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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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Can't make this stuff up anymore. She is guilty without having to see her photo.
1 posted on 04/02/2012 12:34:06 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: trailhkr1

This must be the new “Happy Meal”.


2 posted on 04/02/2012 12:36:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: trailhkr1

Her boyfriend called her a two-bit whore -— she hit him with a bag of quarters...


3 posted on 04/02/2012 12:36:55 PM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: trailhkr1

The double-cheeseburger isn’t on the dollar menu.

That would be the McDouble. I just got one the other night.

It was $1.09 with tax.


4 posted on 04/02/2012 12:37:22 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: trailhkr1

“You want fries wiith that?”


5 posted on 04/02/2012 12:37:46 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Joe 6-pack

“Happy Ending Meal”?


6 posted on 04/02/2012 12:38:01 PM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: trailhkr1
Not Guilty!

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7 posted on 04/02/2012 12:39:10 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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To: trailhkr1

.75 cents tax on $2.00?!!


8 posted on 04/02/2012 12:40:22 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: WayneS
“Happy Ending Meal”?

LOL. This could end up being a 5 star thread.

9 posted on 04/02/2012 12:41:04 PM PDT by trailhkr1 (All you need to know about Zimmerman, innocent = riots, manslaughter = riots, guilty = riots)
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To: trailhkr1
Guilty!


10 posted on 04/02/2012 12:41:22 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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To: trailhkr1
At this point, Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team. Booked on a misdemeanor prostitution charge, she is scheduled for a May 1 court appearance.

What a brilliant use of cop resources (ie your tax $) !

Surely we'll all breathe a huge sigh of relief and sleep better tonight.

<facepalm>

11 posted on 04/02/2012 12:41:52 PM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq !)
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To: trailhkr1

Nothing to wash it down with? Oh wait...never mind.


12 posted on 04/02/2012 12:41:52 PM PDT by Mich Patriot (We can't have economic progress...there is a slug somewhere that needs to be saved. Mich Patriot)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
LOL! Actual McDonalds AD:

13 posted on 04/02/2012 12:43:22 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: trailhkr1

Regular prostitutes settle for dollar-menu items. Call Girls have Big Mac Attacks..


14 posted on 04/02/2012 12:48:16 PM PDT by Miss Behave (All ways, always.)
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To: trailhkr1

Since Passover is coming up, let me note this is about as far from Kosher as you can get.


16 posted on 04/02/2012 12:48:31 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: trailhkr1

wow.

Talk about a new definition for “cheap trick”


17 posted on 04/02/2012 12:49:52 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: trailhkr1
Imagine the conversation..."I'd gladly screw you Thursday, for a cheeseburger today!"
18 posted on 04/02/2012 12:50:13 PM PDT by FrankR
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To: trailhkr1

I betcha she has her own drive-thru.


19 posted on 04/02/2012 12:50:26 PM PDT by Mich Patriot (We can't have economic progress...there is a slug somewhere that needs to be saved. Mich Patriot)
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To: trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

I love the headline. As if they have to throw in "Off McDonald's Dollar Menu", because a sex act for a couple of quarter pounders with cheese, well that may be understandable.

Funny stuff.

20 posted on 04/02/2012 12:52:29 PM PDT by cicero2k
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To: tomkat
[ At this point, Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team. Booked on a misdemeanor prostitution charge, she is scheduled for a May 1 court appearance. What a brilliant use of cop resources (ie your tax $) ! Surely we'll all breathe a huge sigh of relief and sleep better tonight. ] Yeah, I agree, a lot of this stems from the early progressive era of "Temperance" when the Religious people were in "cohoots" with the Progressives was when whoring was outlawed along with the drink. Instead of setting up stings against Whorin' you would think they would spend more of their time going after violent crime. Of course if Whorin' was legal then the women would be better paid, cleaner, and wouldn't have to take as many drugs to keep whorin' and violence rates would go down amongst the whorin' class. Whorin' should ALWAYS still have a negative stigma attached, (much like working for the IRS does today). But when you try to legislate morality you give too much power to government, and you push the behavior to the black market where it increases the risk 100 fold or more. I personally find Whorin' to be detestable behavior, but I also find being a Democrat to be destedable, doesn't mean I want whorin' or being a democrat to be an arrestable offense. What i do want is the first amendment right to call a whore and whore and a democrat a rat.
21 posted on 04/02/2012 12:54:12 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: trailhkr1

This is not going to be a very easy case to make in a court of law.

1. A man asks a woman for sex.

2. The woman says you must buy me a meal first.

3. The man lavishes a bit of extra money on her.

While not a classic love story, that is not an outline that most people would consider criminal. Throw in that you have a woman so bad off that she is willing to have sex for a dollar cheese burger and you have a pretty sympathetic accused.


22 posted on 04/02/2012 12:54:12 PM PDT by JLS (How to turn a recession into a depression: elect a Dem president with a big majorities in Congress)
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To: trailhkr1

The `secret sauce’? You don’t wanna know.


