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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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To: Tax-chick

That is Soooo catty!


851 posted on 04/23/2012 6:07:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

I’ll have to remember to use “snug in my smug,” when the appropriate occasion occurs.

We’re having a Cleanup this morning, because Elen can’t find her English notebook. Useful things we haven’t seen in a while are turning up, while useless things are being found and discarded.


852 posted on 04/23/2012 8:03:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick

Hi, just catching up. I’ve been leaking plasma since 1989.


853 posted on 04/23/2012 8:13:22 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

When they are done with the Cleanup at your place send them over here. Oh. Wait. I don’t have room for all of them. Patrick, the two Jameses and the girls.

I got up dizzy this morning (three hours ago) and it hasn’t left, so I’m going to lie down for a bit and see if it helps. If it doesn’t, I’m going to Plan B.


854 posted on 04/23/2012 8:13:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Silentgypsy

So what century are you in, now?


855 posted on 04/23/2012 8:22:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Monkey Face

My neck is really hurting today. I’ve had all the ibuprofen I can take, but it’s not helping. I think it’s caused by Tom’s existence!


856 posted on 04/23/2012 8:24:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick

An old friend was discussing dosage with a drug rep for NSAIDs. He said that you pop them in small increments until you have a serum level that would address the problem. That sounds rather iffy. Do you think a muscle relaxant would help?


857 posted on 04/23/2012 8:30:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

Hope you’re feeling better. Did you get up too fast?


858 posted on 04/23/2012 8:31:29 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
Do you think a muscle relaxant would help?

I'm sure it would: I can feel my jaw clenching and the neck muscle spasming. However, I'm going to try more ibuprofen later, and some exercise, and some meditation, because I don't have time for anything else right now.

859 posted on 04/23/2012 8:33:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick

“what century”
If you’re time travel agent, please send me to 1789. If not possible, we’re on our way to get tomato plants from FFA.
See y’all later!


860 posted on 04/23/2012 8:34:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick
Sorry about your neck and that I don't live closer (AND that I tend to obey rules about not sharing Class II and Class III narcotics. If it weren't for the rules about keeping them in the original container, I'd set out a candy dish near the comfy chair and fill it as if they were M&Ms.)

I'd add in the prescription strength Naproxen.

We could sit around and chat relatively pain free; not that we would remember much about it tomorrow.

861 posted on 04/23/2012 9:00:11 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

LOL! If we don’t remember something, would it not affect our fitness to be Scout leaders?

Now that you mention it, I might have a Percocet left from after I had the baby. I need to get up on a chair to see what we’ve got in the Really Good Drugs section of the cabinet.


862 posted on 04/23/2012 9:07:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Silentgypsy

No, it’s not from getting up too fast. I’m OK if I’m lying down, but if I’m sitting, standing or walking, I have a hard time with my balance. Almost like the concussions was back. It just started this morning.


863 posted on 04/23/2012 9:13:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Tax-chick
If we don’t remember something, would it not affect our fitness to be Scout leaders?

Point well taken. Although I intentionally block certain events involving knives, pointy sticks, being served Scout-cooked food, boarding calls for my crew or Troop in International airports, fire, and so forth. Otherwise, I couldn't go on campouts or trips. I have physical and psychological scars, and I'll bet you do, too.

It's those cold sweats when you wake up at night screaming "the horrors, the horrors!" that make being a Scout leader worthwhile.

864 posted on 04/23/2012 9:20:16 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face
He’s rather endearing, in an ugly sort of way.

If I had a shekel for every time somebody's said that about me in a whisper I wasn't supposed to hear . . .

865 posted on 04/23/2012 9:23:39 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

You could buy a tasty kosher falafel meal in Israel!


866 posted on 04/23/2012 9:31:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

Howdy. down to 2ft of snow. Yesterday when I took Fredd out for a run butterfly’s and small flying bugs all over. I can see ground now, so spring for me is almost here it looks like.

Have a nice safe day!


867 posted on 04/23/2012 9:34:25 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Tax-chick
You could buy a tasty kosher falafel meal in Israel!

And, as Scout leaders at training sessions in the Southern Region are prone to recite in unison with an overabundance of enthusiasm whenever a menu is announced: "Yum, yum! My favorite!"

868 posted on 04/23/2012 9:44:42 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: trailhkr1

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce.


869 posted on 04/23/2012 9:46:33 AM PDT by sweetiepiezer
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To: ColdOne

Only 2 feet of snow? Oh my goodness, Global Warming!!!

55 here, not raining.


870 posted on 04/23/2012 9:57:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Scoutmaster

You don’t like falafel?


