In the spirit of Hobbit (and feline) dining practices ...
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
Forgot to give credit:
Cartoon courtesy XKCD.com
Wasted a trip through time, he did...maybe that’s why it made no sense to me...;o]
LOL! Time travel scenarios always turn out wrong!
Afternoon. It seems it might rain here. Or maybe it’s Tom blocking the sun as he nags to get on the computer ...
WIndy and cool here. It’s only supposed to be in the 70’s for a high, then a low in the 60’s tonight.
The Stig is always hovering over my left shoulder, but he doesn’t nag. He reminds me of the joke about the foul-mouthed parrot, whose owner, in desperation, tossed him into the freezer for 15 minutes.
On being released, he assumed a decidedly inferior stance, and asked politely, “May I inquire what the turkey said to get such a harsh punishment?” Yah.
The Stig reminds me of that...he takes the stance of a critter knowing who the Alpha Critter is.
I’ll try to remember to take a photo of him when he does it, so you can see what I deal with! Good thing I have no conscience, or I would have set him free LONG ago! LOL!
I have choir practice this evening, and the kids have swimming, if there are no thunderstorms. Departure for the pool with Pat and James in about 15 minutes. The weather-beeber says it’s 86, and there are clouds coming up in the north, but maybe nothing will happen.
I added that part about cars.
You are very welcome, most dear one.
As for me...I will soon find my way to the Blanket Show! And from there, I will see you tomorrow!!!
My little feeties hurt...right big toe has big toe blster, left big toe has a blister on the tip, which was my favorite place to stub when I was a short person!
Last night, I watched the last DVD of LOTR, and oddly enough, the last three DVDs were strangely unfamiliar. Still, no reading got done, but the movies were still as excellent as they were when first I saw them.
Since I had been to the original motion picture of LOTR, and was SOOOO disappointed, I wasn’t sure that THIS production was going to be different.
However, tonight, I am going to read some BOOKS again! YAY!
An alternative punchline could be:
"All right, it's done. I've killed Hitler."
"What? Who? Why would you use a time machine to kill some unknown minor figure in history when you could have eliminated ______________ ?"
In the spirit of Hobbit (and feline) dining practices ...
Celebrated here upon occasion, infrequently enough to keep it special.
Sounds about right.
We have Seattle-y weather ... 58 and cold rain. The pets are deeply offended, and the Offspring are glad they didn’t have an 8:00 a.m. swim practice. Frank says it’s snowing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYe5f9pYDoI
Music for the day. Remember our veterans and those who didn’t last that long.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPiqWzHiPmQ
One I found that didn’t glich up on me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR87LsmXzBs&feature=related
Same tune. Kathleen doesn’t seem to mind bagpipes, but Shannon smacked my knee, put on her annoyed ears, and left the room.
So Shannon only likes the stuff like the band Janus, eh?
Weird kitty.
She might just be in a bad mood because it’s cold and rainy, and also she ate some of Ash’s food and then threw up.
I need to take Sally and Kathleen to the doctor for shots. That will make Shannon happy, because she can sit in this chair feeling pride of ownership. Right now she’s having a Smug on some papers I might care about, but the chair is the real goal.
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