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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face

Sorry, ma’am...


901 posted on 04/24/2012 8:57:01 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1190 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Tax-chick

How is your neck this morning?


902 posted on 04/24/2012 8:57:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: null and void

Right!

FWIW, I don’t think you’ve posted it for quite some time now. I forgot how good I looked!

*snort*

;oþ


903 posted on 04/24/2012 8:58:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Better than yesterday. I was able to sleep last night without pain, because of the Percocet, and it’s less sore today, although still hard to turn my head to the right.

Epic Fail Lawn Service mowed, finally. He needs to go to the eye doctor at 2:00, so I should get some lunch and work on a shopping list. They’re all nagging me to go to Walmart again.


904 posted on 04/24/2012 9:26:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m glad to hear that you’re feeling better. Use some moist heat, even for five minutes. It will help, I promise!

Good luck at Walmart!


905 posted on 04/24/2012 10:45:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face; Tex Pete

906 posted on 04/24/2012 11:11:13 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1190 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

Now THAT, my dear nully, would have scared the liver outta me if it had been in the original movie!

LOL!


907 posted on 04/24/2012 11:50:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I just broke my sewing machine. Time to get a new one! If the girls are going to learn to sew, a quirky 1970s Singer isn’t the best tool, anyway.


908 posted on 04/24/2012 1:40:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick

I have quirky 1970’s Singer that doesn’t do reverse...I can send it for the grills to learn on...

;o]


909 posted on 04/24/2012 2:03:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick; redhead

When I was in Jr High, in Home Ec, we had to learn to sew on the Singer treadle machines before we could use the new electric Singers. I was SO far ahead the rest of the class, even on a treadle, that the late Mrs Liddle gave me a D for a final grade.

By that time, I hade made a dress, two blouses, a dress and matching shirt for me and my boyfriend at the time, a skirt and another blouse.

Mrs. Liddle hated me. How DARE I, a 7th grader, do better work than she, who had had four years of college?! LOL!


910 posted on 04/24/2012 2:22:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Next time you visit, you can teach the girls about sewing! Or Pat ...

My old Singer was reliable in the 1970s, but it’s been unpredictable in the last decade. We can get a new one that’s sure to work for the cost of having it cleaned and tuned up, and our needs are very basic. Sally wants to make pillows for our neighbor’s children.


911 posted on 04/24/2012 2:37:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Monkey Face

Tom decided he didn’t want contact lenses after all, so we ordered him a new pair of glasses. It will be good for him to have an extra pair. I also made appointments for the girls for next week.


912 posted on 04/24/2012 2:49:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick

I would LOVE to teach the grils about sewing! If my fingers didn’t have to fight arthritis, I would sew LOTS of things!!

Pat can learn to sew...my son did...

Pillows is GOOD! ‘Face LOVES pillows!

Just let me know when my silly self is welcome. Finances here are non-existent, so I will pray for monetary blessings. I have a 50th Class Reunion over Labor Day, and the 16th birthday of my grandson in AR, this year, so I am trying very hard to save my pennies.

And, with that, I think I’m heading for the bed. I still have 10 days before payday, so I need to inventory what I have and make sure it will last me. (Don’t EVER be in the “poverty” level of life. It SUX!)


913 posted on 04/24/2012 2:50:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

If I didn’t have sicca syndrome, I would still be wearing contacts.

I look SO much better with them! (I think!)

And with that, I’m off to watch the Blanket Show! See you tomorrow!


914 posted on 04/24/2012 3:19:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort

TC, if you are ordering glasses over the internet, how do you get them adjusted properly?

So Girls...... today at 3pm, EST, I gained a Son-in-Law, and saved over $2000 in fancy wedding related expenses.

My Daughter decided that it was stupid to spend $20,000+ on a fancy wedding. (Yesterday, finally, Yea! We’ve been trying to tell her that for over a year.)

When she told her Fiancee, he said “Great! What are you doing tomorrow?” :-D

It was a beautiful ceremony, and I nearly cried when they took their vows.


915 posted on 04/24/2012 4:59:30 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan

We ordered the glasses at the optical shop.

AAnd congratulations on the wedding! I’m sure they’ll be just as happy as if you’d spent a fortune.


916 posted on 04/24/2012 5:50:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; HKMk23; ...

Spent the day getting seeds, transplants, and taking care of business. So good to see y’all. G’night and sweet dreams!


917 posted on 04/24/2012 6:03:49 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; y'all

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.”

Who said this?


918 posted on 04/24/2012 9:37:01 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas; null and void; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; ...

919 posted on 04/25/2012 3:24:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Alexander Hamilton? James Madison?


920 posted on 04/25/2012 3:24:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: fanfan

Congratulations to the newlyweds!!!

And how does mom feel about being a mom-in-law?


921 posted on 04/25/2012 5:54:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Awwwww...fercoot!


922 posted on 04/25/2012 5:56:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Nothing is cuter than kittens!


923 posted on 04/25/2012 5:58:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick

Unless it’s babies!


924 posted on 04/25/2012 6:22:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: ThomasThomas
Patrick Henry. Unconfirmed, but he is the one given attribution.
925 posted on 04/25/2012 6:38:38 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, that’s a tough call. It’s best to have both!


926 posted on 04/25/2012 6:42:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick

Agreed!


927 posted on 04/25/2012 7:16:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Dead Corpse

Hiya, DC! Good to see you!


928 posted on 04/25/2012 7:17:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
I've been around. Agitating and such... ;-)

Trying my darnedest to keep the RINO herd from stampeding us all off a cliff.