871 posted on 04/23/2012 9:58:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Scoutmaster

Folks around here (where I live) don’t say things about me in a whisper. They say loud enough for everyone half a mile away to here. May as well have Monopoly Money, though...


872 posted on 04/23/2012 10:23:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Tax-chick

I’m going to get the heating pad and wet a washcloth and lie down with my neck on it. My problem may be just a pinched nerve from the arthritis in my neck. I will let you know later if it eases anything. And I’ll say a little prayer for you neck, too!

*hug*


873 posted on 04/23/2012 10:36:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

Sweet.

It snowed here this morning.
:-(


874 posted on 04/23/2012 10:48:11 AM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster

I hope you all feel better soon!


875 posted on 04/23/2012 10:54:16 AM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: ColdOne

Happy Spring ColdOne!


876 posted on 04/23/2012 11:07:14 AM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan

Oh, Sis! I’m sorry! We’re not as hot as yesterday (99) but still, I think we can afford to send you some heat and sunshine.

*HUG*


877 posted on 04/23/2012 12:40:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: fanfan; Tax-chick; All

I took the Motrin, used the moist heat, and my neck feels much better. When I got up to come over here, I didn’t get dizzy. Much.

Still, I’m going to lie back down, take more Motrin and use more heat and maybe tomorrow I can do something besides wobble.

I’ll check in a little later.


878 posted on 04/23/2012 12:44:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

I lounged in the recliner with Kathleen and Vlad, listening to Professor J. Rufus Fears lecture, in his pleasant Okie drawl, about the Trojan War. My neck feels a little better, but if I can find a horse tranquilizer in the top of the cabinet, I’ll take it before bed.


879 posted on 04/23/2012 2:00:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve been reading. There is still a naggy litle pain on the right side of my neck, but I think it’s a migraine trying to start. Ick. Just what I need.

When you take the horse pill, try some moist heat on your neck at the same time. I hope you feel much better in the morning!


880 posted on 04/23/2012 2:47:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

I found some Percocet. I’ll have one after I eat. I think one of the problems is that Kathleen weighs 15-1/2 books now.


881 posted on 04/23/2012 4:53:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick

“15-1/2 books” Yay, Kathleen!


882 posted on 04/23/2012 6:31:13 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

The Percocet is working tolerably. Time to recharge this beeber-like device and try to get to bed.


883 posted on 04/23/2012 7:12:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Monkey Face

Ever had vertigo? Positively nauseating.
Dramamine helped.


884 posted on 04/24/2012 12:43:21 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1052work-i-ontop-of-it.jpg

I have forgotten how to post a picture.....


885 posted on 04/24/2012 1:18:52 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort; Monkey Face; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; ..

886 posted on 04/24/2012 4:34:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: LibreOuMort

887 posted on 04/24/2012 4:35:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh noes!

Cat heirs in the computer!


888 posted on 04/24/2012 4:44:58 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It explains a lot, doesn’t it?


889 posted on 04/24/2012 5:08:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: Tax-chick; LibreOuMort

It’s like having Democrats on the budget committee.


890 posted on 04/24/2012 5:10:43 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Or Tom in charge of food rationing.


891 posted on 04/24/2012 5:14:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: LibreOuMort

I had a concussion in July of last year, and still have bouts of vertigo when I lie down. This was (is) arthritis from whiplash in two car accidents. I used lots of Motrin and moist heat and it feels better today.

However, I will see about some steroids the next time I see the doctor.

As for “nauseating,” I don’t want to go there. I spent 24 hours in July wishing I had a bath tub full of alum.

:o]


892 posted on 04/24/2012 6:48:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: NicknamedBob
They seem content. Hairy hare heirs Hairy hares heirs only seem harried in March but not in computers.
893 posted on 04/24/2012 7:04:21 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: LibreOuMort
I have forgotten how to post a picture.....

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894 posted on 04/24/2012 7:21:02 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1190 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

How does Teddy look in chocolate?


895 posted on 04/24/2012 8:05:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
Closest I could find to a chocolate teddy...


896 posted on 04/24/2012 8:28:41 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1190 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

Wow.


897 posted on 04/24/2012 8:52:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("A little plain food, and a philosophic temperament, are the only necessities of life."~W. Churchill)
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To: null and void

*blush*

(I asked you not to post that piccie of me again, nully!)

LOL!


898 posted on 04/24/2012 8:54:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

She makes quuite a statement, eh?


899 posted on 04/24/2012 8:54:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

?


900 posted on 04/24/2012 8:55:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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