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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob

Not yet : )

NMB Lucky 700!


701 posted on 04/18/2012 7:51:28 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
The dogs got here first today.


702 posted on 04/19/2012 12:54:59 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

LOL!


703 posted on 04/19/2012 12:56:04 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Silentgypsy

We aim to please, Ma’am!

Always expect the unexpected! LOL!


704 posted on 04/19/2012 11:56:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Scoutmaster

LOL!

I LOVE that stuff! Thanks!


705 posted on 04/19/2012 11:59:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; fanfan; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy; ...

Hiya, Hottie! Wassup in the Valley of the Sun?

I’ve been doing some computer maintenance for a friend, so I’ve been gone for almosr 24 hours. However, now that I’m back, I’m having too much fun!

It’s 84 degrees right now, and though I haven’t turned on the A/C, I do have some fans going. The Stig and I will MAKE it! LOL!


706 posted on 04/19/2012 12:06:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

HIYA!!


707 posted on 04/19/2012 12:20:38 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

You are so sweet!

Do you know any used car/truck dealers? I’m DESPERATE for a PU!


708 posted on 04/19/2012 12:30:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Try Craigslist, and condition it on a mechanic review.


709 posted on 04/19/2012 12:56:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I’ve had no luck on Craig’s List. That’s why I said I was desperate.


710 posted on 04/19/2012 2:05:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

As soon as “they” find out I’m a woman, they get really stoopud. I’m willing to adopt you as a son, nephew, brother, son-in-law, ex hubby, shirttail relative....HELP ME! (ANYBODY!)


711 posted on 04/19/2012 2:08:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Ah, filksongs. Like that country humorist whose name I can’t remember because I need to eat.


712 posted on 04/19/2012 2:10:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; ...

713 posted on 04/19/2012 2:12:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 7 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

It was probably Garrison Keelior...my brother loved him, but he is SUCH a liberal! (Not my bro...the Kellior dude!)

One of my neighbors just dropped off two books. Soon, everyone will know what my VICE is! LOL!


714 posted on 04/19/2012 2:20:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Tax-chick

Been there, done that! Seen a hubby and a son who fell asleep in the middle of trying to stoke the fires for the next day!


715 posted on 04/19/2012 2:23:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Re: I Lobster and Never Flounder.
Twenty years in the punitentiary for you!
Thx!


716 posted on 04/19/2012 5:42:53 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; ...

G’night and sweet dreams, y’all!


717 posted on 04/19/2012 5:48:33 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
G'night!


718 posted on 04/19/2012 6:17:46 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Monkey Face

Cledus T. Judd. I looked up a title I remembered! Garrison Keillor is amusing, often. DP used to get “Lake Wobegon” podcasts; don’t know if he does anymore.

Just back from a program at church and hoping to make it to bed soon, although it appears that a whole ‘nother meal is going on in the kitchen, involving several people. I don’t plan to clean it up!

The Cub Scouts went fishing. James and Vlad caught fish, but Pat didn’t. He’ll probably be muttering curses all day tomorrow.


719 posted on 04/19/2012 6:27:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 7 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; HKMk23; ..

720 posted on 04/20/2012 4:17:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

The description could also be, “What has been seen cannot be unseen”.


721 posted on 04/20/2012 5:30:02 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick
Ohai.

That kitty's attention is merely intensely focused.

THIS kitty

looks like it just caught sight of Helen Thomas coming its way.

722 posted on 04/20/2012 5:48:30 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Tax-chick

Patrick? Maybe that’s why he seems to be invisible at times...he can change into a cat suit.


723 posted on 04/20/2012 5:53:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Vacuum cleaner approaching?


724 posted on 04/20/2012 6:36:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Monkey Face

If Pats were cats we’d all be bats.

How are you today?


725 posted on 04/20/2012 6:37:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

A little the worse for wear, I think. I got off the bus at the foot of the hill yesterday, and walked up, as I didn’t want to wait another hour to get home. It was approaching 80 degrees, by then (1015) and it wasn’t steep, but it was an exercise, for sure.

My legs were bothering me, but I tried to just think about the goal...the shady spot at the end of the driveway. :o]

I forgot all about the wet clothes I had in a bright orange Home Depot bag. I didn’t want to dry them at busdaddy’s as I hate the shrinking. Anyway, I just remembered them about 30 minutes ago and hung them in the bathroom!

LOL!


726 posted on 04/20/2012 7:38:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s damp here - clothes wouldn’t dry.

We’ve had three near-catastrophes here this morning, so I’m not planning to leave the house except to get the mail from the box. The worst was Tom’s deciding to back up in traffic - that was six inches from real trouble. Fortunately, he’s gone for a couple of days to a science competition, so I’ll have time to calm down, especially if they do really well!


727 posted on 04/20/2012 9:39:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

Teaching my son to drive was a real challenge for me. He took chances, but I managed to teach him the basics without too much gray hair. When he was 16, he took the car to school, and was showing off when he got pulled over.