23 posted on 04/02/2012 12:54:45 PM PDT by tumblindice (our new, happy lives)
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To: trailhkr1

kinda puts the slogan “I’m Lovin’ IT” in a whole new light...


24 posted on 04/02/2012 12:55:05 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; tomkat; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Christine maybe should have gone for the salad.


25 posted on 04/02/2012 12:55:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Special orders don't upset us. . . .")
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To: tumblindice

26 posted on 04/02/2012 12:56:13 PM PDT by trailhkr1 (All you need to know about Zimmerman, innocent = riots, manslaughter = riots, guilty = riots)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz would supersize it.


27 posted on 04/02/2012 12:57:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Special orders don't upset us. . . .")
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To: JLS
1. A man asks a woman for sex.

2. The woman says you must buy me a meal first.

3. The man lavishes a bit of extra money on her.

You have pretty much just described a normal date. Srs, how is this any different than asking a woman out on a date hoping to get some action?

28 posted on 04/02/2012 12:59:13 PM PDT by trailhkr1 (All you need to know about Zimmerman, innocent = riots, manslaughter = riots, guilty = riots)
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To: JLS

You can give away the sex for free, but when you want to sell it you become a criminal.

This is the issue I have for making whorin’ illegal.

If they want to make Whorin’ illegal they had better make casual unpaid sex illegal as well. Same effect.

Heck you can give away raw milk from cows for free and the government considers that to be ILLEGAL!!!!!!! Let alone you charge for it....

A lot of people here on free republic don;t seem to realize that many of the laws against whorin’ were passed during the era of Progressives by progressives.

Whorin’ should always be a stigma, but should we use the heavy hamfisted hand of government to intervene?


29 posted on 04/02/2012 1:00:22 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: trailhkr1

Approximately how long have you been on standby to post that Ronald MacDonald pic?

Was this the perfect moment?


31 posted on 04/02/2012 1:02:45 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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At this point, Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team.

I hope they at least let her finish the burgers.


32 posted on 04/02/2012 1:10:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: trailhkr1

She got busted, but at least she got to eat her meal...oh wait...evidence!


33 posted on 04/02/2012 1:13:16 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: GraceG
Whorin' should ALWAYS still have a negative stigma attached, (much like working for the IRS does today)


34 posted on 04/02/2012 1:13:48 PM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq !)
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To: Charles Henrickson
<southren> bless her heart
35 posted on 04/02/2012 1:16:00 PM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq !)
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To: Charles Henrickson; tx_eggman; Lazmataz
I don't know about a cheeseburger... but I know EXACTLY what I would do for a Klondike Bar!


36 posted on 04/02/2012 1:17:35 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: trailhkr1

We’re sorry, but that post was entirely too rational.


37 posted on 04/02/2012 1:19:18 PM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq !)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When cheeseburgers are illegal, only criminals will have cheeseburgers. I wonder if the hooker’s lawyer (also known as her mouthpiece) will demand that the police produce the cheeseburgers in court as evidence.


38 posted on 04/02/2012 1:20:30 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: tomkat
[ Whorin' should ALWAYS still have a negative stigma attached, (much like working for the IRS does today) ]


39 posted on 04/02/2012 1:36:46 PM PDT by GraceG
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Please hold the "special sauce" jokes.

40 posted on 04/02/2012 2:00:18 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: trailhkr1

Life imitates “Trailer Park Boys”.


41 posted on 04/02/2012 2:54:15 PM PDT by Boogieman
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42 posted on 04/02/2012 5:33:51 PM PDT by mikrofon ("Service with a Smirk.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Now THAT is a cheap whore!

She should have held out for at least a Quarter Pounder.


43 posted on 04/02/2012 5:41:16 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The difference between "bad" & "worse" is more noticeable than that between "good" & "better")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Now THAT is a cheap whore!

She should have held out for at least a Quarter Pounder.


44 posted on 04/02/2012 5:41:39 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The difference between "bad" & "worse" is more noticeable than that between "good" & "better")
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To: trailhkr1

Ma’am, stop embarrassing yourself; Carrot Top is waiting for you in the dressing room on Aisle 16.


45 posted on 04/02/2012 5:52:01 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The difference between "bad" & "worse" is more noticeable than that between "good" & "better")
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To: martin_fierro

I can haz cheezburger for lap dance?

46 posted on 04/02/2012 5:56:16 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The difference between "bad" & "worse" is more noticeable than that between "good" & "better")
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To: mikrofon
Frisco McD's ?
47 posted on 04/02/2012 6:01:17 PM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq !)
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To: trailhkr1

“I’ll give you my hot ‘n juicy for a Big Mac.”


48 posted on 04/02/2012 7:24:38 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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That’s not prostitution any more than any other dinner date.

Meanwhile the governors of New York whore it up and the boys in blue no “nothing” about it...


49 posted on 04/02/2012 9:50:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: a fool in paradise

She should of gone on match dot com, harmony and craigslist to earn herself dinners at high class joints as so many women do without having to put out!


50 posted on 04/02/2012 9:54:16 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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