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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob

Not yet : )

NMB Lucky 700!


701 posted on 04/18/2012 7:51:28 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
The dogs got here first today.


702 posted on 04/19/2012 12:54:59 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

LOL!


703 posted on 04/19/2012 12:56:04 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Silentgypsy

We aim to please, Ma’am!

Always expect the unexpected! LOL!


704 posted on 04/19/2012 11:56:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Scoutmaster

LOL!

I LOVE that stuff! Thanks!


705 posted on 04/19/2012 11:59:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; fanfan; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy; ...

Hiya, Hottie! Wassup in the Valley of the Sun?

I’ve been doing some computer maintenance for a friend, so I’ve been gone for almosr 24 hours. However, now that I’m back, I’m having too much fun!

It’s 84 degrees right now, and though I haven’t turned on the A/C, I do have some fans going. The Stig and I will MAKE it! LOL!


706 posted on 04/19/2012 12:06:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

HIYA!!


707 posted on 04/19/2012 12:20:38 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

You are so sweet!

Do you know any used car/truck dealers? I’m DESPERATE for a PU!


708 posted on 04/19/2012 12:30:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Try Craigslist, and condition it on a mechanic review.


709 posted on 04/19/2012 12:56:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I’ve had no luck on Craig’s List. That’s why I said I was desperate.


710 posted on 04/19/2012 2:05:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

As soon as “they” find out I’m a woman, they get really stoopud. I’m willing to adopt you as a son, nephew, brother, son-in-law, ex hubby, shirttail relative....HELP ME! (ANYBODY!)


711 posted on 04/19/2012 2:08:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Ah, filksongs. Like that country humorist whose name I can’t remember because I need to eat.


712 posted on 04/19/2012 2:10:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; ...

713 posted on 04/19/2012 2:12:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 7 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

It was probably Garrison Keelior...my brother loved him, but he is SUCH a liberal! (Not my bro...the Kellior dude!)

One of my neighbors just dropped off two books. Soon, everyone will know what my VICE is! LOL!


714 posted on 04/19/2012 2:20:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Tax-chick

Been there, done that! Seen a hubby and a son who fell asleep in the middle of trying to stoke the fires for the next day!


715 posted on 04/19/2012 2:23:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Re: I Lobster and Never Flounder.
Twenty years in the punitentiary for you!
Thx!


716 posted on 04/19/2012 5:42:53 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; ...

G’night and sweet dreams, y’all!


717 posted on 04/19/2012 5:48:33 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
G'night!


718 posted on 04/19/2012 6:17:46 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Monkey Face

Cledus T. Judd. I looked up a title I remembered! Garrison Keillor is amusing, often. DP used to get “Lake Wobegon” podcasts; don’t know if he does anymore.

Just back from a program at church and hoping to make it to bed soon, although it appears that a whole ‘nother meal is going on in the kitchen, involving several people. I don’t plan to clean it up!

The Cub Scouts went fishing. James and Vlad caught fish, but Pat didn’t. He’ll probably be muttering curses all day tomorrow.


719 posted on 04/19/2012 6:27:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 7 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; HKMk23; ..

720 posted on 04/20/2012 4:17:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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