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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: fanfan

Congratulations to the newlyweds!!!

And how does mom feel about being a mom-in-law?


921 posted on 04/25/2012 5:54:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Awwwww...fercoot!


922 posted on 04/25/2012 5:56:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Nothing is cuter than kittens!


923 posted on 04/25/2012 5:58:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick

Unless it’s babies!


924 posted on 04/25/2012 6:22:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: ThomasThomas
Patrick Henry. Unconfirmed, but he is the one given attribution.
925 posted on 04/25/2012 6:38:38 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, that’s a tough call. It’s best to have both!


926 posted on 04/25/2012 6:42:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Tax-chick

Agreed!


927 posted on 04/25/2012 7:16:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Dead Corpse

Hiya, DC! Good to see you!


928 posted on 04/25/2012 7:17:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
I've been around. Agitating and such... ;-)

Trying my darnedest to keep the RINO herd from stampeding us all off a cliff.

Oh yeah... A bunch of work stuff, home stuff, and life in general. :-)

Right now, I'm trying to finish up a couple of projects at my forge, finish the cabinet/wood work for the bathroom remodel, get the permitting process going for the new deck, and get my in-laws flat screen TV fixed instead of buying a new one outright...

Glad to see everyone here is still upright and taking food. ;-)

929 posted on 04/25/2012 8:04:57 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Dead Corpse

Hi! Congratulations on all the productivies.


930 posted on 04/25/2012 8:20:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I’m glad someone is agitating! LOL!

It also sounds like the the rest of your life is just humming right along! Never a dull moment in your neck of the woods.


931 posted on 04/25/2012 9:37:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: fanfan

Congratulations to the Brie and Groom and to you, fan. May they have many years of joy and happiness, and may you be blessed with grandchildren to spoil.


932 posted on 04/25/2012 9:55:22 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort

*Bride oh those typsos.....
Red face here.....


933 posted on 04/25/2012 10:08:28 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort; fanfan; Darksheare

Typsos just mean that Darks may be lurking.

I kinda liked the Brie and Groom...


934 posted on 04/25/2012 10:12:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Nothing is cuter than kittens!

Wait. Are we staking out the false proposition that kittens are cuter than puppies? Nay, nay.

Kittens are an 8.83 on the Ferwilliger Cuteness Scale. Puppies are a 9.17. It's not my opinion; it's science. Inarguable science.

935 posted on 04/25/2012 1:45:05 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

So, where do human babies fit in?


936 posted on 04/25/2012 1:53:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
So, where do human babies fit in?The average human baby is a 9.17 - a tie with puppies - although of Ichi, Ni, and San, two graded out at a perfect 10.0 and one a 9.86 on the Ferwilliger Cuteness Scale. Again, not my opinion. Science.

When Ni was born, there was a baby in the hospital nursery who was a 2.06. A lot of nurses used personal leave.

937 posted on 04/25/2012 2:25:08 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi! Who’s in charge of the bar? I need a pina colada.


938 posted on 04/25/2012 2:34:18 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: fanfan

I just toasted you and the newlyweds with a Diet Coke Lime. As toasts go, it was refreshing. Congratulations to all.


939 posted on 04/25/2012 2:46:07 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face
"Who’s in charge of the bar? I need a pina colada."

Anyone sober enough to not spill the hooch.

You do realize on the pina colada we're faking the ingredients, don't you?

Except the alcohol. That's for real.

940 posted on 04/25/2012 3:06:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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