practice this evening, and the kids have swimming, if there are no thunderstorms. Departure for the pool with Pat and James in about 15 minutes. The weather-beeber says it’s 86, and there are clouds coming up in the north, but maybe nothing will happen.


2,367 posted on 06/05/2012 2:32:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: NicknamedBob

I added that part about cars.


2,368 posted on 06/05/2012 3:14:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: LibreOuMort

You are very welcome, most dear one.


2,369 posted on 06/05/2012 3:15:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

As for me...I will soon find my way to the Blanket Show! And from there, I will see you tomorrow!!!

My little feeties hurt...right big toe has big toe blster, left big toe has a blister on the tip, which was my favorite place to stub when I was a short person!

Last night, I watched the last DVD of LOTR, and oddly enough, the last three DVDs were strangely unfamiliar. Still, no reading got done, but the movies were still as excellent as they were when first I saw them.

Since I had been to the original motion picture of LOTR, and was SOOOO disappointed, I wasn’t sure that THIS production was going to be different.

However, tonight, I am going to read some BOOKS again! YAY!


2,370 posted on 06/05/2012 3:22:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: null and void; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare
"He killed Hitler at the end of WWII. Unclear on the concept..."

An alternative punchline could be:

"All right, it's done. I've killed Hitler."

"What? Who? Why would you use a time machine to kill some unknown minor figure in history when you could have eliminated ______________ ?"

2,371 posted on 06/05/2012 3:44:26 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Silentgypsy; ...

In the spirit of Hobbit (and feline) dining practices ...

2,372 posted on 06/06/2012 4:32:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Celebrated here upon occasion, infrequently enough to keep it special.


2,373 posted on 06/06/2012 5:31:18 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; SandyInSeattle; Anoreth

Sounds about right.

We have Seattle-y weather ... 58 and cold rain. The pets are deeply offended, and the Offspring are glad they didn’t have an 8:00 a.m. swim practice. Frank says it’s snowing.


2,374 posted on 06/06/2012 5:42:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Anoreth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYe5f9pYDoI

Music for the day. Remember our veterans and those who didn’t last that long.


2,375 posted on 06/06/2012 5:45:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5T0fBcDu5U&feature=related


2,376 posted on 06/06/2012 6:01:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPiqWzHiPmQ
One I found that didn’t glich up on me.


2,377 posted on 06/06/2012 6:10:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR87LsmXzBs&feature=related

Same tune. Kathleen doesn’t seem to mind bagpipes, but Shannon smacked my knee, put on her annoyed ears, and left the room.


2,378 posted on 06/06/2012 6:15:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

So Shannon only likes the stuff like the band Janus, eh?
Weird kitty.


2,379 posted on 06/06/2012 6:24:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

She might just be in a bad mood because it’s cold and rainy, and also she ate some of Ash’s food and then threw up.

I need to take Sally and Kathleen to the doctor for shots. That will make Shannon happy, because she can sit in this chair feeling pride of ownership. Right now she’s having a Smug on some papers I might care about, but the chair is the real goal.


2,380 posted on 06/06/2012 6:41:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITx6DZX81fE

Play that for her, might reinforce her smug.


2,381 posted on 06/06/2012 6:44:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Tom, Sally, and Kathleen liked it. Shannon has gone to scowl out the window at the rain.

I think Jake gave up and sought the largest pile of blankets - probably Elen’s bed.


2,382 posted on 06/06/2012 6:53:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh dear, I’m a fail for Der Kitteh Massterss.


2,383 posted on 06/06/2012 6:54:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvdBPtObok&feature=related

“I can take your breath away”
Great, taken literally by my imagination I see someone gasping on the floor...
Nanite infection, a terrible thing.


2,384 posted on 06/06/2012 7:12:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

Blurry screen. Thank you


2,385 posted on 06/06/2012 7:24:12 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

At our house, they lie and say I never gave them the first one.


2,386 posted on 06/06/2012 7:29:24 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

That could be my cat. An hour after I fed her last night, she appeared in the doorway of my bedroom, just sitting there and staring at me with laser eyes.

Apparently she could see the bottom of her dish and was displeased.


2,387 posted on 06/06/2012 7:44:56 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Running in circles and screaming is not a strategy.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I learn *so much* from you!


2,388 posted on 06/06/2012 8:24:00 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: SandyInSeattle

Ours hate seeing the bottom of the bowl, too, but if you give it a shake so the level is even, then it’s fine for a while.


2,389 posted on 06/06/2012 10:15:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick; SandyInSeattle

I like how they look into the bowl and then look back at you repeatedly as if you’re supposed to notice something horribly wrong with the bowl.


2,390 posted on 06/06/2012 10:21:26 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Shannon pats me on the shoulder, with a little claw, and emphatically says, “Nik nyark!”


2,391 posted on 06/06/2012 10:44:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: LibreOuMort

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_2JpQNpSUA&feature=related

I heard this on the radio this morning and thought of you!


2,392 posted on 06/06/2012 10:45:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for posting that! Years ago I used to listen to Dallas Holmes and Praise. Similar techniques. Glorious version of The Gospel.


2,393 posted on 06/06/2012 10:51:34 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Tax-chick

Tristan angles his whiskers downward and tries to look as pathetic as he can.


2,394 posted on 06/06/2012 10:52:20 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

I have one of those clocks that make bird noises. My mother gave it to me years ago when her cats were going crazy trying to find the birds. I don’t have batteries in it because my Crookedtail cat zeroed in on it as the source of the sounds and knocked it off the wall looking for the bird. ... I sure do miss that old cat friend.


2,395 posted on 06/06/2012 10:55:59 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN

You’re welcome! I thought it was a beautiful song, and appropriate as LibreOuMort faces the anniversary of her husband’s death. Simply as a musical taste, I prefer a more forceful singing style, like Michael W. Smith’s or Martin Valverde’s.


2,396 posted on 06/06/2012 11:20:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: MHGinTN

I know the kind of clock you mean. I hadn’t thought about catz attacking!

We put up with so much from our feline overlords. I just took the baby upstairs for a diaper change and found a cat in the baby’s bed. “Don’t bother me,” she said - that is, “Nyerrrr” - while ostentatiously washing.


2,397 posted on 06/06/2012 11:23:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Day Three of the Great Paper Purge:

Having spent the last three hours with my fanny on the floor, and various piles marked (mentally) for Toss, Keep, Future Reference, and Personal, I am at last down to those piles that I forgot what the mark was.

However, the deed is nearly done. Except for the inevitable clean-up...toss out the bags, vacuum up the debris, and try to make things fit in the space allowed.

*sigh*

(I’m getting too old for this stuff!)


2,398 posted on 06/06/2012 12:05:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

Congratulations on your efforts! Kathleen weighed 17 lbs. 1 oz. and is 26” in extent. Sally got a DPT booster and is in good health.

Pat has been playing ukulele for some of the Spanish church music this afternoon. Many of the songs have only 3 or 4 chords. Now he’s gone upstairs to listen to his Jake Shimabukuru CD and dream of his brilliant future.


2,399 posted on 06/06/2012 12:59:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Make sure you notice when I'm being subtly ironic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Somewhere, a long time ago, I had a formula for figuring out how tall a person would be as an adult, if he were measured at two years of age. I did it for Hockeybug, and it was spot on! Shocking! How dare my son grow up to be taller than I? LOL!


2,400 posted on 06/06/2012 1:03:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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