He came home after school, walked in the door and handed me his driver’s license. He went to court for it, and from that day on, he was “docile” behind the wheel of my car.

Of course, the accident in Germany that nearly killed him was a major wake-up call. He has mellowed out!


728 posted on 04/20/2012 10:48:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Learning experiences. I told him he didn’t have the right of way to turn left, but he thought he had room before the oncoming car arrived. When he found he didn’t, he didn’t want to sit in the intersection (good), but decided to back up (epic fail). He heard me screaming DON’T BACK just in time! No harm done except to my nerves, and the fact that I’m not searching the pantry for any random hooch left from a recipe proves I’m not an alcoholic!


729 posted on 04/20/2012 11:32:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

The major cause of alcoholism in adults is driving-age teenagers.

*sheesh*
A license to drive is not a “right.” It’s a priviledge. I told my son the first time he was in danger of getting a ticket, he would hand me his license until it was resolved. He WAS obedient! LOL!


730 posted on 04/20/2012 11:58:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face
A license to drive is not a “right.” It’s a privilege.

True. That's why it took so long for Bill to get his, and he's been told that if he has any collisions or tickets caused by driving in ways he knows better, he will no longer be allowed to use a vehicle we own.

Tom has been doing very well, but he's grown overconfident and doesn't want to listen. This should wake him up a little.

731 posted on 04/20/2012 12:15:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you and good morning! I loved “Firefly” (or is it “Serenity”? Can’t keep the movie and the miniseries straight.)


732 posted on 04/20/2012 12:24:00 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Re: 722: Thank you for my first lol of the day!


733 posted on 04/20/2012 12:27:35 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for my second lol of the day (Pats/cats/bats)!


734 posted on 04/20/2012 12:29:12 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Is that the source for the line? I didn’t know. I’m going to get the t-shirt, though, when I’ve lost more weight.


735 posted on 04/20/2012 12:31:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

“The major cause of alcoholism in adults is driving-age teenagers.” Vigorous concurral! If I were in T-c’s position, I’d be a quivering mass of purple protoplasm.


736 posted on 04/20/2012 12:34:30 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Thankfully, my daughter learned to drive in the worst conditions possible: As a driver for the Admiral at the naval base in Naples, Italy.

When he had to go somewhere, she had to drive him, and from what I’ve seen in films (documentaries) it was Trial By Fire.

I was out of the loop on that one, because she didn’t want to learn to drive here.


737 posted on 04/20/2012 12:38:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes. River Tam delivered it. I *loved* that character. It was especially silly when she “fixed” the errors in the Shepherd’s Bible.


738 posted on 04/20/2012 12:38:28 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
a quivering mass of purple protoplasm

That would be an interesting sight, in the purple car!

Speaking of colors, I got some pink flamingo pajamas at Walmart.

739 posted on 04/20/2012 12:47:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; fanfan; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; DJ MacWoW; ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=W5mbldTkruM&feature=share

We all need some reality. Bring a hanky...


740 posted on 04/20/2012 12:52:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I will have to look for them at Lolmart, on payday!


741 posted on 04/20/2012 12:53:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

My father drove in foreign countries. He had nerves of steel, back in the day ... except for teaching Russ and me to drive. He claimed that was scary.


742 posted on 04/20/2012 12:56:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Monkey Face

That was really nice, thanks.


743 posted on 04/20/2012 1:05:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

Watching House, episode “Role Model”, House just told the candidate “Some day there will be a Black president, some day there will be a gay president, maybe someday there will be a gay black president...”


744 posted on 04/20/2012 1:28:03 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1186 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Tax-chick

Teaching kids to drive should merit the Medal of Honor, or at LEAST, whatever they bestow for hazardous duty! LOL

Your dad is a hero!


745 posted on 04/20/2012 1:59:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Tax-chick

Wekkum. I have so much to be thankful for! But I would love to meet this guy. He has it going on!


746 posted on 04/20/2012 2:01:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: null and void

Oooooohh! Do I dare touch you? You may be a Seer of magnificent proportions!

*hug* Smart, you are!


747 posted on 04/20/2012 2:03:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: GraceG

Prostitution is de-facto legal in Canada because of some new law or ruling from court that there is not way to prosecute two people who claim that ‘all they did was talk’

unless you actually see them having sex, in which case it is lewd behavior - since all both parties have to do is agree no money changed hands

And you don’t see rampant prostitution everywhere there

(or so I heard)


748 posted on 04/20/2012 2:06:49 PM PDT by Mr. K (If Romney wins the primary, I am writing-in PALIN)
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To: Monkey Face

Seeriously?

House said it, not I!


749 posted on 04/20/2012 2:14:19 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1186 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

*erm* (Who is House?)


750 posted on 04/20/2012 3:13:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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