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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Silentgypsy; Anoreth

We have Mojave Max (instead of Punxatawnee Phil) to let us know that summer is here. Max is a desert tortoise, and hibernates in the winter. He won’t come out until the ground is warm enough to warm his blood all the way through his body.

He’s rather endearing, in an ugly sort of way...


801 posted on 04/21/2012 6:39:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m a little tired (what’s new?) but not too bad. I’m up and dressed, but we’ve already had a power failure this morning, so I think we are going to have a hot summer.

I have both fans running, now but they are on Low. Just enough move the air.

How are things in your house? Did you manage to get Bill up and moving?


802 posted on 04/21/2012 6:43:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, Bill got out the door on time. I’ve been watching some videos on the Beeber with the byos, but took a break to give Kathleen a bath.

Pat is “eradicating and jettisoning” flies for us.


803 posted on 04/21/2012 7:36:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A litte plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick

That should keep Patrick busy for a bit. I’m sure he may even take his lightning reflexes outside and see if he can lure some unsuspecting insects into his trap. What a concept!

I’m going to walk down to a new store I found. Farther than the 7/11 but cheaper and larger.


804 posted on 04/21/2012 7:51:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dis button is "S" for Splort. Don't make me use dis button! ~~ Unknown Kitteh)
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To: Silentgypsy
There are attractive turtles?

Only the conservative ones...

805 posted on 04/21/2012 8:29:08 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1186 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Monkey Face

Jamie-our-hairdresser came over to do some Scouting paperwork. She doesn’t have a printer at home. Not sure what we’ll do next.


806 posted on 04/21/2012 8:30:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A litte plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Monkey Face

Just the month and the day so that we can celebrate *you*!


807 posted on 04/21/2012 8:47:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Flamingos and aardvarks are incompatible?


808 posted on 04/21/2012 8:49:35 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Next month, but I haven’t decided what day, yet, since Mother’s Day and my daughter’s birthday are also next month... *snirt*

;o]


809 posted on 04/21/2012 8:50:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dis button is "S" for Splort. Don't make me use dis button! ~~ Unknown Kitteh)
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To: Monkey Face

OK, be coy, be cagey. We’ll stand by patiently....


810 posted on 04/21/2012 9:09:50 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

There may be peeps who could tell you... *wink*


811 posted on 04/21/2012 9:28:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dis button is "S" for Splort. Don't make me use dis button! ~~ Unknown Kitteh)
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To: Silentgypsy
"Flamingos and aardvarks are incompatible?"

It was our Undead Thread topic for May of last year.

They said anteater, but that's only because they don't speak Dutch in Sweden.

812 posted on 04/21/2012 11:07:48 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2701081/posts

April 2011 Undead Thread, Frenzied Swedish Anteater


813 posted on 04/21/2012 11:07:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A litte plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster

That thread had pangolin, too, and I think it's where Scoutmaster became a recurring Undeadster.

814 posted on 04/21/2012 11:11:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A litte plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

In April, for May.

My Executive Secretary is never wrong about such things.


815 posted on 04/21/2012 11:17:32 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

Looks like an ad for a “giant pillbug.”


816 posted on 04/21/2012 11:18:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dis button is "S" for Splort. Don't make me use dis button! ~~ Unknown Kitteh)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy

And also, I have a considerable variance in my space-time continuum due to being so close to Pat. What’s a month here or there, when you’re awash in the waves of plasma?


817 posted on 04/21/2012 11:19:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A litte plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

Your Executive Secretary wouldn’t DARE be wrong!

;o])


818 posted on 04/21/2012 11:19:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dis button is "S" for Splort. Don't make me use dis button! ~~ Unknown Kitteh)
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To: Monkey Face

With a tale. Pillbugs aren’t insects, you know. Tom explained; they learned crawlies for Envirothon.


819 posted on 04/21/2012 11:21:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A litte plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

No, but you don’t want to tell me I’m wrong and hurt my little feeling, do you?

I’m going to nap, I hope. There are catz.


820 posted on 04/21/2012 11:22:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A litte plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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