Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Silentgypsy]

What’s “swich licour”?

(No wonder Chaucer’s obsolete. Who can figure out what he’s talking about?)

[Silentgypsy]

Prayers continuing for your rapid mendification.

[NicknamedBob]

What’s “swich licour”?

And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;

And bathed every vein in such liquor,
Of which virtue engendered is the flower;

The words mean the same thing. They are only spelled differently.

[ThomasThomas]

síþ

[NicknamedBob]

I like it!

[LibreOuMort]

switch licour is sap.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"And bathed every vein in such liquor, Of which virtue engendered is the flower;"

How about "You don't buy beer, only rent it" ? Would that be rendered "Yo, don' Bieber, only rant at"?

[NicknamedBob]

Check with Geoffrey. He’s only six hundred and seventy-two.

He was always a great communicator. Terrible speller, though.

[NicknamedBob]

"switch licour is sap."

I dearly enjoy the smell of Sassafras, which grows wild around here.

I can understand why folks make tea out of it.

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

Tom’s going to plant catnip in the patch where I had green beans last year.

[Silentgypsy]

Good morning, y’all!

[NicknamedBob]

The neighborhood yowlies will appreciate his provenance.

[NicknamedBob]

Morning, S-g.

That’s a greeting, not an observation.

[Silentgypsy]

That’s sobering. Fortunate, since I’ll be driving in a few.

[Silentgypsy]

Thanks for broadening my horizons (the only things that need broadening.)

[Tax-chick]

Good morning and good luck! If you pass a purple car, think of Bill, at his lifeguard interview.

[ThomasThomas]

I saw a purple car yesterday.
In yesteryears I saw a purple Thing down at the beach.
It had a rack for surf boards.

In the morrows yesteryears what words will look back on and think. That sure sounds funny when you say it.

[Tax-chick]

It doesn’t rhyme, either.

Bill has been hired for Lifeguarding! Yippee, yeehaw!

[Tax-chick]

400.

I win!