Oh yeah... A bunch of work stuff, home stuff, and life in general. :-)

Right now, I'm trying to finish up a couple of projects at my forge, finish the cabinet/wood work for the bathroom remodel, get the permitting process going for the new deck, and get my in-laws flat screen TV fixed instead of buying a new one outright...

Glad to see everyone here is still upright and taking food. ;-)

929 posted on 04/25/2012 8:04:57 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Dead Corpse

Hi! Congratulations on all the productivies.


930 posted on 04/25/2012 8:20:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I’m glad someone is agitating! LOL!

It also sounds like the the rest of your life is just humming right along! Never a dull moment in your neck of the woods.


931 posted on 04/25/2012 9:37:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: fanfan

Congratulations to the Brie and Groom and to you, fan. May they have many years of joy and happiness, and may you be blessed with grandchildren to spoil.


932 posted on 04/25/2012 9:55:22 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort

*Bride oh those typsos.....
Red face here.....


933 posted on 04/25/2012 10:08:28 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort; fanfan; Darksheare

Typsos just mean that Darks may be lurking.

I kinda liked the Brie and Groom...


934 posted on 04/25/2012 10:12:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Nothing is cuter than kittens!

Wait. Are we staking out the false proposition that kittens are cuter than puppies? Nay, nay.

Kittens are an 8.83 on the Ferwilliger Cuteness Scale. Puppies are a 9.17. It's not my opinion; it's science. Inarguable science.

935 posted on 04/25/2012 1:45:05 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

So, where do human babies fit in?


936 posted on 04/25/2012 1:53:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
So, where do human babies fit in?The average human baby is a 9.17 - a tie with puppies - although of Ichi, Ni, and San, two graded out at a perfect 10.0 and one a 9.86 on the Ferwilliger Cuteness Scale. Again, not my opinion. Science.

When Ni was born, there was a baby in the hospital nursery who was a 2.06. A lot of nurses used personal leave.

937 posted on 04/25/2012 2:25:08 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi! Who’s in charge of the bar? I need a pina colada.


938 posted on 04/25/2012 2:34:18 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: fanfan

I just toasted you and the newlyweds with a Diet Coke Lime. As toasts go, it was refreshing. Congratulations to all.


939 posted on 04/25/2012 2:46:07 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face
"Who’s in charge of the bar? I need a pina colada."

Anyone sober enough to not spill the hooch.

You do realize on the pina colada we're faking the ingredients, don't you?

Except the alcohol. That's for real.

940 posted on 04/25/2012 3:06:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Works for me. I haven’t had pina colada in so long I wouldn’t know what goes in one. I just know I need one! With an umbrella! And... and... fruit! And lots and lots of Pinas!


941 posted on 04/25/2012 3:10:10 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

This thread needs a shrubbery. I’ll have to work on that when I get home.


942 posted on 04/25/2012 3:12:22 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
This thread needs a shrubbery.

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

943 posted on 04/25/2012 3:47:34 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; LibreOuMort
This thread needs a shrubbery.

"One that looks nice. And not too expensive."

And grows coffee beans on it.

944 posted on 04/25/2012 4:11:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort
Thanks SM, TC, Face, and LoM!

And how does mom feel about being a mom-in-law?

Good! He is a good man, they compliment each other, and they love each other. :-)

May they have many years of joy and happiness, and may you be blessed with grandchildren to spoil.

*HUG*

I managed to pick up a bouquet of red roses, and a boutineer on the way to city hall. After the wedding, he was trying to take the rose off his shirt, and a petal fell off, then another. I told the kids they better be careful because each petal represented a child, and at that moment a third petal fell off. My daughters eyes widened, and she said “Be careful with that! 3 is enough!” LOL!

945 posted on 04/25/2012 4:46:34 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: LibreOuMort

I just saw your tag line!

Congratulations Grandma!!!


946 posted on 04/25/2012 4:55:03 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan; Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort
"I managed to pick up a bouquet of red roses, and a boutineer on the way to city hall. After the wedding, he was trying to take the rose off his shirt, and a petal fell off, then another."

"I told the kids they better be careful because each petal represented a child, and at that moment a third petal fell off. My daughters eyes widened, and she said “Be careful with that! 3 is enough!” LOL!"

It must be true!

When Zuzu's petals fell off, George put them in his watch pocket to "Fix it, Daddy!"

Later, when he got his "wish", the petals were gone, and so were his kids!

947 posted on 04/25/2012 4:57:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; HKMk23; ...

Hope y’all are having a lovely evening. Mr. Sg put starting the garden on my schedule. When I plan a garden, it’s usually six square feet. His is 24 feet at one end, 55 feet long, and 13 feet at the other end. We only picked up the plants, seeds and supplies on Monday and Tuesday. This should be interesting. Now I do all the tasks I postponed all day. SYL, or, if not, sweet dreams!


948 posted on 04/25/2012 5:00:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort
Exactly!

Remember when he found Zuzu’s petals? I always cry at that.

Actually, if I recall correctly, George always tears up when he feels them in his pocket. Then the smile spreads across his face, lighting up his eyes, and he is so grateful to be alive!
Did I mention I like Jimmy Stewart?

949 posted on 04/25/2012 5:09:04 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Monkey Face

‘a dress and matching shirt for me and my boyfriend’,

Yes, nothing says whipped like a shirt that matches your girlfriend’s dress. Did he make it to prom at least? :)


950 posted on 04/25/2012 5:16:32 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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